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What? I don't understand?

I made a post, it was considered vulgar, I removed the post.

 

I have a very very warped sense of humour.

It isnt appreciated by a lot of people. I understand that and am not offended.

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I made a post, it was considered vulgar, I removed the post.

 

I have a very very warped sense of humour.

It isnt appreciated by a lot of people. I understand that and am not offended.

Vulgar? :-)

Am not entirely sure what is considered as vulgar on here! Some pretty rum goings on have been posted and accepted!

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"Now, Mr Burton" said the salesman, "you might find this a little strange, but on page 62 of the brochure there is a photograph of the two of us looking at the picture of us in the brochure". 

 

"Whoa, trippy" said Mr. Burton, before asking how much the optional alloy wheels cost. 

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And an option with the new 5.3L V12, for the discerning owner, is this  penis extension.

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Sachi and Sachi never worked for Citroen again after after the confusion of the 'Camper Van' advert

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"Young at heart" because "daft old bastard" doesn't have quite the same zing to it.

 

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In a bid to encourage sales in the traditionally Francophobic market of Great Britain, Citroen decided to make all their competitors look as French as possible in the only way they knew how; ladies bottoms.

 

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"It's no good. I just can't reach the steering wheel."

 

Stupid women.

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Station:

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I see you like living dangerously! :mrgreen:

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"Why are we in a field playing music to a Xantia...oh yes, because we're high."

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Shitefest '14 had both better weather and more smartly dressed people than I was expecting, although fewer cars.

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What's so funny about uphill skiing? We're Americans, dontcha know! Champion skiers, the fastest!

(Mumbling off camera)

Yeah? What about the ski suits?

(More mumbling)

Yeah! A bunch of quick Yanks, and they come off real easy by hand. So?

(Sounds of laughter, wheezing, splatting and collapsing, off camera)

God Almighty! I've never seen someone laugh their lungs up before!

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Note from the guy on the left:

Dear Autoshiters of the future, this isn't nearly as homoerotic as it looks: I'm holding Dave's sleeve on, because the leather's started to rust at the shoulder!

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"Do you think we'll make it to the Datsun garage before the car rusts away?"

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He looks happy, she looks anxious.  I wonder if they're speeding toward a child/nun/kitten/cliff and she's doing that nervous "haha, very funny, you'll stop now right?" which later becomes an hysterical scream of "I knew I should have listened to my mother!"

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For fuck's sake love, I've got another 10 fares after you, so grab that brat of yours and get in! post-5211-0-75891100-1404337160_thumb.jpg

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Hello,

 

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You killed my father.  Prepare to die.

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All these 'luxury features' guaranteed not to work within a week

 

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Then some daft sod years to come buys one off a dodgy interweb forum LOL

 

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I can't believe they haven't noticed me stealing their luggage...

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The 1966 Dodge Convertible - official transport of the National Rifle Association.

 

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Not quite what I had in mind when I asked you to pull me off, sweetheart!

 

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MG B. The car for the man who wants a controlling wife.

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You needed to take a few magic mushrooms to think this re hashed Hillman Avenger would be popular in the USA, so many that you will be chirping like a bird

 

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What 1970's VWs did when they came in contact with water

 

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