Autoshite T-shirt slogans.....?

[Cavcraft]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ALAN-PARTRIDGE-ME ... othes&var=

 

 

I've got to get one of those.

[eggy]

ive already got the travel tavern one and hamiltons waterways,

[HillmanImp]

Ordering one of them. If you are going to see the inlaws you could doctor it to say this:

 

 

(except for the twat bit)

[Guest]

AUTOSHITE - U R JANE2010'S MUM

[Guest]

*What does 'Cat Piss Tarp' mean by the way?

[Alexg]

I want a T-shirt with Vivians Anglia from the Young Ones

[Des]

[CreepingJesus]

 

 

As one bassist to another, Richard, I must say; quality AmpShite, sir! It's amazing how many HH's are still kicking about, given how long the company's been defunct for. (We have an equally old HH PA system, btw.)

 

Anyhoo, back on topic. I love the 'Hiab Dodger' design. Could that be available as a car cover too? That way it would reflect the truth in most of my cars, ever.

Personally, I'd go for some sort of 'fake retro' type of thing. As much as I hate the type of meaningless crap which gets churned out - say an ornate design with 'Telford Mangle Hurling And Drinking Contest 1969' on it - 'cos the wearer is a skinny latte drinking, metrosexual 20 year old ponce, who couldn't possibly have been where and when the t-shirt suggests (/rant mode), it has its' merits.

Say our one had some fancy script with 'Autoshite Speed Shop' on it, and a pic of a Moggy on slot mags, with flames on the side. Maybe even a cartoonised version of the Tiff Needell sideways Mog. I think there's possibilities in that.

Or one for the camper brigade. A nice pic of a happy couple enjoying a roadside break, with the motto: 'Autoshite camping holidays - at least when you're stranded abroad, it won't be French air traffic control's fault!' or somesuch on it.

[Formula Autos]

 

Living the dream

[Alexg]

 

Living the dream

Wow, thats great. A bit of http://www.tshirtstudio.com and we have

 

[Guest]

T-shirts aren't very Autoshite, it should be a masonic-style diagonal stripey tie in the site colours. Or a cravat.

[Angrydicky]

As one bassist to another, Richard, I must say; quality AmpShite, sir! It's amazing how many HH's are still kicking about, given how long the company's been defunct for. (We have an equally old HH PA system, btw.)

 

 

Cheers! They're great aren't they? I got mine from a fantastic old tat music shop with piles of old records, shite drum kits, guitars and basses, all covered in inch-thick dust. It was half-buried with rubbish in a corner of the shop. No one ever goes in there. Cost me £60 as it didn't work, another £45 to get it fixed and it really fucking roars! Being into all things shite I wasn't going to buy a new one was I?

 

I'm surprised at how many there are still around too, according to the place I got it fixed at they have a great reputation for quality. Anyway, back on topic...

[Chris_W_Q4]

I've got an unworn green 1996 P11 Primera launch T-shirt with "The new Primera" on the front and "It's a drivers car, so drive it" on the back.....

 

An ex-Vauxhall salesman friend of a friend has an unused Vauxhall "Club" tie with angled grey, white and yellow stripes as per the seats.... and a belt with the same motif on the buckle.... Nice!!

 

Apparently he also had the "Antibes" set as well at one point. I wonder if Yugo ever issued any sales apparell?

[Des]

[Alexg]

Great idea using some classic quotes! Don't forget my favourite-

 

'Double the Stanzas, double the pussy'.

[Mr Lobster]

Re the Haynes T shirts. I'm really not sure if they are cool or shit. I should confess that I was bought the VW Camper one for my birthday and I do sort of like it. If they did a Renault 4 one I suppose I would have to have that though.

 

However. Last Sunday we were at VW Festival in Leeds and I must have seen 25 people wearing that Camper T shirt and when loads of people are wearing the same thing they end up looking like twats.. Although I find thats a problem with anything that Next sell really - half the fuggin population cannot have a single unique thought and ends up wearing the same thing. Thats why I won't buy anything other than jeans there.

[cms206]

+1 for Tayne's idea... I'd probably have one of each, the one liners on here are beyond comparison. The Hirst Cabs one would need to be a polo shirt I fear, t-shirts are not suitable for taxi operation... !

[Station]

[Formula Autos]

How about an Alan Partridge style blazer badge?

 

 

Perhaps with a matching tie and socks?

 

 

[Des]

[Futuramic]

This works only on the assumption that one consciously goes out and buys clothes - going through some kind of agonising choice procedure beforehand. For the true autoshiter, such as me, clothes arrive on occasion when a woman who knows me decides it's time for some new ones.

[GrumpyCat]

[cms206]

I'LL HAVE TWELVTY!

[Negative Creep]

This works only on the assumption that one consciously goes out and buys clothes - going through some kind of agonising choice procedure beforehand. For the true autoshiter, such as me, clothes arrive on occasion when a woman who knows me decides it's time for some new ones.

 

Or when your existing ones (whatever happens to be at the top of the drawer at the time) have just a few too many holes in them

[Alexg]

Oh yes! I'd wear that, if only for the 'WTF?' value. (seriously, I actually do want one)

[Guest]

That Stanza T shirts the best yet-it needs to be made

[Minimad5]

Big bump for Stanza shirt

[trigger]

I agree, that Stanza t-shirt is DA BOMB!

 

I also like Taynes ideas as well.

[barrett]

Ha! Can I haz royalties for that shirt, seeing as it was I wot said it?

 

I'd actually like a 'Hirst Cabs' shirt, if it was a small logo just over the heart area rather than a full-on massive graphic. I just spent a pretty miserable 20 odd mins doing this:

 

Imagine that in gold, on a black T....would deffo wear it. anyone with MAD P/SHOP SKILLZ wanna waste an hour or so of their lives making that look proper, and not like a man who hasn't slept for 20 hours knocked it up in MSpaint?

With a tighter, thicker ring around it (oo-er!). you know, just make that but much better.

I like the idea of having a T-shirt which is a joke that NO ONE I meet will ever understand.

[Tayne]

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