Ebay Tat Volume 2 - Sadly deceased.

[ypsilandra]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1979-CITROEN-GS-PALLAS-RED-/221004035248?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3374ddf4b0

Wash it you tit!

 

I'll be where this is tomorrow so may just have to go and a have a wee look.

[CreepingJesus]

I have a sneaky feeling this 205 is actually pretty well screwed together. Twin 40's, leather interior and a year's test.

 

Sierra GT, with slightly suss (maybe photoshoppy) pics. Still worth a punt, 'cos he's listed it at £500 but, will take offers. A box of spiders and a stale pineapple sandwich? Maybe in time it'll become socially acceptable, but not here, and not now.

 

Renner Clio... WAIT?WHAT? IT'S A SALOON? IT'S A LEFT HOOKER? Ima getta me some fakee Lithuanian platez and have me sum fffffffffffun. *It's a dCi* Fuck right off then...

 

FB Victor, with T+T. Proper tatty Autoshite, ready to roll. Win.

[M'coli]

30,000 mile 5-door Vanden Plas Metro - thus MG engine with a manual gearbox - in Enfield, North London: £299, I can feel the Mini boys sniffing around it from here.

[eddyramrod]

That Metro needs to be with one of us!

[Ross_K]

Renner Clio... WAIT?WHAT? IT'S A SALOON? IT'S A LEFT HOOKER? Ima getta me some fakee Lithuanian platez and have me sum fffffffffffun. *It's a dCi* Fuck right off then...

 

What the fuck? Left hand drive but the speedo is in mph? Who uses mph apart from us and the yanks?

 

Whatever, it's a Renault so I wouldn't touch it with yours.

[Spiny Norman]

Chip fat Dizzler

 

 

Mileage: 291610

[cms206]

FB Victor, with T+T. Proper tatty Autoshite, ready to roll. Win.

 

Lives on the same street as my work; it was in our workshops a couple of years ago getting welding and amazingly enough it is used daily.

 

What a hero.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/KIT-CAR-1500- ... 0887682728

 

I DONT HAVE V5 BUT SENT CHASSI NUMBER TO DVLA AND THEY PHONED ME AND SAID THEY NEED TO SEE IT BEFORE ISSUING

 

Look forward to that!

[Cavcraft]

Fark me vicar, it looks like he made the body out of an old barn making the shapes using a rubber mallet then shoved a flower pot on the bonnet.

[Guest]

DING DONG "Mr T. Inman your vehicle is ready for collection"

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-BEDFORD- ... 2ebd7d628d

 

'I BROUGHT IT TO TURN IN TO A A-TEAM VAN'

[Cavcraft]

I know we've had this cock fest before but it's so bad I reckon it deserves a repost.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MK2-ESCORT-19 ... 3374e72df2

 

'STUNNING CONDITION FOR AN ORIGINAL 37 YEAR OLD MK2 ESCORT'

 

A car that's so 'original' the vendor has spent nine hours scribbling out all the modifications it had. Sadly these seem to include the Crayola on the side of it.

[Cavcraft]

This must be a bloody early one and it looks the part, though you'd want pictures of the sides of the car etc.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1991-FORD-ESC ... 256f877743

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VOLVO-240gl-1 ... 3f166c345c

 

£100/no res, looks bloody ace for 221,000 miles.

[Largactil]

I've a soft spot for these old barges, and this seems pretty cheap for a manual car at £1195 BIN with a few months ticket on it?

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-OPEL-MON ... 3a7327fc51

[MK5 Escort]

This must be a bloody early one and it looks the part, though you'd want pictures of the sides of the car etc.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1991-FORD-ESC ... 256f877743

 

Is it still for sale? I'm sure I linked this one about two months ago. If I didn't I've taken a look at the ad myself. Gorgeous example. Top Spec for it's time too - the 1.6 Ghia. Variable intermittent wipers and whilst this doesn't have it, you could have also specced this when new with a factory-fitted CD player. I'm trying to source one for my LX actually, but they're rare as hens teeth.

 

It's in slightly better nick than mine too and believe me, that's saying something given the attention mine gets... Then again, this is effectively brand new given the mileage.

 

P.S - It's certainly early, but it's still five months younger than mine...!

