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John F Rank: Lancia Gamma

John F

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OK, so this Jaguar XJ-RS in "excellent condition" is up for sale at what appears to be £4,000.

 

But apparently excellent condition means this:

 

$(KGrHqRHJDoFI9Tp9M6nBSQFM(Qn!g~~60_12.J

 

$T2eC16NHJIQFHHbpvrIHBSQFMr,2ug~~60_12.J

 

And it gets better than that... reading the description, the car will only be sold if the lucky* buyer stumps up a further £3,000 to have the car restored by the seller!

 

But that's OK, because "THIS GIVES THE PROSPECTIVE BUYER PIECE OF MIND AND THE KNOWLEDGE THAT THE CAR HAS BEEN RESTORED CORRECTLY AND NOT JUST FILLED WITH FILLER ETC" :roll:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jaguar-XJS-XJR-S-6-0-V12-Limited-Edition-/171133793172?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item27d85e7394#ht_443wt_1399

richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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No MOT and No Tax due to me doing it up and selling, I have changed the colour to Matt Black,

 

 

 

been told buy insurance company with body kits and restorrtion done the car is worth £4900.00

 

 

open to offers please dont take the piss

 

 

seems reasonable

 

$(KGrHqV,!rUFIeUlPQ9BBSOro4K-TQ~~60_12.J

 

Starting bid:
£1,800.00
 
Lol

 

 

Tetleysmooth Rank: Renault 16

Tetleysmooth

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Whatever happened to the 'Ebay spelling ' thread?

Seems to have disappeared off the face of the forum.

overrun Rank: Renault 16

overrun

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Even more shite than an xjs but rong fred i fear

In some eyes, maybe. I think anything more than a score for it is too expensive though. :D

brickwall Rank: Lancia Gamma

brickwall

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Take all the crap off and there is a great little car under there. Shame really.

John F Rank: Lancia Gamma

John F

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http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C279090

 

 

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For sale is a 1972 Ford Pinto V8 conversion called 'The Bulldog'. This ford was built only for the US market and built to emmulate the success minis had in Europe in the USA. These cars originally had fitted a 2 liter Pinto engine hence was called the Ford Pinto. It has now got a huge 302 cubic inch for motor and transmision which is equivilent to 5.0litre for V8. This is a monster as it has been strenghten and braced to take such power. The custom exhaust is direct occationally trowing flames from the top mounted exhaust on the 2 fenders or wing. This has to be seen to be understood. Hot rod Bulldog. Many Thanks Elo

 

Price: £29000 Or near offer

 

Elo: you're illiterate, and your hideous belming seppo Capri is massively overpriced

 

Get it cubed and go straight back to school.

  • garethj and Charlie Croker
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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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What a shitehawk, those ‘exhausts’ coming out the front wings are not even connected up to anything. That is not a hot rod it’s just a half-arsed barry shiteheap. Actual value: £1950 on a good day

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mercrocker Rank: Isuzu Florian

mercrocker

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Last thing you want on a Pinto is flames, I would have thought.......

  • Negative Creep and Banger Kenny
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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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Did we have that one yet?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Triumph-Acclaim-From-a-Time-Capsule-/290986138779

$T2eC16N,!ykFIelv8bBKBSRV2nooGg~~60_57.J

 

$%28KGrHqNHJCEFIui-9pqIBSRV2oHTfQ~~60_57

 

$T2eC16F,!%29kFIefBGVQiBSRV2n8ffQ~~60_57

 

 

From a Time Capsule !!

 

Yes, you could say that.

 

 

Mileage:

2,200

 

Unbelievable!

 

 

This really is a rare find... A totally original car,in the condition it was in when it left the showroom.
Complete with all the MOT & service history from the supplying dealer.

 

Fantastic!

 

 

Has been carefully stored since 1995.

 

Obviously!

 

It's truly exceptional, really, really nice, I think it's well worth a hefty premium over the usual market value.

How does £2,500 sound?

