ebay 'BARGAINS'

[vulgalour]

So, he's a model seller then...

 

You forgot to add: *buddumtish* aaathankyouverymuchI'mhereallweek

[willswitchengage]

Maybe all 405 owners are retards? This one reckons he could get £250 on the bridge

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-PEUGEOT- ... 227wt_1346

 

Also 6 months MOT and a higher spec than the style... no bids at £250! Still maybe the seats aren't like new, with NO tears

[Negative Creep]

Maybe all 405 owners are retards? This one reckons he could get £250 on the bridge

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-PEUGEOT- ... 227wt_1346

 

Also 6 months MOT and a higher spec than the style... no bids at £250! Still maybe the seats aren't like new, with NO tears

 

 

Nice panel fit on the rear door

[Woody]

Another 'bargain' deux chevaux - are these heading the way of old bugs? Or maybe the sellers just think they are

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-CITROEN- ... 005wt_1397

 

 

£5995

[Spiny Norman]

I love 2CVs but they've really taken that one too far.

Minilites, custom mats & a Moto-Lita steering wheel may have a place in many cars, but not in a Douche FFS.

[ruffgeezer]

This one appears to have fallen from the stupid tree, and not content with having hit every branch on the way down, has then received a damn good shoeing from it

crashing onto him:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/spairs-or-repairs-/160835097131?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item257284d22b#ht_771wt_1185

 

Not content with failing to get the cars name in the title, misspelling "spares" in the title, but also misspelling the model of car in the advert.

 

I will happily give you nearly £500 for your bastard yellow, thrashed out, spunk box of a car, oh and it's oh-so-valuable numberplate which you completely omit to give any details of in your advert.

 

Twat.

[richardthestag]

but i know this number plate is worth 1175 pounds so im going to put this car up for 465.00 pounds

 

Tell you what china, you keep the plate and sell it yourself, give me the car plus £500 for my trouble and you'll still be over £600 up. then I'll arrange for a local scrappy to hiab it from outside your house.

 

You can paypal me the £500 and give me your house details and we can conclude our business.

 

You know what it might just work

[warren t claim]

Maybe all 405 owners are retards? This one reckons he could get £250 on the bridge

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-PEUGEOT- ... 227wt_1346

 

Also 6 months MOT and a higher spec than the style... no bids at £250! Still maybe the seats aren't like new, with NO tears

 

 

Nice panel fit on the rear door

 

£200 over the bridge for my 405 estate. I think you should offer him some sort of Price Is Right weighbridge game.

[richardthestag]

Maybe all 405 owners are retards? This one reckons he could get £250 on the bridge

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-PEUGEOT- ... 227wt_1346

 

Also 6 months MOT and a higher spec than the style... no bids at £250! Still maybe the seats aren't like new, with NO tears

 

 

Nice panel fit on the rear door

 

£200 over the bridge for my 405 estate. I think you should offer him some sort of Price Is Right weighbridge game.

 

This on is ever betterer

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2003-RENAULT-CLIO-DYNAMIQUE-16V-BLACK-275-/271008973777?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3f1964c3d1

£275! That must be a right Billy Bargain for one of you.

 

£275 BUYS THE CAR

etc etc

I CAN SCRAP IT FOR THIS AMOUNT ,BUT IT CUD BE A GOOD SPARES CAR FOR SOME ONE

 

£275 for a clio How much over £200/tonne does that make it?

[lancashireclamper]

51 reg Hyundai Sonata 2.0 badermatic, cloth seats, yours for 2795;

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2001-HYUNDAI- ... 6rk%3D1%26

[worldofceri]

A minty fresh 900 Turbo like this is high on my List of Wants. But £2500 is a bit Too Much.

 

[Spiny Norman]

That Saab's definitely a bit pricey. Mine's in similar nick but it's got the manual box and a new headlining and you could have it for a grand less!

 

Also with a slush-matic is this tarmac terrorist 1.6 Capri, nice enough but £6.8k??

