Just got another French Shite heap!!!!!

[Faker]

Well I’ve done a deal and bought yet another piece of French Shite! It’s over 20 years old so I don’t think it belongs in the “modern shite” section….. it is totally random!! Let’s se who can guess what monstrosity I’m getting!!

Northern Ireland members stay out!!! You know already!!

[Spiny Norman]

OK, I'll kick this off kick off with the booted Megane Classic?

[IronStar]

Monstrosity? 206 sedan or estate? Xsara Picasso?

[Stinkwheel]

Is it a renner mister? 

[Faker]

43 minutes ago, Stinkwheel said:

Is it a renner mister? 

Negative 😬

[Faker]

45 minutes ago, IronStar said:

Monstrosity? 206 sedan or estate? Xsara Picasso?

Negative but what a guess!!! 

[Faker]

57 minutes ago, Spiny Norman said:

OK, I'll kick this off kick off with the booted Megane Classic?

Nope!!

[tooSavvy]

... Comes with 4 'part worns' 😉

*OK... old joke

... gets coat...

🚙💨

[High Jetter]

Pug Partner or a Blingo?

[calebaaront]

Pug  406 coupe? 

[Faker]

20 minutes ago, High Jetter said:

Pug Partner or a Blingo?

Nadda

[Faker]

6 minutes ago, calebaaront said:

Pug  406 coupe? 

Non

[chaseracer]

Panhard Dyna?  With those wipers?

😃

 

[Faker]

38 minutes ago, chaseracer said:

Panhard Dyna?  With those wipers?

😃

 

Negative 

[Stinkwheel]

Any more clues? 

[EyesWeldedShut]

Pug 306

floppy top for bonus points

[UltraWomble]

3 hours ago, Faker said:

French

over 20 years old

totally random

Over 20 means its not an RCZ as the oldest is only going to be 15...

Still thinking of it as "modern" means its unlikely to be a 205 or 309 or a ZX Volcane...

Could be a C4 Coupe

Im going with Cactus Mk1 In lurid yellow.

[loserone]

There was a Volcane on marketplace last week 

[Peter C]

This is exciting.

[stuboy]

6 hours ago, Faker said:

Well I’ve done a deal and bought yet another piece of French Shite! It’s over 20 years old so I don’t think it belongs in the “modern shite” section….. it is totally random!! Let’s se who can guess what monstrosity I’m getting!!

Northern Ireland members stay out!!! You know already!!

safrane?

[Spiny Norman]

Is there a 20p stuck in the handbrake?

[goosey]

Renault 21 Savannah?

[High Jetter]

It's irrelevant, will have rusted away by now 😀

[Faker]

Apologies I was distracted by the sheer unadulterated magnificence of this utter pile of frenchness… behold 

I give you the multicar!! A plastic monocoque with two integrated steel rods as a chassis of sorts!!

[UltraWomble]

Is that a Liger?
Cement mixer engine?

[Faker]

6 minutes ago, UltraWomble said:

Is that a Liger?
Cement mixer engine?

I think the ligier, Aixam, and Multicar are all linked in some way.  This utter shambles or a car had a 2 cylinder petrol engine 

[UltraWomble]

8 minutes ago, Faker said:

had a 2 cylinder petrol engine 

Had?
What has it got now?

[Faker]

1 minute ago, UltraWomble said:

Had?
What has it got now?

Has 🤣🤣

[hairnet]

thats no a fucked jetta diesel

 

[loserone]

33 minutes ago, Faker said:

behold

You truly are the hero we need, not the hero we deserve.

 

Does it have reverse?