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Curiosity ensues at a meeting of the 125P owners' club as a woman speaks to them for the first time.

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"If I could breed horses as well as Rover built cars, I'd be quids in at the Findus factory"

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No, fools! Dolts! Idiots! Everyone knows you need a Honda Jazz to carry one of these!!

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No, fools! Dolts! Idiots! Everyone knows you need an Austin Maxi to carry one of these!!

 

EFA

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You are unfamiliar with the current radio ad, Herr Doktor...?

 

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You are unfamiliar with the current radio ad, Herr Doktor...?

 

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There is no place for a radio in a hoarding hermit's life :mrgreen:

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"Right, Mrs Johnson, keep taking these - three a day, after meals. Come back if you haven't seen an improvement in two weeks."

 

"Thank you, Doctor Vauxhall" said Mrs Johnson, who would go on to need much stronger anti-anxiety medication after researching Dr. G.M. Vauxhall's credentials. 

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Wow!,

It appears this horse is rusting.

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Right love, take the hand brake off...it'll look like an accident.

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There should be no place for commercial radio in anyone's life :mrgreen:

EFA

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"Look mate we're not that sort of escort agency, but we've got your money, so do you want her for the weekend or not?"

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"As soon as I can get the planners to accept the back-hander all this will be an out of town retail park and I'll be able to buy a Range-Rover Sport with 22" alloys and junk this old Land-Rover"

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"Look, if I get the paint code I'm sure the tanning salon will be able to match it"

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"Keep smiling love, only another 59 payments at 42% APR and it's ours"

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"You're going to laugh at this, but, I thought it was our Morris Oxford"

 

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"If this doesn't stop that Woollarding craze on facebook then nothing will"

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keep smiling doreen and hopefully they wont notice the rust

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I onlee parked it for five minutes and le ratlook brigade got it

 

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Mr Jones was having second thoughts about having one of those new fangled Satellite Navigation units fitted to his car.

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"Bollocks, some slag in a yellow tranny has already turned over the bookies"

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Roofrack, pineapple and Phatrimzyo Optional extras.

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Burt Reynolds thinks you're gay.

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Please put that cigarette out, the only thing that leaks worse than my hood is the fucking SU carbs.
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While i am sleeping in the car you can get your boiler suit on and get that roof put back on the bedroom!

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"If this doesn't stop that Woollarding craze on facebook then nothing will"

Kim Jong Un may have lost all his clothes in strip poker, was he was dead pleased with the Subaru he won.

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But only just, and only if you take the roof down.  For the full outdoors experience you need a Maxi.

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