Ebay Tat Volume 2 - Sadly deceased.

3,895 · January 24, 2012

This seems an awful lot of car for Ã‚Â£895, what are they like?

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2001-PROTON-IMPIAN-X-GREY-GOOD-TAX-AND-M-O-T-RECENT-SERVICE-AND-CAMBELT-CLEAN-/180793825660?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2a1826d97c

2,157 · January 24, 2012

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-214-Si- ... 0463465935

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 97.c0.m619

Both with 5 minutes MOT but rover looks quite tidy and the subaru is an easy fix-these are amazingly good in snow and mud, well built and reliable. I know I've had one for the last 5 years. and both are for pennies

January 24, 2012

Yo, VIP, let's kick it!

Ice ice baby

All right stop

Will it ever stop? I wish it would.

This is Vanilla Ice's Gorgeous JAGUAR XJ8. He used this car while in the U.K. performing as Captain Hook over Christmas 2011.

6,916 · January 24, 2012

O RLY?

Are you sure you didn't just bump into Mr. Ice in a car park somewhere and get him to pose for a couple of blurry snaps in front of your admittedly-quite-nice Jag?

2,264 · January 24, 2012

So he "used" the car as opposed to owned (name on V5) taxed and insured it all with a yanky drivers licence...just for the panto season?

129,691 · January 24, 2012

It's Autoshite eBay poker day and the chips are down for Vag-illa Splice. I see your hand and raise you with this:

Now, you're all like 'OMG CAVETE WTF IS SO SPESH ABOUT DAT, IT AINT NUFFINK LYK WOT AS GUD A VERNILLER ISE 1 IZ M8' but here's the rub.

'Previous owner a popular new boyband Doncaster born celebrity'

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2005-RENAULT- ... 43ac9d5b65

'This car has been under offer from 'The South Yorkshire Celebrity Motoring Museum' and was planned to go next to the car that was once owned by a bloke in Halifax who drove past Norah Batty's favourite Skegness B&B in 1987. Other assets of the museum are James Herriot's punctured tractor innertube, a bottle of piss believed to have been thrown over a wall in Emmerdale Farm and a signed picture of Howard and Marina canoodling in the back of a Triumph Herald.'

3.5k · January 24, 2012

Yo, VIP, let's kick it!

Ice ice baby
Ice ice baby
All right stop

Will it ever stop? I wish it would.

This is Vanilla Ice's Gorgeous JAGUAR XJ8. He used this car while in the U.K. performing as Captain Hook over Christmas 2011.

OMG SHUURLEY DATS A MUST HAVE!!

the only thing shitter than a true snotter is a snotter with C list Celebrity pedigree!

Dream LIZT would include:

anything owned by:

Mr T, Molly Sugden, Rodney Bewes, Mr Barraclough from Porridge, Richard Whitely (I'm thinking Rover 800 perhaps?)...etc.

3.5k · January 24, 2012

It's Autoshite eBay poker day and the chips are down for Vag-illa Splice. I see your hand and raise you with this:

Now, you're all like 'OMG CAVETE WTF IS SO SPESH ABOUT DAT, IT AINT NUFFINK LYK WOT AS GUD A VERNILLER ISE 1 IZ M8' but here's the rub.

'Previous owner a popular new boyband Doncaster born celebrity'

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2005-RENAULT- ... 43ac9d5b65

'This car has been under offer from 'The South Yorkshire Celebrity Motoring Museum' and was planned to go next to the car that was once owned by a bloke in Halifax who drove past Norah Batty's favourite Skegness B&B in 1987. Other assets of the museum are James Herriot's punctured tractor innertube, a bottle of piss believed to have been thrown over a wall in Emmerdale Farm and a signed picture of Howard and Marina canoodling in the back of a Triumph Herald.'

OMG WILLIAM STOP PLS STOP!

fugging brilliant mate - what a pile of stale arse jizz that is -

25,005 · January 24, 2012

This car is only going in one direction.

Presumably due to a faulty steering lock?

87,035 · January 24, 2012

Sorry Alfa, I've found another object of affection to claim my Kleenex: this SRi 130's much more me. It's not you, darling, honestly; it's me. It's all my fault. I'm just not that cultured you see, I've been living a lie. I want to understeer off the roundabout and thro' the hedge onto the High School hockey pitch. I love you, really, but my heart's not in it; maybe we can still be friends, tho' eh? You and me and the Cav can go out for some fun in a McDonald's car park, and we'll look back on it and laugh, once everything's settled down...
Hang on...it's a fucking 'project'. Is life trying to tell me that having a sensible car, which runs perfectly is somehow an incomplete life? Oh bollocks, this spells trouble.

she need a bit of welding to bring her back to life

I bet this is a slight understatement

129,691 · January 24, 2012

NOT PREMIER LEAGUE CONFERENCE I H8 LIVERPOOL SUNDAY LEAGUE COUNCIL ESTATE TWAT

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/DODGE-RAM-8-3 ... 460015b3a5

'THIS CAR HAS HAD Ã‚Â£25 OF MODIFICATIONS DONE TO IT, Ã‚Â£23.99 OF WHICH WAS SPENT ON LAURA ASHLEY FLOCK WALLPAPER FOR THE FRONT AND BACK.' THE INSIDE IS SO FREAKING VILE IT COULD ONLY HAVE BEEN DESIGNED BY SOME TWO BOB TWAT OF A FOOTBALLER WHOSE WIFE IS AN INCREDIBLY THICK BLONDE BINT WHO THINKS WANKING IS A PROVINCE OF CHINA.'

