Ebay Tat Volume 2 - Sadly deceased.

131,992 · April 2, 2012

I want this to tow my Sprite Muskateer for the ultimate shite holiday.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1971-Morris-1 ... 256f0fd2d1

'struggles to pull its own weight'

Shove it up your arse with a pencil sharpener then.

131,992 · April 2, 2012

Should be in the bargains thread really.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2002-MG-ZS-GR ... 20c46e460c

'the rally stickers are just there for fun and to make the car look more interesting'

I put my lucking pulling Y-fronts on the outside of my trousers the other night. I did it for fun and to make myself look more interesting, but came home alone. Thankfully I still managed to look less twattish than this car though.

131,992 · April 2, 2012

Check out all the other old rammel this fella has in the background!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toyota-Corona ... 3cc48b4b3e

'Took it home to show the wife but she went up like a bottle of pop'

4,324 · April 2, 2012

'WOOP WOOP, its the sound of dissidents being rounded up and shot'

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TRABANT-601-I ... 3cc472596a

Lookl ike the lowest rank of the East German police force in this misery-mobile.

4,324 · April 2, 2012

One step forward and two steps back
No-one ever gets very far like that

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Carlton-CDX-A ... 4844b64381

Front bumper continues to lead an interesting life. Unlike the rear arches which are missing presumed dead.

131,992 · April 2, 2012

I like the idea of Volks Police. We could turn up to a show, round up all the 'rat look' wankers and give them a bit of a shoeing in the back of a 97 window Samba bus.

1,982 · April 2, 2012

What a cheek putting a reserve on that

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-MAZDA-32 ... 601wt_1185

4,324 · April 2, 2012

If this isn't Pogweasel pink then I don't know what is.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-SIERRA-L ... 3cc3c356e5

Get a free dead dog, and broken rear window is 'fixed' with blankets I stole from a hobo.

Would make a nice addition to the bottom of any lake or canal.

1,982 · April 2, 2012

One day auction, taxed and tested, Ã‚Â£300 start, no bids.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-AUSTIN-M ... 768wt_1185

44,592 · April 2, 2012

BX is apparently an 8v GTi with lots of wrong bits. Still a pretty good basis for a light restoration says I.

1.6k · April 2, 2012

What a fucking cock-end. Hardly in the best of taste, never mind that Trabants were never used as marked cars by the Vopo - they used Ladas, Wartburgs and Volgas.

131,992 · April 2, 2012

Check this bum nugget out. His feedback is entertaining to say the least, especially the two scores he's already received for the item he's selling:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Cherished-Num ... 231b998a35

http://feedback.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI ... ckAsSeller

1.6k · April 2, 2012

BX is apparently an 8v GTi with lots of wrong bits. Still a pretty good basis for a light restoration says I.

Hmm yeah - saw the reply on BXclub. Would need to be a bit cheaper then...

19,602 · April 2, 2012

Close to bargains territory but a smart looking Alfa 75 V6 avec FDSH for Ã‚Â£1500.

Actually in hindsight that really is very tidy, and probably worth saving before the drift mongs get to it.

7,216 · April 2, 2012

Shame they've let the MOT expire on this....

EDIT: Just spotted the old giffer-spec home made centre console...

63,140 · April 2, 2012

Close to bargains territory but a smart looking Alfa 75 V6 avec FDSH for Ã‚Â£1500.

Actually in hindsight that really is very tidy, and probably worth saving before the drift mongs get to it.

That's actually not a bad price if it's as good as it appears to be - 75 values are going up. I'll be hoping to get at least Ã‚Â£800 for mine once I've sorted the overfuelling issue, and mine isn't nearly as nice as that one, although it does have nearly a full test on it.

3,497 · April 3, 2012

On the sierra owners club forum..

1.6 Emax estate

70K miles, Tax, MOT. Starts & Runs well. Some dents but extrememy solid.

Can be seen by typing 1985 Ford Sierra Estate into Google and clicking on Flicker.

Only Ã‚Â£550

Good Project.

DANGLY MIRRORS ALERT

2,915 · April 3, 2012

Is that a Doovla clamp?

53,466 · April 3, 2012

Is that a Doovla clamp?

I thought it might be a posh body-coloured anti-theft device. I'm probably wrong. There was one of these in exactly the same condition and colour in my home town when I was growing up sometime in the early 90s, I think it ended up with a union flag painted on the roof before it went missing, presumed scrapped.

131,992 · April 3, 2012

Oldest known 827!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-ROVER-82 ... 3a72c0a9a9

'I have started this auction at scrap value.'

I need to move to Worcestershire if they're paying Ã‚Â£350 for weigh in there.

131,992 · April 3, 2012

[picks himself up from floor]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CLASSIC-1991- ... 2c645e23ba

'BELONGED TO MY LATE UNCLE AND I ONLY HAVE 1 HALF OF THE V5 WITH THE GREEN SLIP ON'

'SELLING FOR A FRIEND WITH NO INTERNET ACCES'

131,992 · April 3, 2012

DING DONG!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/dodge-commer- ... 2a1bda1603

'there are 2 big holes in the foot well'

88,321 · April 3, 2012

Okay so it's a Kettle Series but Ã‚Â£850 look tempting for this.

Want! My lack of money to buy some high grade ZT260 action had dragged me down to this cheapo 1.8/cut with k-seal and talcum powder street grade shit.

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/04-plate-mg-zt120-bargin-850-no-offers-sale-or-for-swap/99605266

44,592 · April 3, 2012

Cor, this takes me back! Just like my first car. Bit over-priced for a non-runner though. Maybe a cheeky offer would take it? It's in Wrexham.

http://retrorides.proboards.com/index.c ... ead=124134

131,992 · April 3, 2012

That's Rob's (Retro80boy) car, Ian. MiniMad bought the 309 you ended up with from him via Autoshite!

9,238 · April 3, 2012

Taxed and tested wob filled Hillman anyone ?

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Hillman-Super ... 2a1bd92877

3.5k · April 3, 2012

tidy lookinf Mk1 827 Sterling for Ã‚Â£299

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ws/eBayISAPI. ... 1031934710

28,547 · April 3, 2012

Oldest known 827!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-ROVER-82 ... 3a72c0a9a9

The seller (VeryTallBrad) is a mate of Lord Sterling's, isn't he?

That looks like a pleasing thing and it would be a shame to break it if it runs as well as he says. I've got too much going on at the minute though so I'm out.

9,238 · April 3, 2012

Have we had this yet ?

If not why not.Autoshite beige FTW.

http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTIwMFgxNjAw/ ... ~60_12.JPG

131,992 · April 3, 2012

Hey nanna, can I just nip to the crem to put some flowers on grandad's grave?

Course you can, Siadwell, but ffs be careful in the car, it was his pride and joy. Remember the last time you borrowed his war medals and forgot where you put them, look you isn't it?

I fakking lavs you nana, brb...

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1973-VAUXHALL ... 3a72bb506a

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