Autoshite lexicon

[Jim Bell]

 

 

Can also stand for WALL BEATER OF DEATH if the car emerges triumphant from an altercation with reinforced concrete.

[Junkman]

Didn't someone here buy a triumph stag as a wbod? Well played

 

Nah, he bought it for moving houses.

[hauserplenty]

Bump. Duly updated and with all* references to obsolete medical terms removed, per the Operation Crackdown thread. (See: Page 4)

[hauserplenty]

Cunningly updated this time... &c.

[conkerman]

Bleb - A unit of weld.

 

Sparkle stick - Bleb dispenser.

[LC Torana]

sFTP (secure FTP):

 

Same as a FTP, except it happens in the security and privacy of your own driveway.

[chaseracer]

Bleb - A unit of weld.

 

Sparkle stick - Bleb dispenser.

 

Electric glue: method of joining new metal to old rust to varying levels of penetration (Matron...!) and permanence, usually involving an excess of sparks, cursing, localised burns and an unusual partial suntan.  See also: references to the waste products of pigeons.

 

Electric glue stick: weapon (potentially dangerous) used to varying levels of competence in processes described above.

[sloth]

reanult 20ts

 

 

1.that car you want but cant collect for reasons.

 

2. raving cock flogging womble toucher.

[scaryoldcortina]

Laguna - worthless, possibly free item that ends up costing you money anyway. Also a unit of measurement for valuing any car, eg "You could get 20 lagunas for that"

[hauserplenty]

Duly noted, will be included in next update. Coming soon*.

 

I'd also like to include "Spanish waiter" but I'd like a witty definition which hopefully also gives the derivation...

 

Any others??

[scaryoldcortina]

Spanish waiter is the opposite of Heather Mills, innit?

[AlabamaShrimp]

I've never seen anyone use that nor know what it means

[Clanger]

Spanish waiter = Manuel the hilariously* inept waiter from Fawlty Towers

[Sloth in a bowl]

GLF - Gar'n Like Fuck

 

A meeting of Scotoshiters at a drag strip to see whom can kill their home tuned veg powered dizzer the quickest.

Bonus points are awarded for breaking down en route to the event.

[Formula Autos]

Pineappled: taken to the extremes of 'scene' 'coolness', as in the case of VAG-tosser owned vehicles that had assorted manky/crusty/rusty old shite applied to roof racks until the ultimate destiny of this wank-fest was reached; the application of a pineapple. Also, a prediction of the destiny of certain aged Wolfsburg produced products when spotted on eBay, summed up in the phrase "that's bound to end up Pineappled". See also; Scene tax

[burraston2006]

I is a simpleton and still haven't worked out what TD:LR means! Can anyone put me out of my misery?!

[twosmoke300]

Too long - didn't read

[burraston2006]

Cheers for that! Been pondering it for months!

[Twiggy]

I think this thread should be pinned.

[puddlethumper]

What does Imho mean. I'm never going to remember all these acronyms.

[Arthur Foxhake]

In My Honest Opinion.

[LC Torana]

*Humble

[Station]

"That's nice!" Shorthand for use in for sale thread meaning you have all ready checked reviews on Honest John and are halfway down the m6.

[CreepingJesus]

GLF - Gar'n Like Fuck

 

A meeting of Scotoshiters at a drag strip to see whom can kill their home tuned veg powered dizzer the quickest.

Bonus points are awarded for breaking down en route to the event.

Gaun' Like Fuck. "Sorry officer, I did not observe that nun's kitten transporting vehicle, I was too busy gaun like fuck."

See also 'moar booost': the process of wringing an extra 10bhp out of a shite Skudder by the magic of digital manipulation, so it grenades at some random (and unknowable) point in the future. See also Czechoslovakian Roulette.

 

Skudder: Skoda belonging to Scotoshiter, possibly enjoying* moar booost and FTPing. And ridiculous fuel mileage.

 

I could spend all day explaining the Scotoshite/SVM miasma.

[Split_Pin]

See also "Turbit", a forced induction conveyance owned by a Scot(ch).

 

"Ah liked the last wan a hud so a goat myself an er Gowf Turbit ser".

[CreepingJesus]

Variant: turbydeezl. As in "ah goat seek o the RX8, s' ah chipped it infra Golf turbydeezl."

 

That was a real conversation too...

[Junkman]

I guess we need a separate lexicon for that foreign stuff.

[320touring]

Gaun' Like Fuck. "Sorry officer, I did not observe that nun's kitten transporting vehicle, I was too busy gaun like fuck."

See also 'moar booost': the process of wringing an extra 10bhp out of a shite Skudder by the magic of digital manipulation, so it grenades at some random (and unknowable) point in the future. See also Czechoslovakian Roulette.

 

Skudder: Skoda belonging to Scotoshiter, possibly enjoying* moar booost and FTPing. And ridiculous fuel mileage.

 

I could spend all day explaining the Scotoshite/SVM miasma.

"Moar boost" is used in the quest for the holy grail of "All Teh Boost" - this is an unobtainable condition by dint of the fact you can ALWAYS add Moar boost.

 

Some triple turbo's Cummins have got close..

 

Golf Course - any 700 series Volvo with AstroTurf headlining. It is Ill advised to request to play the back 9 with the owner..

[rml2345]

Scotoshite - Like Autoshite but with more swearing, horizontal rain and pies.

[Split_Pin]

...and egg.