[wackywacerwill]

Be quick, though check the other pics first!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/190665928182?ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1438.l2649#ht_842wt_1262

 

Like mine but a bit* cleaner

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/180851946538?ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1438.l2649#ht_500wt_1283

[Negative Creep]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mk-2-Ford-Fie ... 3f16582b64

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1991-NISSAN-P ... 3cc507fe91

*shrug*

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-CITROEN- ... 3f164f0033

Poundland wheeltrims for that extra touch of class

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2000-VAUXHALL ... 20c4c202de

Poundland alloys for that extra touch of class

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fiat-Panda-19 ... 4602f1f912

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Taunus-C ... 4164ccacd9

Beige Taunus alert!

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-MG-METRO ... 43aee10a43

Already at a grand, the days of being an automatic donor may be ending

[Formula Autos]

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http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTA2NlgxNjAw/$(KGrHqV' date='!ocE9eFZ9t0GBPiYNGOj(w~~60_12.JPG[/img']

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1991-NISSAN-P ... 3cc507fe91

*shrug*

]

 

That wouldn't be a half-arsed tribute to Dale Earnhardt would it? I'm sure some of his NASCAR steeds had a similar paint job.

 

If so, he's probably spinning in his grave faster than the turbo on a drug dealer's Impreza.

[carlo]

This, and these, are lovely but are they really worth that much?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/fiat-131-supe ... 35bb5ec0f8

[Negative Creep]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1991-NISSAN-P ... 3cc507fe91

*shrug*

 

That wouldn't be a half-arsed tribute to Dale Earnhardt would it? I'm sure some of his NASCAR steeds had a similar paint job.

 

If so, he's probably spinning in his grave faster than the turbo on a drug dealer's Impreza.

 

 

Ah yes, if there was one car I'd associate with NASCAR, it would be the Primera

[Formula Autos]

 

What IS this picture meant to represent? A driverless (Christine stylee) Escort patrolling the countryside scaring flashers and/or doggers out from behind hedges?

 

Even more worryingly, it has the general appearance of an illustration from a children's book.

 

Something is deeply, deeply wrong there.

[outlaw118]

That Miafiori is LUSH - tis a repost from a couple of pages back, but hey, it's a good excuse to leer at it again. Almost £2300 now....wish i had space, time, cash etc etc blah blah....I'd have that AND Pete-M's 604.

So much shite, so little time.

[Cavcraft]

That Astra looks absolutely effing hopeless on those wheels, what a twerp.

 

R U LUKIN @ ME M8? ILL NOCK 7 SHADS OV SHIT OWT OF U IF U DO, OK M8?

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/austin-maxi-1 ... 3cc5322070

 

'front engine mountain'

 

Must have been from a Sherpa*

 

 

 

*Coat reached for.

[Pete-M]

Something is deeply, deeply wrong there.

 

Painting a Mk2 Escort like that is deeply, deeply wrong.

 

Still, it must have knocked £2000 off the value. Anyone who buys it will need to get the thing repainted.

[Lankytim]

Surely a good polishing mop and some G3 will fix it?

[outlaw118]

Not sure if this should go in here or the Bargains thread....nice, but not minty Citroen GS in Autoshite Pale-beige...

I know for a PHAKT these weren't much more than this (£3395) new, as Mutha and Fatha_Outlaw bought one new in October 1977 for £2995. So minimal depreciation.....but it's taken this long to creep back up.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/300633145665? ... 1423.l2649

[Pete-M]

It's a crying shame as a very early Mk2 RS2000 which that is would be well worth having but he's dreaming if he thinks it's gonna fetch big money with the wrong interior, bodged door cards and a crayola picture of a Mk2 flat-front on the rear 1/4s.

 

If that still had the proper Scheele seats and hadn't been coloured in by some grunting mong* I'd have thrown a bid at it, but looking at it and reading his description even if the thing was 50p and a half-sucked Werthers original I wouldn't buy it - as the bloke does appear to be an utter moron.

 

Having said that, I've just 'done an eBay' and sent him a message asking if he's got the original unmolested interior and how hard it would be to remove the childs scrawls from the sides.

 

 

*copyright Len-H, Milford Cubicle and a multitude of identities used by a certain miserable Jock.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

if I bought that escort i'd have to bring a can of white hammerite to the sellers house and cheerfully paint over that fucking mural before setting off home, it is the most hideous thing I have ever seen. The fact that the seller is comemmorating Coline 'McRea' and Roger 'Clarke' just confirms the grade a cripple he clearly is.

[eddyramrod]

That Escort's just so wrong, on so many levels!