 

[Cavcraft]

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vw-Beetle-Her ... 231f566f79

 

'If you've seen 'Herbie Gos Bananas' then you'll deffinatley know this chap.It has the no.9 in three differen't areas'

 

Classified ad price: £19,995.00

 

I've got a pair of Sally Thomsett's knickers, would you take them in part-exchange? If you've seen the film 'The Railway Children' then you'll definately know these trollies, she waved them at the train when a tree fell on the line. They have the motto 'age 7-9' in one place and also have fake rust in the back of them. I'd take fifteen grand for them, don't waste my time.

[Spiny Norman]

some pictures

 

Orange sea-world handle stoat?

Or is it a weasel?

[Negative Creep]

can see map knob weasel?

[philibusmo]

Possibly the first one I have ever managed to make any sense from!

Fanta-see World knob-weasel.

Hooray!

-Waits to be told how wrong he is-

[autofive]

fanta sea usa knob weasel ?

 

 

think im getting the hang of this

[Spiny Norman]

Fanta-see World knob-weasel.

Got to be, hasn't it?

 

These picture conundrums are ace Cav, it's like the Autoshite version of Catchphrase.

 

Say what you see, just say what you see...

[mk1_4dr]

PAGING MR B (be that Bickle, or Bollox) to the beige courtesy phone:

 

Not sure if this should be in here or, as its so rare, maybe it warrents the pricetag. I doubt it though...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-MONA- ... 4ab7900763

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-Juva- ... 4ab7905640

 

[Micrashed]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Triumph-Dolom ... 968wt_1044

 

£10K for a Dolly Sprint - bugger me have they really gone up that much?

 

The Plane.... The Plane.... I bet its full of people willing to pay £10Large for an old dolly....

[idiotboy]

PAGING MR B (be that Bickle, or Bollox) to the beige courtesy phone:

 

Not sure if this should be in here or, as its so rare, maybe it warrents the pricetag. I doubt it though...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-MONA- ... 4ab7900763

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-Juva- ... 4ab7905640

 

 

You'd be bloody mad to buy from that bloke. He's got a reputation....and it ain't good.

[warren t claim]

The Renault MONA QUATRE 1934 BOULANGE'RE is nothing more than a pre-war Kangoo, it even has the same engine capacity.

[worldofceri]

You'd be bloody mad to buy from that bloke.

 

Amongst other 'bargains' he's got the world's shiniest late Renault 5. Still not a grand's worth though. Wrong trimz, like.

 

[autofive]

You'd be bloody mad to buy from that bloke. He's got a reputation....and it ain't good.

 

i googled the name of the company (or sole trader) and found nothing

 

lets have the nitty gritty (dirt band)

[Spiny Norman]

I guess they have their fans, but would any of them be prepared to spaff 5 large on one of these old tanks?

 

[M'coli]

Doubt it. There was one that kicked around the Hillhead area 20 years or so ago - it was on eBay a year or 2 ago - but they really are ugly fuckers. First-class AS material then...

[boobydoo]

[quote name="Cavette

I've got a pair of Sally Thomsett's knickers' date=' would you take them in part-exchange? If you've seen the film 'The Railway Children' then you'll definately know these trollies, she waved them at the train when a tree fell on the line. They have the motto 'age 7-9' in one place and also have fake rust in the back of them. I'd take fifteen grand for them, don't waste my time.[/quote]

 

Made my day did that!

[CYANIDE STEVE]

You'd be bloody mad to buy from that bloke. He's got a reputation....and it ain't good.

 

i googled the name of the company (or sole trader) and found nothing

 

lets have the nitty gritty (dirt band)

 

http://www.2cvcity.co.uk/

[autofive]

You'd be bloody mad to buy from that bloke. He's got a reputation....and it ain't good.

 

i googled the name of the company (or sole trader) and found nothing

 

lets have the nitty gritty (dirt band)

 

http://www.2cvcity.co.uk/

 

i found the website, but not the poor reputation

[CYANIDE STEVE]

Oh right! We'll have to dig a bit deeper then