 

 

Classified ad price: £4,950.00

 

What???

 

Nah, man. It's not a Bentley after all.

outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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OSF Taxed.
$T2eC16FHJFwFFZ4)f,ZcBSQMy8LGog~~60_35.J

 

escort mk2 1100 populer project

You know the old saying about infinite monkeys and typewriters, and Shakespeare? This advert appears to have been submitted by the 238th most intelligent monkey after using a typewriter for less than 2 hours.

 

£1175. Won't somebody think of the childeren?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mk-2-escort-1100-populer-/321230375775?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4acad28b5f

 

Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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Get a load of this joker. Firstly, this is the best snap...

 

$(KGrHqF,!n0FJLrZGF(TBSY,73GHFw~~60_12.J

 

Secondly there's this...

 

 

Classified ad price:

£5,995.00

 

and finally, for the ultimate piss take...

 

Please arrange to collect the within 3 days of auction close..... We can only hold the car for longer if it is paid for in full or storage charges will apply at £15.00 per day.

 

Verdict: GET BENT

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1992-VOLVO-240-SE-RED-1-owner-in-great-original-condition-MOT-Spare-keys-/290998884854

  • UmBongo and brickwall
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cobblers Rank: Isuzu Florian

cobblers

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I've asked the seller if he would do a part X for that actual Aston, with cash my way.

  • Jim Bergerac, Mr_Bo11ox and Charlie Croker
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Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

Negative Creep

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Has to be said that it isn't the most tragic replica I've ever seen

  • saucedoctor
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brickwall Rank: Lancia Gamma

brickwall

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It is a fine replica but who'd buy a fake anything for more than the real thing.

HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

HillmanImp

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Escort RS Turbo

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Escort-Mk-1-Rs-Turbo-Ford-project-car-Rs-owners-orange-/290947986276

 

I notice that the main picture seems to be a photo of a photo of it circa 1995. So here is a photo of the photo of a photo of it circa 1995.

 

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Here is what it looks like now:

 

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Believed to have had over £19000 pounds spent in 1989

 

Ah so that's why you are asking £6k for it? Dreamer.

saucedoctor Rank: Renault 16

saucedoctor

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My ex-bird didn't pay a lot more than that for an actual, real Vanquish. £33k lifted it.

M'coli Rank: Isuzu Florian

M'coli

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I'm sure it's lovely:

$(KGrHqQOKosFHm0s+Qk+BR95hkiZog~~60_57.J

 

But with 59K on the clock - not 59, but fifty-nine-fucking-thousand-miles - it must be the only galvanised-shell-from-the-factory to warrant £3495? :eek: :eek: :eek::shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

It's only a 1.1 GTA - I don't think a multipoint GTi would be worth that.

cobblers Rank: Isuzu Florian

cobblers

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Someone on here's mate owned that or something, and sold it for about £300 or something like that It's also had a front ender, apparently it's nowt special.

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HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

HillmanImp

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"ARMY SHOW STOPPER" Jeep Cherokee.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/JEEP-CHEROKEE-ARMY-SHOW-STOPPER-LPG-4X4-NO-SWAP-WHY-/171152718616

 

$(KGrHqJ,!o4FJ,yttYnIBSYVg75zqw~~60_12.J

 

OR JUST TO ENJOY AND TAKE TO THE SHOWS IT HAS NEVER BEEN TO ONE SO NOBODY HAS SEEN IT YET

 

I thought you said it was a show stopper?

 

THERE HAS BEEN MANY HOURS AND THOUSANDS OF ££££'S SPENT ON MAKING THIS SHOW STOPPING 4X4.

 

Quit with the show stopping. We have established its never been to a show. What have you spent these many thousands on then?

 

THE MINI GUN ONTOP WAS IMPORTED FROM AMERICA AND IS A PLASTIC TOY THE BAZUKA TUBES ON EITHER SIDE OF THE GUN ARE ACTUALLY FISHING CASES

 

I see. 

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