MerC coup driftslag not redtop/wrx/omgpinkknickers/ show/cruiseUnique and MUST SEE

[Des]

MERCBENZ GENUIN BARN FIND(Real Head Turner)               (One off and Unique)   

 

 

 

 

RIGHT YOU ARE BIDDING ON MERCEDEZE LIKE WHAT PATRICK SWAYZEE DROVE ON ROADHOUSE INCLUDED WITH THE CAR IS COLECTER ITEM VHS VIDEO OF ROADHOUSE FILM WHERE HE RIPS THE BADDIES HEART OUT LOL.

 

 

 

I BROUGHT THIS CAR OFF OF HERE AND IT HAS BEEN WELL DIRTY DANCING, BUT TIME TO MOVE ON LOL MOT IS RUN OUT BUT WILL PASS AND ABOUT 2 WEEKS TAX THAT I WILL CASH IN UNLESS IT GETS BID TO SOME LUDRICROUS FIGURE IN MY DRUG ADDLED MIND, BUT CAR WILL BE FREE TO TAX NEXT YEAR CLASSIC CAR INNIT.

 

NUMBER PLATE VALUED AT £9large£££ BY REGWANKERS.COM.

 

only reason for sale is due to moving abroad and won't be able to drive this car on road due to countries regulations ( gutted )..... the only bad points with the car is just a few bits  of the bodywork which need tidying up / touching up, other than that it spot on 287 WATCHERS!!!! WHY DONT U GET BIDING I NEED CSH MONEY 4 BUY DRUG IF IT DONT GET BID I WILL BANGER RACE WITH THE BOOT FULL OF KITTENS!!! GET BIDING OR i VIDEO ME IN WOMENS KNICKERS PLAYING PIANO AND PUT IT UP

[Wilko220]

I'm only interested if it has coins stuck in the handbrake

[cort16]

Wood U swap four betamax video recoder and substantial collection of speshalist videos?

[Jim Bell]

Duz it tek vag oil m8?

[Lord Sterling]

Wud u b inretested in swoping 4 sum world cup 94 police cards????

[autofive]

^{im intrestod in the foured Karrr in the fotos}

 

^{is it four sail mate?}

 

I am a real wong weal dwive auld skool fourd fan

 

lol

 

 

p.s. will you taek 80 quid 2nite?

[Junkman]

veri clin

[FredTransit]

does this listing also come in English? With pictures of THE WHOLE FCUKIN CAR??!!

[Cavcraft]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Someone has to ask.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Just flipping brilliant, every box ticked. 11/10

[RedSparrow]

HI M8 DO U HAVE A XBOX360 FOR FREE? (LATEST MOEDL ONLY) PLUS GAMES
I M UNEMPLOYED AND HAVE 7 KIDS AND MY MUM IS IN HOSPITAL

[HillmanImp]

I am very tempted to say I will definitely buy this, arrange to pick it up and then go A.W.O.L. for 6 weeks, then ring up out of the blue apologising, saying I was grief stricken because my neighbours dog died and arrange to pick it up the following day between 9am and 5pm so you have to stay in all day waiting for me, but obvioulsy not turn up and then never answer my phone or reply to an email from you again

[RedSparrow]

Oh I forgot,

 

HI M8 £50 COLECT 2NITE?

[Station]

WIL U TAKE SWAP FOR THIS MATE?

 

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-NFPzXMkCCrQ/UJjOZoXfHyI/AAAAAAAAEpw/hoCj8VaNxco/s400/broken_laptop01.jpg

 

Juss NEeds a bit ofv repare an will be wurth 800£

so if ur not a lazy persin like me you can repare it and sell it for 800£

[Partridge]

will u acept £20 bud? will pay in ca$h.

 

It looks less shit than much newer Mercs. They actually remembered to rust proof that one.

 

Hillmanimp, do you speak from experience? 

[Jim Bell]

Sorry. Due to an unexpected death near my family, I'm affraid I now won't be able to purchase this car due to being too tall for the car.

[Danblez]

If onyl you woz closer I wud defo buyy this./

[fordperv]

Will u swap dis 4 me collection of razzle sum pagees stuck togever but plenty ov miles left in dem I'll even giv u a half empty box ov kleenex an sum baby oilz

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Hi there, I am very interested in this, please can you tell me the following:

 

Does it have a full service history

What make are the tyres

What EXACTLY does it need for the MOT (will you underwrite the cost of any additional work it may need for MOT beyond what you are about to tell me)

What is the fuel economy like in daily use?

When was the cambelt last done as these mercs are very sensitive on the cambelts

Is there any rust or filler or scratches

What is the least you will take for it

 

I R SRS & KNOWLEGABLE BUYER

[MrDuke]

I'd deffo have this if it wasn't parked under some trees.

[Sigmund Fraud]

The 'body under tarpaulin' boot picture literally made me spit my coffee all over my screen and keyboard...

 

You will therefore be hearing from my lawyer, as I consulted ambulancechasingscumandpartners.co.uk and realised I can claim £747.458,12 in damages.

[cort16]

Can you garuntea it wood drive back to Norway M8?

[Rocket88]

Hi there, I am very interested in this, please can you tell me the following:

 

Q;Does it have a full service history

 

A;It will have in about 20 mins after I've finished setting up this rubber printing set

 

QWhat make are the tyres

 

A;What make would you like them to be?

 

Q;What EXACTLY does it need for the MOT (will you underwrite the cost of any additional work it may need for MOT beyond what you are about to tell me)

 

A;Some welding in some places. I'll underwrite anything you like, but the chances of it being enforceable in Khazikstaan may be slim

 

 

Q;What is the fuel economy like in daily use?

 

A;Briiliant. I got 78 mpg yesterday, going to work and back. [i work from home]

 

Q;When was the cambelt last done as these mercs are very sensitive on the cambelts

 

A;I've fitted 3 cambelts in the last 8 miles. Just to be on the safe side.

 

Q;Is there any rust or filler or scratches

 

A;None that will show until I've left the country

 

Q;What is the least you will take for it

 

A;2 Raymanboys, 3 Doctors, a pentangle and a goat

 

I R SRS & KNOWLEGABLE BUYER

 

That I can see............

[Station]

I'd definitely have this car if I owned it.

[jonny69]

HI M9,,,WATS UR BEST PRICE,,,

 

Thread of the year contender, btw

[Junkman]

Dearest Friend,

 

I am an agent for the honourable Mr. Ndadaye Laidlow, President of the Mercedes Owners Club of Laos, who would like to purchase the car for his personal collection. We will pay for the shipping of the car by cashiers check. Please deposit the check into your bank account and transfer the sum for the shipping costs to

 

Lucky Cat International Transport

P.O. Box 39

Laos, Nigeria

 

I count on your anticipated co-operation.

 

Sincerest,

 

Barrister Dr. Agogo Junkstapha

[Pillock]

I would definitely have this if I didn't need to shift three cars first, and needed a large car, and it was diesel not petrol, and a different colour, and cheaper, and closer to home. Definitely. 

[Cavcraft]

Some knob (on another website) wanted to know if my AX had service history. Obviously f*cking vital on a £170 car.

[HillmanImp]

Whilst this is a GR12 advert, I am still to see anyone actually show any interest in the car. I cant help but think

 

[Tetleysmooth]

 

Whilst this is a GR12 advert, I am still to see anyone actually show any interest in the car. I cant help but think

 

I am, if it's actually a for sale thread.