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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Cambridge-Mk2-Triple-Show-Winner-/302212705233
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Triple Show Winner

 

Best A55 Known to the Owner's Club!

 

Best (4 cyl) Farina & Longest Distance Travelled Award (400 miles round trip) Austin Cambridge Club 2014 National Rally, Bath & West Showground
- Lancashire Vehicle Club - ‘Best in Show’ Astley Park & The Island Lytham Shows 2016.

 
 
I won't argue for a second that this is one of the cleanest ones I have ever seen.

 

But:

 

 

Classified Ad price: £10,995.00

 

In your fucking dreams, m8ey!

richardmorris Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

richardmorris

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Aw, missed his post. You lot are quick! Better than bikeradar!

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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No idea what these are actually worth (in fact I was unaware that they were even a thing until just now), but I wouldn't have thought the supply / demand balance was in the seller's favour.

 

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oldcars Rank: Lancia Gamma

oldcars

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Gumtree shite here!

 

'Only needs a little welding for it's mot'      aka rotten AF underneath!! :-D

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/jaguar/fabulous-looking-project-car-jaguar-3.0-v6-se-low-miles-90k-great-project-amazing-car-for-its-age-/1218579927

:mrgreen: at the underside advisory. As junkman would say its daffy ducked.

  • Reason(s) for failure

    nearside front Headlamp aim beam image obviously incorrect (1.8.A.1b)
    offside front Headlamp aim beam image obviously incorrect (1.8.A.1b)
    nearside front Brake pipe excessively corroded (3.6.B.2c)
    offside front Steering rack gaiter insecure (2.2.D.2d)
    nearside front upper Suspension arm has excessive play in a ball joint (2.4.G.2)
    offside front upper Suspension arm has excessive play in a ball joint (2.4.G.2)
    nearside front Wheel nut(s) missing (4.2.A.1e)
    nearside rear Wheel nut(s) missing (4.2.A.1e)
    offside front Wheel nut(s) missing (4.2.A.1e)
    offside rear Wheel nut(s) missing (4.2.A.1e)
    nearside rear Subframe mounting prescribed area is excessively corroded (2.4.A.3)
    offside rear Subframe mounting prescribed area is excessively corroded (2.4.A.3)
    nearside front Seat belt anchorage prescribed area is excessively corroded (5.2.6)
    offside front Seat belt anchorage prescribed area is excessively corroded (5.2.6)
  • Advisory notice item(s)

    slight blow at all exhaust joints
    both rear tyres worn on inner edges
    underside heavily corroded and soft
Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

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LOL at that Mongtree Shaguar, a few hundred spent? A few GRAND more like, it's James Brown fodder, worth £80 on a bloody good day, trader mongtard knows it's not even fit to break. Verdict : CUNTWAFFLING ARSECRISPYTWATMUNCH

Station Rank: Isuzu Florian

Station

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I've never understood old Land Rover love - even newer ones are miserable. I'd rather have a Hilux!

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Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

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I bet the OLLI lot will be spaffing over those S1's

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Asimo Rank: Isuzu Florian

Asimo

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Really cheap PTCruisers are proper shite, but how much do I not want this one @ £2500?

 

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£500 road tax too.

This car is very beautiful and have strong power, cabriolet is really cool and comfortable in summer, pink color is suitable for women driving , if you like, do not miss it .

https://www.gumtree.com/p/chrysler/beautiful-pink-car-auto-cabriolet-2-doors/1217853900

 

Alternatively and only £2000

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MAY SWAP PX FOR A LOW MILEGE SUZUKI ALTO

https://www.gumtree.com/p/chrysler/custom-airbrush-painted-2006-pt-cruiser-limited-2.5l-petrol/1218519367

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AMC Rebel Rank: Renault 16

AMC Rebel

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I've never understood old Land Rover love - even newer ones are miserable. I'd rather have a Hilux!

Liked, and I own 2. 

Station Rank: Isuzu Florian

Station

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It has light damage to the wishbone mounting points,

Worth every penny. If those pennies were in fact flattened rabbit turds.

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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This is the degree to which I restored my first Imperials. I soon found out, that this isn't what I want to do with my cars.

Once this level of resto quality is achieved, the car is neither authentic, I mean, they weren't that good from the factory,

nor do you anymore enjoy driving it.

You have built, in essence, a trailer queen.

I learned from this and then restored cars only to the degree that they can still be driven, since this is what a car is all about, innitt?

 

However, I never ever made the mistake many people make, which is:

 

Cost of buying the car + cost of restoration = market value

 

It just doesn't bloody work that way, m8!

 

Nowadays, I have modified my outlook altogether:

 

Let an old car just be an old car.

If you don't really want an old car, steer clear of it and lease a new one.

LC Torana Rank: Citroen Ami

LC Torana

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Pub talk is that it used to be:

Cost of buying the car + cost of restoration = market value * 4

 

Now it's nearer to:

Cost of buying the car + cost of restoration = market value * 5

LC Torana Rank: Citroen Ami

LC Torana

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This is the degree to which I restored my first Imperials. I soon found out, that this isn't what I want to do with my cars.

Once this level of resto quality is achieved, the car is neither authentic, I mean, they weren't that good from the factory,

nor do you anymore enjoy driving it.

You have built, in essence, a trailer queen.

I learned from this and then restored cars only to the degree that they can still be driven, since this is what a car is all about, innitt?

 

However, I never ever made the mistake many people make, which is:

 

Cost of buying the car + cost of restoration = market value

 

It just doesn't bloody work that way, m8!

 

Nowadays, I have modified my outlook altogether:

 

Let an old car just be an old car.

If you don't really want an old car, steer clear of it and lease a new one.

 

The words of this post needs to be written into the constitution of every car club worldwide.

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richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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shit the bed, look at the overhang on this beauty

 

MORRIS MINOR CAMPERVAN THE SNAIL /ADVERTISING /COFFEE VAN

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MORRIS-MINOR-CAMPERVAN-THE-SNAIL-ADVERTISING-COFFEE-VAN-/282374415502?hash=item41bed3a48e:g:JQAAAOSwr~lYsfks

 

Shonky as fook, don't stand too far back in the van unless the front end has been weighed down with a fat burd sitting on the bonnet

 

Only 8 Bags 

 

No idea what the amber beacon is for except to warn others of the speshalness of the owner/driver

 

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Then as if the overhand wasnt too long already another foot has been slapped on for a spare heel carrier

 

ffs

 

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Supernaut Rank: Talbot Tagora

Supernaut

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Jesus wept! I bet that's fun* to drive in a crosswind.

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