ebay 'BARGAINS'

[dollywobbler]

Really? This is starting to feel like paying to go to the asylum and laugh at the lunatics. "Poke that one with a stick Barry, it'll be HILARIOUS!"

[John F]

I'm not interested in buying that 405 for any reason, or even putting much effort into winding up the seller. I asked the handbrake question more out of curiosity as to whether it had been fixed... of course it hadn't.

 

But I don't mind seeing it through to its conclusion... in a few dozen years it'll be the only one left in Britain & chappie might even finally get his £400, which will then be enough to buy him a pint of milk.

[Richard]

If I had the money and I was closer (and wanted a 405) I'd buy the thing just to put an end to the whole sorry saga.

[Junkman]

Please don't. I'd much rather watch John F's version happening.

[flat4alfa]

 

Lancia Thema mk1 - 1 owner from new, stored in dry garage for the last 23 years. Engine started every month!

 

£4,999

[hairnet]

for 5 k id want a candlelit meal and delivery

 

looks nice tho

 

prisma/delta alloys tho?

[richardthestag]

 

Lancia Thema mk1 - 1 owner from new, stored in dry garage for the last 23 years. Engine started every month!

 

£4,999

 

Something fishy here - maybe

 

been off road for 23 years and nice 1990 tax disk in the screen to indicate some truth.

 

What about the 91 tax disk in the service history then?

 

Oh and the 2000'ish mot certificate

 

maybe stored in a nice dry council lock up garage for the last 23 years except when it was out n about

 

[dollywobbler]

I love how people with these sorts of cars bang on about 'started every month!' as if that's a good thing. If you're not getting the engine properly warmed up, then you're probably doing more harm than good. Especially as you'll be filling the exhaust with condensation every time. And no doubt they rev it up a bit to get the coolant temperature up.

[face]

MORRIS MINOR 1000 TRAVELLER NOT YOU RUN OF THE MILL WOODY

 

Hi, my name is run of the mill woody and this is not me.

 

And what's going on with that rear wheel?

 

 

UPGRADED FOR TODAYS MODERN TRAFFIC

 

FITTED WITH A MORRIS MARINA 1300 ENGINE

 

Love the stez (seriously):

 

 

Classified ad price:£5,300.00

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MORRIS-MINOR-1000-TRAVELLER-NOT-YOU-RUN-MILL-WOODY-/261182452658?_trksid=p2047675.m2109&_trkparms=aid%3D555001%26algo%3DPW.CURRENT%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D29%26meid%3D6402051919380991149%26pid%3D100010%26prg%3D1013%26rk%3D3%26sd%3D111031169099%26

[richardthestag]

Fvcking hell what a shed

 

apart from the ICE that is

 

Nothing wrong with a 1.3 a series nor anything else apart from those hateful headlight "bonnets" and wheels. just seems like everything has been done after a visit to halfords and it is all a bit halfarsed.

 

And the wood looks a bit soft, nowt misfitting about thouse back doors eh

 

 

Go for this one instead, it appears to be a lot more ........ together

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1968-Morris-Minor-Traveller-/370777853913

[garycox]

Lancia Thema mk1 - 1 owner from new, stored in dry garage for the last 23 years. Engine started every month!

 

£4,999

 

Something fishy here - maybe

 

been off road for 23 years and nice 1990 tax disk in the screen to indicate some truth.

 

What about the 91 tax disk in the service history then?

 

Oh and the 2000'ish mot certificate

 

maybe stored in a nice dry council lock up garage for the last 23 years except when it was out n about

 

 

Strange...

 

The vehicle details for F274 PUV are:

Date of Liability 01 04 1991

Date of First Registration 26 10 1988

Year of Manufacture 1988

Cylinder Capacity (cc) 1995cc

Fuel Type PETROL

Export Marker N

Vehicle Status Unlicensed

Vehicle Colour RED

[Micrashed]

Another "ban find" (where are all these fucking barns?)

 

But lovely looking Coop

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1974-MORRIS-M ... 853913%26#

 

EDIT - FUXAKE - wrong thread

[Wilko220]

This high-mileage heap is back.

 

Five grand!