January 24, 2012

It's Autoshite eBay poker day and the chips are down for Vag-illa Splice. I see your hand and raise you with this:

I'll see your Boy-Band CROOZMOBEEL and raise you:

An AUDI TT wot Hugh Grant was once near for a few minutes one time.

Car was used in the filming of About a Boy, and was borrowed by Grant out of hours to scout for prozzies

January 24, 2012

Not what you were looking for?

Er'... No!

That someone would buy such a hideous POS, then spend 25 grand on even more tasteless crap beggars belief!

47,365 · January 24, 2012

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RENAULT-LAGUNA-RT-SPORT-WHITE-/200703830985

Look at this shitbox.

The engine has been souped up to the max courtesy of renowned F1 race supplier KEKKER & NOBROT FILTAZ:

wheels and tyres cost me Ã‚Â£1000

You are a fucking idiot then.

NUMBER PLATES COST Ã‚Â£500000000 TO GET MADE UP

OK I made that one up admittedly.

**before you start a car that hasnt been running for a while all you do is take out the plugs then turn the car over a couple of times so the oil runs threw then put pluges back in **

Thanks for that great tip, we're obviously dealing with the next Keith Duckworth here.

WANKER

87,035 · January 24, 2012

I simply love what he's done with that tesco bag. Bravo.

January 24, 2012

I simply love what he's done with that tesco bag. Bravo.

Bah bumholes! Beat me to it!

January 24, 2012

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Ok red-blooded male type chaps, Kleenex at the ready, it's a project Alfa 75 3L. Let's be honest, it'll either end in love custard, or tears, so anyone winning this honey's gonna need 'em!

I freely admit to looking at this pic, and wondering how many twirls of the wheel it would take to save the inevitable powerslide, off the roundabout at the far end of the bypass. And whether A) I'd end up backwards on the High School hockey pitch, or it'd still be sideways at the other end of the bypass...

This has been punted about for a while, least 3 years from memory. Was interested but can't remember whydidn't go for it.

23,372 · January 24, 2012

Oh dear Jesus.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1993-FORD-MON ... 576wt_1185

THIS HAS NOT BEEN CUSTOMIZED AT MY OWN BODY-SHOP

I repeat

THIS HAS NOT BEEN CUSTOMIZED AT MY OWN BODY-SHOP

I repeat

THIS HAS NOT BEEN CUSTOMIZED AT MY OWN BODY-SHOP

4,380 · January 24, 2012

I simply love what he's done with that tesco bag. Bravo.

Bah bumholes! Beat me to it!

Plus the Leon Type R next to it. Which anyone with an interest in cars will know is fake, and anyone who doesn't care about cars won't know what it's supposed to mean

87,035 · January 24, 2012

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=260938959077&ih=016&category=116503&ssPageName=WDVW&rd=1

xjr v8 lovely car no mot or tax brand new tyres perrly engine seads up needs new engine would make lovely car

Well that's clear.

It looks like he's made an attempt to un-seads it, without much success.

28,450 · January 24, 2012

Further to earlier comments: Richard Whitely was known to be fond of a Jag, as is Carol Vorderman apparently. Just thought I'd throw that in... Carol Vorderman, XJR... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

87,035 · January 24, 2012

Further to earlier comments: Richard Whitely was known to be fond of a Jag, as is Carol Vorderman apparently. Just thought I'd throw that in... Carol Vorderman, XJR... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

Vorderman would have a shit fit at the grammer in that sentence.

4,380 · January 24, 2012

Further to earlier comments: Richard Whitely was known to be fond of a Jag, as is Carol Vorderman apparently. Just thought I'd throw that in... Carol Vorderman, XJR... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

Vorderman would have a shit fit at the grammer in that sentence.

Followed by another one when she sees how you spell "grammar"

28,450 · January 24, 2012

3.6k · January 24, 2012

....and he's listed the jag in;

Cars, Motorcycles & Vehicles >

Cars >

Aston Martin

87,035 · January 24, 2012

I can't be correct 100% of the thyme.

1,982 · January 24, 2012

If it was closer I wouldn't mind getting to know this

good vintage car

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-moto ... r/95234405

129,691 · January 24, 2012

I can't be correct 100% of the thyme.

Is that you, Rosemary?

28,450 · January 24, 2012

I can't be correct 100% of the thyme.

Is that you, Rosemary?

Now there was a real shiter! Plugging around in that beaten-up Landy with the oversize rimz... and played by Felicity Kendal too!

32,253 · January 24, 2012

Oh dear Jesus.
THIS HAS NOT BEEN CUSTOMIZED AT MY OWN BODY-SHOP

If there was ever a case for lowering then this good been the winning example.

Ebay Tat Volume 2 - Sadly deceased.

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