Autoshite Top Trumps - Nominate Your Car!

[andy18s]

 

Rover 214 Si

 

Year 1989

M speed 109mph

M power 102 bap

Cc 1396cc

Autoshite rating who can say.........

[Six-cylinder]

Vote Visa!

[pshome]

I like Pillock's suggestion of a vaguely objective stat but whatever we do there will be disagreements over what is Autoshite.

 

Can I suggest that whoever makes the card does the rating and it's left at that unless there's a glaring error, such as only giving a horsey horseless sport a shite rating of 3.

No, don't take out the fun, let's argue about the shite ratings.

[vulgalour]

"No, my car's more shite than yours!  How many times have you been rolling around on the floor in the rain trying to fix yours this week?  I BET IT'S ONLY TWICE."  Says the owner of a recalcitrant Triumph, most likely while the owner of a Talbot just mutters to himself while applying yet more structural Isopon and Daily Mail.

[Craig the Princess]

[bub2006]

No Picasso one do like the r20 one though!

[Six-cylinder]

And there is Hairnet's Visa, I just need a picture of hillmanimps Visa 10E!

[pshome]

The offical shiteness meter:

[MarvinsMom]

Jaguar XJR (X306 generation)

 

 

Introduced 1994

max speed 155mph

max power 326bhp

cubic capacity 3980cc

number built 6547

HML 85 & 41 on SORN

 

[carlo]

I have got better things to do honest

 

 

 

 

 

[strangeangel]

Mine isn't a car that would likely form part of a winning hand, so I thought I'd introduce a new category:

 

[pshome]

Are modified vehicles allowed?

As in autoshite creations

just use the official autoshite decision making device and post the result.

 

 

[Cleon-Fonte]

I'll nominate mine:

 

Rover Vanden Plas EFi

 

 

Year introduced: 1976 (for SD1s), 1984 for this particular model

Max speed: 130mph

Max power: 190bhp

3528cc

 

[fordperv]

 

1992 sierra sapphire gls dohc

Introduced date 1990

Max power: 125bhp

Max speed: 121mph

Engine capacity: 1998cc

 

What about adding a how many left claim on there?

[trigger]

That SD1 IS DA_BOMB. Any chance of starting a new thread about it with more photos?

[Cleon-Fonte]

That SD1 IS DA_BOMB. Any chance of starting a new thread about it with more photos?

 

I'll get that sorted for you now.

[fred]

I'll nominate mine:

 

Rover Vanden Plas EFi

 

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Year introduced: 1976 (for SD1s), 1984 for this particular model

Max speed: 130mph

Max power: 190bhp

3528cc

Is it wrong to say - I shamed myself in a gentleman's way looking at this

[Alexg]

 

Sinclair C5 - GB

Year Introduced: 1985

Max Speed: 15 MPH

Max Power: 250 W

Cubic Capacity: N/A

 

 

 

[AlabamaShrimp]

Has no one made a maxi diesel to go with that Renault 20 yet?

[dugong]

[Junkman]

[pandamonium]

 

Volvo 745 GL Estate

Year introduced 1982
Max speed 95mph
Max power 112 bhp
Cc 1986cc
 

[LC Torana]

 

Volvo 745 GL Estate

 

Year introduced 1982

Max speed 95mph

Max power 112 bhp

Cc 1986cc

 

Autosh!te Rating: Scotland.

[sloth]

vauxhall cavalier mk1 1600L

 

 

year introduced 1976

 

max speed 97mph

 

max power 68bhp 

 

CC  1584cc

[LC Torana]

vauxhall cavalier mk1 1600L

 

 

year introduced 1976

 

max speed 97mph

 

max power 68bhp 

 

CC  1584cc

Autosh!te Rating:  Vauxhall.

[Six-cylinder]

I know stop it, but I just can't help myself. You will be glad to hear there are not quite enough Visa models to complete a whole pack!

[coalnotdole]

 

Year Introduced: 1964

Max speed: 65mph

Max Power 28 bhp

cc: 598cc

Autoshite Rating: Fibreglass

[carlo]

More more more

 

 

 

 

 

[MarvinsMom]

it seems that an XJ6 isn't shit enough for AS top tumps.....

 

shame.

[Eddie Honda]

Come on, there no way a Rebel with banded steelies has it's original engine.