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SINGER-VOGUE- ... 2323b60ba8

[Pillock]

I see PurpleHorseBurger have bought the Singer that was on t'Blue forum last year and done a blowover. But hey, at least it's rare right? In fact....

 

im sure the facts speak for themselves that there are none anywhere else in existence.

 

Yes. None anywhere else.

 

The vehicle details for NAO 472F are:

Date of Liability 01 02 2014

Date of First Registration 01 11 1967

 

 

But no, definately no others....

 

The vehicle details for VYA 838G are:

Date of Liability 01 08 2013

Date of First Registration 01 04 1969

[Pillock]

I see PurpleHorseBurger have bought the Singer that was on t'Blue forum last year and done a blowover. But hey, at least it's rare right? In fact....

 

im sure the facts speak for themselves that there are none anywhere else in existence.

 

Yes. None anywhere else.

 

The vehicle details for NAO 472F are:

Date of Liability 01 02 2014

Date of First Registration 01 11 1967

 

 

But no, definately no others....

 

The vehicle details for VYA 838G are:

Date of Liability 01 08 2013

Date of First Registration 01 04 1969

[HillmanImp]

From looking at his feedback I see he has still not sold a single car on Ebay ......

[HillmanImp]

From looking at his feedback I see he has still not sold a single car on Ebay ......

[RedSparrow]

Four legs and a tail?!

 

 

Maybe he really is a horse?

[RedSparrow]

Four legs and a tail?!

 

 

Maybe he really is a horse?

[Mr_Bo11ox]

I've just 3D-scanned that wheelarch using my eyes and computed that it contains 2kg of wob.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

I've just 3D-scanned that wheelarch using my eyes and computed that it contains 2kg of wob.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Fvcking hell what a shed

 

apart from the ICE that is

 

Nothing wrong with a 1.3 a series nor anything else apart from those hateful headlight "bonnets" and wheels. just seems like everything has been done after a visit to halfords and it is all a bit halfarsed.

 

And the wood looks a bit soft, nowt misfitting about thouse back doors eh

 

 

Go for this one instead, it appears to be a lot more ........ together

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1968-Morris-Minor-Traveller-/370777853913

 

Christ that is awful. It looks like its collapsing under the weight of its own shitness.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Fvcking hell what a shed

 

apart from the ICE that is

 

Nothing wrong with a 1.3 a series nor anything else apart from those hateful headlight "bonnets" and wheels. just seems like everything has been done after a visit to halfords and it is all a bit halfarsed.

 

And the wood looks a bit soft, nowt misfitting about thouse back doors eh

 

 

Go for this one instead, it appears to be a lot more ........ together

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1968-Morris-Minor-Traveller-/370777853913

 

Christ that is awful. It looks like its collapsing under the weight of its own shitness.

[vulgalour]

I can't tell if this is a Minor with Corsa headlights or yet another Corsa with a ridiculous bodykit.

 

[vulgalour]

I can't tell if this is a Minor with Corsa headlights or yet another Corsa with a ridiculous bodykit.

 

[RoadworkUK]

I might be putting this delectable creation in entirely the wrong category here....

 

 

Nice, very nice.

 

But sixty bags nice?

 

EDIT: Oh, I see; it's just an advert for a company who might be able to build you a ridiculous SD1 for "TBC" quantity of money. Odd way of doing business.

[RoadworkUK]

I might be putting this delectable creation in entirely the wrong category here....

 

 

Nice, very nice.

 

But sixty bags nice?

 

EDIT: Oh, I see; it's just an advert for a company who might be able to build you a ridiculous SD1 for "TBC" quantity of money. Odd way of doing business.

[trigger]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2000-VOLKSWAG ... 460de7238a

 

unfortunately cosmetically damaged during the recent heavy snowfall 2 weeks ago

 

Basically it's a totally fucked Polo SDi saloon and they want £700 BIN!

[trigger]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2000-VOLKSWAG ... 460de7238a

 

unfortunately cosmetically damaged during the recent heavy snowfall 2 weeks ago

 

Basically it's a totally fucked Polo SDi saloon and they want £700 BIN!

[Junkman]

Buy an unfucked one for only £ 1,495.00:

 

 

Holy shit, how braindead must one be...