Ebay Tat Volume 2 - Sadly deceased.

[cobblers]

That picture makes me feel very uneasy.

[messerschmitt owner]

I'm concerned at an 8V Gti with a 16V Gti service book ...

 

I'd be over that car like a rash if I wasn't moving.

[cort16]

Maybe it's a women with really hairy legs. Maybe that's worse.

[Cavcraft]

ZOINKS!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/fiat-125p-/25 ... 3a7029bb8e

 

'car keptin'

[cobblers]

That's absolutely beautiful!

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mean-Machine- ... 3cc1a73776

 

Of all the ABSOLUTE BOLLOCKS this fruitcake has typed, including:

 

'length for long legs or just adjust seat for shorter'

 

'Harder, angrier, take no SH*T look!'

 

'Custom Liscence Plate B521 KUX (like the B52 Bomber plane)'

 

I think

 

'wont get a better Capri for under 2K'

 

Takes the jammy dodger.

[cobblers]

Is he saying the number plate looks like a B52 bomber, or the car? I'm no expert but I can't see the similarity.

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/highley-modif ... 4600c66f43

 

'this car is a real head turner and has won three shows in it prime, including 'best front end replication of someone bending over trying to shit some headlights out of their council gritter'

[Alexg]

This page is one huge LOL-a-thon

 

Edit- last page

[John F]

60,000 mile Cavalier SRi (1994) in Newbury, anyone? Currently on £300 with no bids, 2 hours left to go on the listing...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Cava ... 351wt_1068

[HereHareHere]

 

£500

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... ?logcode=p

 

 

£595

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... ?logcode=p

 

 

£600

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... ?logcode=p

 

 

£599

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... ?logcode=p

[Volksy]

 

I now have coffee all over my laptop.

[Guest mjrose]

Double ROFL's!

 

[cort16]

Hehe, class.

[cobblers]

ROFLCOPTERS! That's made my day.

[Cavcraft]

[tonedepear]

All of the above + getting stared at by work colleagues.

[RedSparrow]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mean-Machine- ... 3cc1a73776

 

Of all the ABSOLUTE BOLLOCKS this fruitcake has typed, including:

 

'length for long legs or just adjust seat for shorter'

 

'Harder, angrier, take no SH*T look!'

 

'Custom Liscence Plate B521 KUX (like the B52 Bomber plane)'

 

I think

 

'wont get a better Capri for under 2K'

 

Takes the jammy dodger.

 

 

 

am selling them all to buy Camper VW

Bellend confirmed.

[autofive]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mean-Machine- ... 3cc1a73776

 

'wont get a better Capri for under 2K'

 

 

unfortunately, he's probably right

[Spiny Norman]

Don't know if this would be better off in the 'bargains' thread since £2,700 seems a mite salty for an Ami, but it is rather swish....

 

 

1995 called, they want their minicab back....

 

[cort16]

Here's one of those STS that kinkersaab was rubbing his trousers over last week.

This one seems a bit buggered, which should make a great negotiation point.

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C280851

[Mr_Bo11ox]

I just downloaded a 24MB .LOL file from HHH's contribution! Brilliant!

[Mash]

I've got a stinking cold and had a shit week at work so far but I have just pissed myself at The Loafer photoshops.

 

Thankyou so much Sir HHH

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/NISSAN-MICRA- ... 0855832947

 

Dual controls eh, looks like you need to get a third set fitted Yeah and dont worry about your Hi-viz, just leave it there for the photos eh

[jayroller]

Is it a hi-viz, or has he mangled a Hare Krishna?

[MK5 Escort]

1992 J Escort RS2000

 

Not in the best of conditions for sure, but maybe worth a cheeky punt as a sping/summer project or a potential money pit...?

 

It's going for silly money at the moment with barely an hour left...

[trigger]

I think Micra man has ran over one of my work mates.

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C281064

 

Look at this, 5400 miles from new, it looks minty fresh and is up for a not unreasonable £2500 ono.

[KruJoe]

The RS2000 is a prime candidate for 'barning' I reckon. Especially as

nearside of car is almost immaculate.

[Negative Creep]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mean-Machine- ... 3cc1a73776

 

'wont get a better Capri for under 2K'

 

 

unfortunately, he's probably right

 

 

I like this bit

 

 

Did you know my Yugo have a private plate based on the A6 Intruder?

 

 

Which also means the Bluebird has one relating to the Aichi D3 "Val"

 

 

 

 

So, which of our resident aircraft buffs wants to buy them off me?

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-2000-TC ... 19cd804ebb

 

q] rhan cyfnewid nissan terrano y mae angen caliperau brêc

 

a] Sorry Ian, I need a straight sale on this one.