Best (or worst) stuff found in a newly bought car?

[ruffgeezer]

On 02/04/2025 at 15:28, straightSix said:

I did once find a Viagra in one of my cars...

You were meant to rub it on the springs.

 

It stiffens  the suspension. 

[stuboy]

10 hours ago, MJK 24 said:

Found a used condom in one of the rear footwells of my Scirocco.

As I got in the back with a twig to remove it, I then spotted a footprint on the window 🤦🏼

 

[Missy Charm]

I've remembered another, strange one.  

When looking for my first car, my parents and I went to view a Ford Escort hatchback at a local dealer's.  Whilst looking round, I opened the boot and found within it various plastic bags, cardboard folders and pieces of paper.  Thinking nothing of it, I gathered the bits together and made to pick them up, in order to look at the state of the boot carpet.  As I did so, I heard a panicked shout of, 'leave that alone!' from the car dealer.  He then joined me at the back of the Escort and made me put the stuff back as it was, before explaining that it comprised his daughter's half-finished A Level project.  I asked what on earth his daughter's art project was doing in the boot of a car on his forecourt and was given short shrift.

I didn't buy the car.