Autoshite T-shirt slogans.....?

[MrDuke]

How about going to Oxfam and getting every single item of torso clothing in there and just printing it on them.

For example, a 70's tweed blazer, an old beige bri-nylon shirt, even tshirts with old prints on could be covered up.

This.

 

Also, writing 'AUTO' and 'SHITE' in gothic script across the arse of jeans. Or buying a load of plain beige shirts and getting them embroidered with the "Hirst Cabs Ltd" logo (whatever the hell that might be)

[fotorabia]

Apart from that Trabi shirt.. i hates most that i see and wudnt be seen donating a kidney in a motorway wreck wearing one..however..ive got a original 60s multiscreened Lambo Porsche t-shirt..and everyday wear is a late 70s racing Ford vinyl jacket..in anarcho black n red...

[Cavcraft]

Taking

Autoshite

Literally

Buying

Old

Tired

Shit

 

Randomley

 

Generating

Rubbish for

8 years.

[Marshall]

Agree that simpler is better otherwise, as mentioned, you just look sa-aaaaad! Thats why the Imp club shirt works well:

 

 

Those British Leyland shirts are cool too. Went to a Jam tribute the other week and even 'Paul Weller' had one. So they must be cool LOL!

Think I may have to get one actually.

 

[retrogeezer]

I have to fess up to having (and wearing) the Haynes Mk3 escort t shirt - but it was only sick squid in Asdar.

[eddyramrod]

I have some Samuel Smiles shirts, notably Capri (red car) and A40 (blue car, as she will be). I'm considering further investment in these vestments...

[Marshall]

I actually quite like some of the Haynes ones.

Does anyone have a link for Mr Smiles - I cant find on ebay. Just had a look. Cheers

[warren t claim]

Slightly OT but in my teens I had a Durex Honda paddock jacket that used to cause offence whenever I wore it back in the early 1980's.

[Cavcraft]

I reckon the ones with just a picture and no words look better.

 

Anyone know where you can get the BL ones?

[pogweasel]

There's an ebay seller doing those black shadow/sillouhette t-shirts like the Imp Club one. Loads of different cars available.

 

I've quite a few of those, they are exceptionally good quality for a £10 shirt. And they're quite stylised so you don't look a total saddo.

[eddyramrod]

Slightly OT but in my teens I had a Durex Honda paddock jacket that used to cause offence whenever I wore it back in the early 1980's.

And in the mid-90s I had a Durex Suzuki coat, same applied!

[Alexg]

There's an ebay seller doing those black shadow/sillouhette t-shirts like the Imp Club one. Loads of different cars available.

 

I've quite a few of those, they are exceptionally good quality for a £10 shirt. And they're quite stylised so you don't look a total saddo.

 

TR7 - ftw

[Pillock]

Surely you'd need a shite item of clothing to begin with?

 

 

The Trucker Cap - foam front, mesh back, guaranteed to have sharp mesh edges that dig into your scalp. Apply AS logo to front, profit.

[HillmanImp]

This is the trick with car clothing I reckon, if you had no interest in cars, then wearing an Imp Owners Club T-shirt would be extremely cool. However if you love imps then wearing one marks you out as a bit of a sad case IMO. But how does anyone else tell the difference anyway? This is the eternal quandary of car apparel.

I did realise what the reaction would be at the time. Its okay in an ironic sense i think with things like that.

 

Re the Haynes manual ones, i saw a Hillman Hunter one at the VW festival last year but did not have enough money for that and a pint so had a pint instead.

 

Never seen one since.

[Albert Ross]

I saw a really nice Imp today, in Bawtry, I was working though, no camera. Tidy thing, looked local, turned towards Austerfield. Moss Green kinda colour.

 

 

 

For every....... time I never had a camera

For every....... Cat Piss Tarp challenge.

[Alexg]

How about these, they are both awesome and terrible! The company selling them had them for sale at on their stand at Goodwood FOS. I had a couple of beers and had a good long look at each... the Mrs had an even longer look at me

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/orig-70-s-SAUDIA- ... 0226764940

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/orig-70-s-RENAULT ... rabilia_ET

[Pillock]

[Albert Ross]

Can I have one in Brown, with beige script, XXL please? Only make it 2001.......

[Marshall]

I actually quite like some of the Haynes ones.

Does anyone have a link for Mr Smiles - I cant find on ebay. Just had a look. Cheers

http://stores.ebay.co.uk/samuelsmilessc ... tedtshirts

Cheers

[Pillock]

Can I have one in Brown, with beige script, XXL please? Only make it 2001.......

If you want! £15....

http://www.tshirtstudio.com/t-shirts/cu ... d-t-shirts

[HillmanImp]

I saw a really nice Imp today, in Bawtry, I was working though, no camera. Tidy thing, looked local, turned towards Austerfield. Moss Green kinda colour.

 

 

 

For every....... time I never had a camera

For every....... Cat Piss Tarp challenge.

Saw this one in Leeds broken down but is probably a bit dark.

 

 

Never seen it since though

 

Have not seen another one i dont know on the road in years if I am honest. Hopefully one day mine will be if I actually stop arseing about and do some work on it.

[Marshall]

I reckon the ones with just a picture and no words look better.

 

Anyone know where you can get the BL ones?

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/BRITISH-LEYLAND-BIRMINGHAM-T-SHIRT-BRAND-NEW-ALL-SIZES-/110569756383?pt=Men_s_Clothes

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/British-Leyland-Small-Motif-White-T-Shirt-ALL-SIZES-/110550680219?pt=Men_s_Clothes&var=

 

http://www.redmolotov.com/catalogue/tshirts/all/british-leyland-tshirt/blacktshirt.html

 

http://shop.cafepress.co.uk/leyland

 

Some are a bit pricey.

[Albert Ross]

Registration started with LUV...... dunno about the rest...

[autofive]

Those British Leyland shirts are cool too. Went to a Jam tribute the other week and even 'Paul Weller' had one. So they must be cool LOL! Think I may have to get one actually.

That's entertainment

 

 

 

 

that RR t-shirt is a bit cringee - but just the sort of tat that people buy at car shows.

[eggy]

autoshite trucker caps would be ace,this is probably about the most car related t shirt ive got

 

 

although ive just ordered this

 

[Cavcraft]

I reckon the ones with just a picture and no words look better.

 

Anyone know where you can get the BL ones?

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/BRITISH-LEYLAND-BIRMINGHAM-T-SHIRT-BRAND-NEW-ALL-SIZES-/110569756383?pt=Men_s_Clothes

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/British-Leyland-Small-Motif-White-T-Shirt-ALL-SIZES-/110550680219?pt=Men_s_Clothes&var=

 

http://www.redmolotov.com/catalogue/tshirts/all/british-leyland-tshirt/blacktshirt.html

 

http://shop.cafepress.co.uk/leyland

 

Some are a bit pricey.

I thankyou.

 

*What does 'Cat Piss Tarp' mean by the way?

[Alexg]

autoshite trucker caps would be ace,this is probably about the most car related t shirt ive got

 

 

although ive just ordered this

 

Details of purchase please.

I'd wear both of those.

+1

[Cavcraft]

+2 on the 'Cock Piss Partridge'.

[cobblers]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ALAN-PARTRIDGE-CO ... 1137wt_704

 

must... resist... purchase...

 

EDIT : Weak. Purchased Linton Travel Tarvern shirt.

[eggy]

there both from here [/url]http://stores.ebay.co.uk/Old-Skool-Hooligans

 

the looks i get in tesco were worth it alone