I've just discovered........

[Skinley]

That used engine oil tastes horrible.

 

I cracked the sump of my mk4 golf yesterday.

Today I got a bloke to come and take it to his yard so he can fix it for me, he winched it onto his recovery truck, I thought this would be a good time to get under the car to visually assess the full extent of the damage.

 

The car decided that this would be a good time to expel the last pint of oil, into my face, and my left ear.

 

Merry Christmas.

[trigger]

That's law of the sod for you!

[ashmicro]

Lovely Jubbly! Back in the good old days, I discovered that Duckhams Q has just the merest hint of garlic.

[Skinley]

Lovely Jubbly! Back in the good old days, I discovered that Duckhams Q has just the merest hint of garlic.

 

This was a mixture of several different oils, I didn't detect any garlic, it was more like savlon and concentrated exhaust fumes. yummy.

[Spiny Norman]

Citroen LHM fluid doesn't taste nearly as good as it smells either.

[myglaren]

Citroen LHM fluid doesn't taste nearly as good as it smells either.

 

I'm told that it makes excellent hair conditioner

[Father Ted]

That used engine oil tastes horrible.

Merry Christmas.

Its also carcinogenic, so dont drink too much f it.

[Skinley]

That used engine oil tastes horrible.

Merry Christmas.

Its also carcinogenic, so dont drink too much f it.

 

 

My plan for today, as everyday, was to not drink any used engine oil.

 

Unfortunately circumstances seem to have conspired against me.

[Pete-M]

150,000 mile old 90-140w Transit diff oil. Probably the greatest hair gel in history. Stinks a bit, and whatever you do, don't taste it.

[trigger]

Remember kids, Don't drink oil and drive this Christmas.

[Cavcraft]

Trigger: I shell heed your advice!

 

Other non-recommendations for Christmas drinks are:

 

1-Octene linear alpha olefins: (Un)surprisingly they don't taste very nice.

 

Toluene. Though the stinging when it hits your face makes you temporarily forget the taste.

 

Thinners: as above.

[DSdriver]

Strawberries in red diesel - yummy.

[barefoot]

Toluene. Though the stinging when it hits your face makes you temporarily forget the taste.

 

I used to love this stuff when I was a junkie*

 

To the Dentist for a filling,

Scream when the bloke drilled,

back to the waiting room to wait for extra squirts of Novocaine to take affect

then a quick drill & back home to

shove your face in a polly bag of

Evo-stick thinners...

 

Fucking good times or what?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*couldn't think how best to get myself out of this.