ebay 'BARGAINS'

[cobblers]

Hello is that Reality Checks R US? Can you send an urgent message to McCarthy Cars please they're trying to sell a 2004 Rover 75 diesel for £6000.

 

They obviously using the "Purple" book valuation service to work out their prices.

 

http://www.vcars.co.uk/used-cars/cardetails.php?t=autotrader&u=523563

 

Number plate valued by Michael Barrymore at £7000 on its own!

[Guest]

That BMW....Bought '86 April for L&C's collection, sold October '86. 6 months??

Hmmmm I smell ballshit and someone trying to cash in on L&C's, granted, all due 'fame' for having minters which being local they did have some beautiful stuff in the windows on a regular basis.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BEDFORD-DORMOBILE-1964-Rare-2-BRITH-/281034085034?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item416eefd2aa

 

bade points exyst pip blowing no bracks needs some wilding on driver side see pic needs runers on driver door and pssage side door

 

i am selling a rear bedford dormobile 1964 2 brith

 

WTF is he on about?

 

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[cort16]

I opened that M6 advert thinking there's no way I can be shocked at the price of this knowing how much I've seen tidy ones for in the past. I was wrong.

[trigger]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mk2-Ford-Cort ... 3ccd208aba

 

There's nothing like a chancer, and this is nothing like a chancer, more of a piss taker, £4500 for this rusty bag of shite.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

4500 and he hasn't even painted the patches he's welded into the fucking floor, what a turd shoveller

[chaseracer]

Be fair, Testes. He IS throwing in the front bumper AND the registration plate...

[steve28]

Its £4500 because its the rare coupe type.

[richardthestag]

Be fair, Testes. He IS throwing in the front bumper AND the registration plate...

 

But anyone who thinks he is going to sort the tracking within that price can go fuck themselves

[cobblers]

the bits that are welded on look to fairly well attached, it's not snotted on then hidden under a load of seam sealer and shultz which a lot of the shiny "fully restored" stuff is. ignoring the price, it does sit pretty well.

[outlaw118]

This is fucking lush.....not sure if it belongs here or in tat....

(EDITCan't get photo to work )

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Fire ... 5645996%26

Firenza, lovely and all that...but £8500? Correct me if I'm wrong here, just don't see it.

[mk2_craig]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mk2-Ford-Cort ... 3ccd208aba

 

There's nothing like a chancer, and this is nothing like a chancer, more of a piss taker, £4500 for this rusty bag of shite.

 

That was the conclusion I first jumped to but on reflection I might give the guy a break, I bet the reason for the ad is his missus insisting he thin out his chod collection and this way he can show he is "trying" to comply. The crazy price means there'll be zero interest and he can hang onto it a bit longer.

[Micrashed]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RED-FIESTA-XR ... 4d07a13c6a

 

£3000 for a XR2 with galloping rust and no MOT

[Micrashed]

h

Slightly bent Healey - £23K

[mk2_craig]

Jeez. Wouldn't want to have been behind the wheel of that when it got pranged.

[Morgan84]

Knowing what it was worth at time of impact was sure to hurt as well,plus the fact its not as easily replacable as pranging a 3 year old Focus

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/GA13SBY-GADSB ... 43b6be265a

 

ONE OFF REG

 

£10,000!

 

What an uninhabited, pigeon shit covered magical island of tosspottery this fella's brain must reside in.

[Spiny Norman]

Totally shit advert for a car that's worth at most about a quarter of what's being asked.

 

[shedvan]

Totally shit advert for a car that's worth at most about a quarter of what's being asked.

 

 

12 Thousand bananas!

 

That might be a thread winner.

[Spiny Norman]

£2k per window VW bus....

 

[messerschmitt owner]

every lot in this 'no reserve' auction will have you gasping at the prices!

 

http://www.handlewithfun.com/lot-search.cfm?category=cars&SortBy=RO

[HillmanImp]

I wonder if that Triumph is a typo. He has a Vitesse and a Spitfire for sale whilst not mega cheap are not crazy prices.

[pervypaul]

Always had a soft spot for gingers,usually skinny ones with nice tits, but I'd go for this ginger Ibiza, not many mk2 16v gtis about these days

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Seat-Ibiza-Gt ... 4abf7c9211

[Morgan84]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2002-JAGUAR-X ... 3f200e179b

[wuvvum]

As there has been much discussion elswhere on AS on the merits of used Protons, I thought it would be appropriate to post this beauty. A six-year-old Impian auto with a silly boot spoiler, yours for only five bags.

 

[Ben_L]

As there has been much discussion elswhere on AS on the merits of used Protons, I thought it would be appropriate to post this beauty. A six-year-old Impian auto with a silly boot spoiler, yours for only five bags.

 

 

One of the best equipped, sturdy looking vehicles Proton produce in my opinion. The inside looks like a relevantly pleasant place to be too...

 

But as average ones are £800-2000, I think 5 bags is over the top... That's more than Vectra/Mondeo/C5/407/607 money.

[Ben_L]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1993-VAUXHALL-CAVALIER-V6-AUTO-SILVER-no-tax-or-mot-96k-spares-repairs-project-/230894801987?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item35c2671443

 

£400, broken autobox, accident damage to main shell, no MOT, no tax... Sat since 2009...

 

But it's got a 2.5 v6 that'll "Drop straight into a Corsa"...

[Ben_L]

Purple Bellend and friends...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-Ford-Orion-1596cc-Petrol-/150821980473?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item231db0c939

 

£3k

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Granada-2-8i-Ghia-x-pack-/150955035815?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item23259f0ca7

 

£4.5k... With the optional "Ghia X Pack?? Thought the Ghia X was the top of the line, not a "Pack" to be added on...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2001-Mercedes-Benz-AMG-Estate-5439cc-Petrol-/150772078244?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item231ab756a4

 

10 Bags for a W210 AMG... (100% more than I've seen them go for in the past, due to their sorry reputation of killing themselves)

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Escort-GHIA-/150735831329?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item23188e4121

 

Cheap, at £3300...

 

I do wonder if he sells any of the chod that he just polishes and bangs out again. I understand the Rollers and Bentleys, but there's a Beetle that's £3k more than a Rolls... And Escorts/Orions galore at more than double top money. It can't be profitable, surely, to pick up some old dears, little used grief box, polish it up a bit and then punt it off to someone portraying it as something special, when in fact, it's only just getting a bit unusual.

[Mr Lobster]

I'd quite like another Superfive, this looks nice if a little basic -

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-5-1-4 ... 1015310932

 

But £2500

 

Seller seems to specialise in overpriced stuff, I can't imagine the day would come where I'd feel the need to spend £2k on a ten year old, Heather Mills spec Xsara either.

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 0998585374

[brickwall]

I'll never understand that Purple Nag place. Bugger me! The prices!