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Out loud thought what if Alan Carr was a Car 
 
 

My neighbour's did that water ingress yrick. seem to recall he just removed the interior door cards and shoved mastic everywhere. Didn't take him long at tall and was a pretty simple job, so shouldn't be a problem for any buyer.

DIS HAD N-PLATE AT CHUMBLEBUMLEY.  YU IS BAD KRIM.

TOO ECKPENSIVE M8 U KAN TELL ITS FUCKED BECUZ ITS SILVER

I'm interested in pictures of Kelly Brook.
 
Preferably with her norks out.

I'm interested in pictures of Kelly Brook.
 
Preferably with her norks out.

02? That's NEW!!

02? That's NEW!!

This looks a BARG; Uncle_Outlaw had one of these, and thought it was.....OK. Kept it a good while, and probably would have kept it longer, but MoT work required (all related to him using it as a builders van / skip) mean it had to go. Aside of being a vile colur and no Mot it's a 2002 motor, 45k miles for less than 400 sheets. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Daewoo-Tacuma-1-6-SX-45k-miles-/281803457272?hash=item419ccb82f8
 

Something (Protonny) for the weekend Sir? Fuckmuddled Bunglecunt can't post pics, but currently £10.20 no reserve. or MoT. Or bonnet. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2004-PROTON-JUMBUCK-GL-WHITE-/252099216143?hash=item3ab248c30f

JRG Proton. Has had 3 bids, and up to the heady price of £4.20 RNM (Why bid £4.00 (2nd bid) on something with a reserve? Minimum reserve price is £50 IIRC?)
 
Anyhoo looks ok, drivers window is fooked, but other than that WCPGW? http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PROTON-WIRA-LXI-Like-Cavalier-Vectra-Mondeo-/321870913229

@ Mr Angreh Richard: You want me to burn you some horrible* metal cd's Chuff? I'm thinking Carcass, Bolthrower, Strapping Young Lad, Sepultura.....

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-N-Rover-827-2-7-auto-827-Fastback-62000-Miles-/262040711893

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mazda-323-1-6-GLX-ABS-SR-/281800392001

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-TOYOTA-MR2-GT-T-BAR-SPARES-OR-REPAIR-TRACK-CAR-RACE-DRIFT-UNFINISHED-BARN-/221892133681

 
 
Looks more like a half arsed shed to me.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-VAUXHALL-ASTRA-S-MERIT-BLUE-Mk2-spares-or-repair-new-camshaft-in-boot-/281809041785

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1997-ALFA-ROMEO-155-T-SPARK-16V-/291572891770

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Talbot-Samba-GL-1984-A-1124cc-/161835825707

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Plymouth-Fury-Wagon-Custom-Suburban-1970-383cu-in-/291572868124

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Granada-mk2-Banger-2-8V6-Manual-/301749691757

Am I the only one who thinks these look a little bit like a baby SD1?
 

 
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mk2-1985-B-Vauxhall-Cavalier-1-8-CDi-Auto-Hatch-Beige-90k-MOT/321872295441?_trksid=p2047675.c100011.m1850&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20140107083358%26meid%3D7b19ca4ab2ca485dac91cf3f9b2aba89%26pid%3D100011%26rk%3D7%26rkt%3D10%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D262062964374

Project 306 Finale.....for now....
 
Got the wee bugger back from tame mechanics today, they've replaced an injector, and it purrs like a puddy-tat now - better than before the unfortunate "incident". With diagnostic, part and labour, he relieved me of £130 in folding which I was happy with - considering he normally charges £30+vat for plugging stuff in. And the bit is £90 from GSF, although he may not have got it from there....blimey, seems like I've had a proper result when you look at it. Yay!!

Project 306 Finale.....for now....
 
Got the wee bugger back from tame mechanics today, they've replaced an injector, and it purrs like a puddy-tat now - better than before the unfortunate "incident". With diagnostic, part and labour, he relieved me of £130 in folding which I was happy with - considering he normally charges £30+vat for plugging stuff in. And the bit is £90 from GSF, although he may not have got it from there....blimey, seems like I've had a proper result when you look at it. Yay!!

Rover bonnet looked dirty and had a couple of bird bombs on it.
 
Washed it all off, Demon Shine, looked nice.
 
Last wipe....... thump splat.
 
Fuck off you feathered rats. 

Well the red Rover appears to have rewarded my efforts to get it roadworthy again by blowing its head gasket.  Temp gauge sits steady at idle but shoots up when driving with any gusto (although it's not gone into the red), heater is blowing cold and if I run the engine with the expansion cap off, after a few minutes it starts chucking out coolant like a fucking Yosemite geyser.  Yeah, cheers for that - nice birthday present you ungrateful cunt.
 
Also, the cat has thrown up all over the porch.
 
And the grease nipples I bought off eBay for the Subaru van are the wrong thread.
 
Still, it could be worse - I could be Martin Winterkorn.