If you could create a speshul edition?

[sierraman]

If you could create a special edition what would it be? 

Starter for 10, I’d create the Rover 75 Vagabond, it would have all the wood* took out and replaced with hard black plastic, steel 14 inch trims and air con deleted. Chuck some really sweaty faux leather in as well to make those summer journeys a real misery. Only available in white, dark blue and cream. 

[timolloyd]

Quashqai ‘family’ edition. 
 

Supplied from new with tape around the boot hatch handle, mismatched budget tyres and snacks hidden throughout the interior.

[sierraman]

The Zafira Crayon... wacky wax crayon doodles on the upholstery and special bins located in the seats to put used nappies in and half eaten bags of raisins. Additional interior mirrors and nursery rhymes built in to the sound system with the radio deleted.  No carpets, just heavy rubber matting so you can jet wash all the trodden in chicken nuggets and bags of Haribos.

[w00dy]

Tesla Cybertruck Genius edition: Large screens mounted front and rear showing a variety of Elon tweets and quotes.

Honda Accord Ion: Bendy bus type mechanism in the middle. 

BMW 2 Series Gran Tourer Nan Poorer: It's £5k more than a regular one, but instead of a wireless phone charger it's got a place for your knitting needles

 

[sierraman]

The Honda Jazz Senior. Fitted with a commode in the front seats and a little slot to keep bus passes. Has a sort of adapted door bin that will fit a Daily Mail with a Sunday supplement in it. 

[quicksilver]

Just now, sierraman said:

The Honda Jazz Senior. Fitted with a commode in the front seats and a little slot to keep bus passes. Has a sort of adapted door bin that will fit a Daily Mail with a Sunday supplement in it. 

Top speed limited to 45mph as that's the fastest its target demographic will ever drive. Also has a built-in blue badge holder on the dashboard and a removable shopping cart built into the boot.

[quicksilver]

The Reliant Scimitar Princess Royal. Comes with a photo album of Princess Anne with her Scimitars and an audio cassette interview discussing her liking for them that the owner can play in response to the inevitable comments.

[HMC]

Rover 75 PATRIOT

-prominent union jack stickers to boot

-Brexit themed upholstery

-  no cost option vinyl roof

- only available in 1.8 Turbo guise with MLS headgasket holder in boot spare tool tray 

[crad]

1 hour ago, sierraman said:

The Honda Jazz Senior. Fitted with a commode in the front seats and a little slot to keep bus passes. Has a sort of adapted door bin that will fit a Daily Mail with a Sunday supplement in it. 

front seats are those reclining OAP seats to help them get in and out

[Dyslexic Viking]

VW heritage edition

Where VW pays tribute to its roots by offering all its cars in Wermact colors and decals. And on the dashboard there is a bobblehead figure of a man with a strange moustache. And the car's GPS is preset to Paris and Moscow.

[grogee]

1 hour ago, sierraman said:

The Honda Jazz Senior. Fitted with a commode in the front seats and a little slot to keep bus passes. Has a sort of adapted door bin that will fit a Daily Mail with a Sunday supplement in it. 

 

[grogee]

Vauxhall Corsa 'Slapper' 

£0 RFL. It's actually £360/year but no owner pays it. 

Several shades of silver. 

Aftermarket rimz of the 'Fox' variety, 4x bald ditchfinders. 

Eyelashes and a 'powered by fairy dust' sticker. 

Ashtray supplied pre-filled. Interior stench dominated by this and market stall knock-off Chanel perfume. 

Radio has 1 preset, the local commercial 'Dave Doubledecks' pop station. 

Extra large rear view mirror for applying make-up in traffic. 

[Matty]

13 minutes ago, grogee said:

 

Something thats  always fascinated me. How do they get their trousers up that high?

[sierraman]

9 minutes ago, Matty said:

Something thats  always fascinated me. How do they get their trousers up that high?

You drop your back wheels down to the side. 

[Matty]

11 minutes ago, sierraman said:

You drop your back wheels down to the side. 

I'd like to think that's how the accident happened. The pain in his nuts was too much of a distraction.

[sierraman]

Just now, Matty said:

I'd like to think that's how the accident happened. The pain in his nuts was too much of a distraction.

Once you get to 70 odd short shorts are out. 

[grogee]

3 minutes ago, sierraman said:

Once you get to 70 odd short shorts are out. 

Off topic but TELL ME ABOUT IT. 

It's accepted that girls and women wear bras to stop their boobs heading towards their toes. 

So why don't we gents get the same attention? Honestly I swear the 90s trend for boxer shorts sent my plums plummeting. 

Seriously think there's some money in a 'gentleman's support' ball bra. Perfect shopping channel fodder. 

[Asimo]

58 minutes ago, grogee said:

 

Seriously think there's some money in a 'gentleman's support' ball bra. Perfect shopping channel fodder. 

[grogee]

1 minute ago, Asimo said:

Y tho

[RoverFolkUs]

Ford Mondeo Crisis edition

It left the factory with only 3 full sized wheels, they decided to just install the spare to one of the corners and save the cost of a full sized wheel. Weight reduction as well innit

The radio is permanently tuned into Radio 2 and the blower fan only has an ON or OFF setting, variable speeds was an optional extra that you didn't get. There's no temperature control either, that was optional too. 

All the wheels are coated in that horrid red brake dust from Eicher brakes - that's what it left the factory with!

It also left the factory with water ingress, they stopped short of actually sealing anything up. The offside rear tail light doesn't work properly, and it has cutouts for reverse sensors in the bumper, but none actually fitted. 

It's in a near permanent state of limp mode from the factory, but that's ok because matey in the pub says it'll just need a sensor.

They realized they forgot to plumb in the wiring for the electric windows from factory so they just crudely drilled a hole into the door cards and gave you a detachable hand crank instead. 

For a finishing touch to give it a twist of luxury, they took the wood* trim that they weren't going to need for the Rover 75 Vagabond and stuck it down in various places with PVA glue

[MiniMinorMk3]

Mini Old Kent Road. Patinated Mini covered in multi coloured primer and spray painted graphics. Interior is trimmed in nylon leopard print fake fur and all the windows have small bars to keep the tea leafs out.

[ProgRocker]

24 minutes ago, MiniMinorMk3 said:

Mini Old Kent Road. Patinated Mini covered in multi coloured primer and spray painted graphics. Interior is trimmed in nylon leopard print fake fur and all the windows have small bars to keep the tea leafs out.

Mini 'Tower Hamlets' . Reintroduce the 848cc engine and vinyl seats.

Ford Focus 'Hamburger Concerto' ? 

[MiniMinorMk3]

1 hour ago, ProgRocker said:

Mini 'Tower Hamlets' . Reintroduce the 848cc engine and vinyl seats.

Ford Focus 'Hamburger Concerto' ? 

I did create a Mini Mafia once.