Laydeez and old shite adverts

[Dick Longbridge]

I tried a similar thread elsewhere a while ago, and it was deemed too rude or racialist, or something such like, with a capital lack of Restepc. Anyway, I thought the gentry of this establishment may be more forgiving.

Feel free to point wrath in my direction if you think it's genuinely required.

[tonedepear]

VROOM!

[John F]

Yes, it's completely inappropriate.

 

Their tits are covered up, for a start.

[Guest]

C L U N G E

[dollywobbler]

Hmmm, don't you love the bulges on an E-Type bonnet?

[maxpower]

Yes, it's completely inappropriate.

 

Their tits are covered up, for a start.

 

+1

[trigger]

Have a few more from the "Trig Collection".

 

MGB Roadster Advert 1973 by Trigger's Retro Road Tests!, on Flickr

 

Dodge Charger R/T Advert 1969 by Trigger's Retro Road Tests!, on Flickr

 

Bradley GT VW Kit Car Advert 1973 by Trigger's Retro Road Tests!, on Flickr

[cort16]

Now that's how you sell a car!

[warren t claim]

I'll stick with this lady thank you! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------->>>>>>>>>>

[Autoplas]

I'll take the blonde bird and the DS please

[hairnet]

tvr motorshow pics please

[chaseracer]

tvr motorshow pics please

 

Really? Why...?

 

 

 

[tonedepear]

Well I always fancied a TVR anyway, but that further up has actually made me want a Sherpa sport. Christ.

 

Would have to be rubber bumpered FHC though, for mild shite credentials.

 

And about £15 for penniless credentials.

[Cavcraft]

Good news for that bird on the DS: I'd give her one no danger.

[Pete-M]

That girl next to the Sherpa DHC... oh dear. It'd be rude not to.

[Timewaster]

Good news for that bird on the DS: I'd give her one no danger.

 

Of course, that is quite an old picture. Here she is today, waiting for you!

Pucker up!

[boobydoo]

Not an advert as such...but she looks utter filth.

 

[dollywobbler]

She also appears to have an ork's ear, but only one...

[Ian Mac]

Here Yugo

 

http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=zastav ... ,r:0,s:291

[dollywobbler]

I must say, the clothing rather clashes with the paint scheme...

 

The Citroen Ami attracts a rather classier type of lady. "Ah jus adorrre ze crazy bonneeet."

 

"No, I can't believe they put it into production either. How odd!"

[CreepingJesus]

I OBJECT TO THIS PICTURE IN THE STRONGEST TERMS. IT'S JUST NOT RIGHT, AND I EXPECTED BETTER OF THE GALLANT (GALANT?) CHAPS OF THIS 'ERE FORUM...

...none of you thought to tell her that she needs to be round the back of the car to shove it out of the snow? Tsk, silly girl. She'll get the idea soon enough, but until then...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Unless that's how it's done in Welsh Wales when the Maverick needs rescuing...

[wackywacerwill]

Now here's a sight any man would like to come across whilst walking in the woods

 

She loves the Pug

 

XXX SHERPA COUPE RUBBER BUMPER ACTION

 

Unsure that this ones an add but hell, it works for me.

[Dick Longbridge]

Those TVR motorshow pics are 11 out of 10. I agree with all the DS comments too.

This one is cuter than a bug's rear. Obviously.

*Edit to try and make new picture work.

[55bloke]

Now here's a sight any man would like to come across whilst walking in the woods

 

She loves the Pug

 

XXX SHERPA COUPE RUBBER BUMPER ACTION

 

Unsure that this ones an add but hell, it works for me.

 

None of these pics are showing on my computer!

[dollywobbler]

Ah, not just me then!

[AnthonyG]

Obviously too naughty for your filters (they are not working on mine either!)

 

Were those TVR (?) birds really completely nude? - that must have been pushing it a bit even for 1973 or whenever (photographers sideburns date it to the early 1970s).

 

The lovely bonnet mascot of the 404 and the cheeky rear parcel shelf ornament of the Cortina (love the bowler hat!) are my choice for Autoshite garage assistants of the month.

[tonedepear]

I'm only viewing this on my phone, but that Cortina ad looks like European amputee porn.

 

I'm also reassured by the gt6 girls look of competence handling a helmet.

[Richard]

Now here's a sight any man would like to come across whilst walking in the woods

 

She loves the Pug

 

XXX SHERPA COUPE RUBBER BUMPER ACTION

 

Unsure that this ones an add but hell, it works for me.

 

None of these pics are showing on my computer!

 

10, 18, 23 and 26 from here http://img.funtasticus.com/2008/apr/cars1448/

[pompei]

These two are my faves...

 

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[pompei]

Ah, they haven't come out ...