Cavcraft 2015: Vectra, because you're worthless.

[steve_earwig]

Aerodynamic screen is aerodynamic.

 

Akchewally, those goggles remind me the other day I saw a herd of Hardlies going past and one of them had a big fairing and a small dog lying on the dash, wearing goggles of course.

[Cavcraft]

I know what it is, Grommit lad, you're the wrong size dog!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[daveb47]

Hey Billy,i think Vulgalour is looking for something for his dog to shit in.......

[fordperv]

You'd probably have to grease him up to get him in that with him being a German Shepherd

[vulgalour]

I'm fucking ROFLING here because of that sidecar, that's hilarious.

[Pillock]

If Barbara Cartland there is too big, what on earth sized dog was that thing made for?

 

You want it a lot bigger, so you can both go to the pub but the dog can pedal you home while you sleep it off in the sidecar.

[Ghosty]

The inital pictures of that don't do justice to quite how small that is - I expected it to be as tall as the bike's top tube!

[chaseracer]

"Dad, you're a fkin eejit..."

 

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[Jim Bell]

I said you needed a sidekick, not a sidecar.

 

Rolls eyes.

[nacho man]

We need a button for mega lolz as them pictures had me laughing out loud. 

[purplebargeken]

Barbara Cartland             

 

We need an icon that indicates vomiting through laughing too much. 

[Taff]

The jokes on all of you. That isn't a dog, it's partially-sheared ram

[hairnet]

"Dad, you're a fkin eejit..."

 

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im definately gonna bite you - just a question of when.........

 

[John F]

Hammer a smaller dog, etc...

[Cavcraft]

Right, the Corsa went last night, the scooter a few days ago and I'm working on finding a buyer for the Frontera.

 

Meanwhile...I've put a shite offer in for (another) shite car, which almost single handedly wins Autoshite bingo in one fell swoop. I'm awaiting news if my offer is successful*

 

 

Edit: Uh-oh, offer accepted. Unsmiley face, not lol.

[dugong]

So when's the diesel Thunderbird for sale then?

[steve_earwig]

SE5a with Princess Anne nailed to the bonnet.

[Vladimir Putin]

Volga replica based on Toyota MR2, with Indenor out of LDV Pilot.  And 20p in handbrake.

[Lacquer Peel]

Thunderbirds are go*?

[Cavcraft]

Nope, not the Thunderturd. I've even managed to negotiate delivery, despite a 40% discount on the asking price, anyhow. It should be arriving around 4.30pm.

[Lacquer Peel]

A sad sad shame. The Thunderturd needs to be in the autoshite family, so I can enjoy its horrors vicariously.

[Cavcraft]

Small-automatics-R-us

 

 

*For sale.

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

Sidecar pic with a New Labour idiot at the controls

 

 

GUD LCK WID SALE M8

 

 

 

[Timewaster]

Gold Punto Auto?

 

 

 

 

 

Hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha!

Car buying Fail

[bub2006]

Is it the6 speed box on this? Looking like the elx trim level too. I think only sporting model with selespeed had 7 speed box's. Is the mpg computer working too? Be careful with electric roof,if it's anything like mine then it's very awkward and likes to act the bitch.

[Cavcraft]

6 speed? Are 4 of them reverse?

[RoadworkUK]

Cav, M8.....

 

 

......What's wrong with you?

[bub2006]

6 speed? Are 4 of them reverse?

That bad eh?! Yep apparently the auto has 6 speed on the 16v elx and seven on the sporting. So yours must be a 16v elx. Should be quiet nippy but are an interference engine unlike the 8v lump

[Bren]

A punto with an auto.

 

If the Oxford English Dictionary had a picture of the definition of "misery" it would be a punto auto.

 

This site continually never fails to impress.

[Pillock]

Right, so let's run through the bingo sheet.

 

Jewish Racing Gold

Dented

Stains on seats

The wrong gearbox

Italian Electrics

EML on

 

 

Did I miss anything?