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Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

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For someone with a bit of spanner nous though, for a couple of G's that MG could easily be a serious Q car. What it really needs is 'Gifferisation', with no fancy spoilers etc, and the chrome conk. Rover 75 V8 FTW

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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If I wasn't ON MY ARSE I'd be sending messages to the vendor of this with an air to going round to view with £375 in my hand trying to tempt him to part with it.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-JAGUAR-X ... 2c6212c43c

 

Year old picture, has problems with car and short MOT and tax but I reckon you could probably smoke it round until the MOT ran out then just strip a few bits off and weigh it in.

Obv. we'd have to keep it secret from Fellatio-y as he'd probably LITERALLY explode with e-rage and detonate the mentalism inside his head until he dribbled mad scribes on the internet.

tonedepear Rank: Citroen Ami

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If I wasn't ON MY ARSE I'd be sending messages to the vendor of this with an air to going round to view with £375 in my hand trying to tempt him to part with it.

 

God almighty Bil, it must be walking distance from your manor! Sort him out some kind of swap for a well-loved 106 or something.

 

Obv. we'd have to keep it secret from Fellatio-y as he'd probably LITERALLY explode with e-rage and detonate the mentalism inside his head until he dribbled mad scribes on the internet.

 

And another good reason!

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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What do we want, ANIMAL RIGHTS, when do we want 'em? NOW. Assuming the seats weren't made by the skins of greater vinyl moths this could be destined for PintoDefector.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Fairmont ... 33703bf3c7

 

'Private Number plate worth the starting price on its own.'

 

Starting price: £1,800.

 

Reg. no: XVP 3J

 

:roll:

trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toyota-Corona ... 3cc09846a5

 

I can imagine Spottedlaurel going into some kind of frenzied overload in this place!, It almost makes it worth going over to the emerald isle...

 

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The Doctor is back again, this time with something a little different to his normal stock, I seem to remember seeing this for sale somewhere else recently, I'd be interested to see what kind of money he gets for this seeing that the tidy black one from a few weeks ago went for £850.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Ever imagined what some inbreeding between two cousins would look like? Well wonder no more, as a Mk3 Astra and a Proton show you the results of a one night stand in the car park of the Penguin & Bastard Arms.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-LASER1-6 ... 35b865b9d5

Luxobarges_Are_Us Rank: Renault 16

Luxobarges_Are_Us

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wow that Senator is amazing.

 

You're obviously right about the tediousness of the advert tho. It's so mind-numbing that I am thinking about sending a few messages to the seller along the lines of:

 

"HI M8 SAW CAR ON EBYA. 150 PICKUP 2NITE, OK?" or

"WUD U SWOP 4 KIA RIO? R-REG?"

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Previous page Cavette for that Laser :D

 

:oops:

 

Soz, I shall make amends shortly.

eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

eddyramrod

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That's the truth, Luxo! The Granada Ghia coupe was a really nice car, my mate had one. That orange thing... I may have said this before, but: words fail me, and I'm a writer.

CreepingJesus Rank: Renault 16

CreepingJesus

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Espace, not taxed but has 4 months test. Perspex back window and no ignition barrel...oh aye, spares or repairs it is then.

 

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Well, bugger me; another broked Oil-burning Frog.

Alternator belt snaped, alternator should be sized.

Quite. Is tempting tho'; alternator shouldn't be too hard to unsize (sic), should it?

 

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Early 318is, absolutely fucking mint, on a no reserve auction. Wonder what it'll make? Mind you, I am disappointed; 150+pics and none taken of #3 piston's oil scraper ring, with an endoscope...

 

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Chevy Blazer...with OMG DIGITAL DASH WINNAGE!!!111!!!111!! £600 and no bids...also tempting. Very skint. :cry:

autofive Rank: Renault 16

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Chevy Blazer...with OMG DIGITAL DASH WINNAGE!!!111!!!111!! £600 and no bids...also tempting. Very skint. :cry:

 

and 6d 18h to go

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I think the alternator will be 'sized' with bits of the old auxiliary belt, that's what happened to my old 405.

trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1964-VAUXHALL ... 4ab2a53077

 

WE BROUGHT THE CAR FROM A FRIEND WHO SPENT ALL THAT MONEY ON IT YEARS AGO ONLY TO FIND...

 

THE NUMBER PLATE IS SADLY AT PRESENT NON TRANSFERABLE AND IT STATES THAT ON THE V5.

 

HE WAS SO SICK, HE PARKED IT IN THE CORNER OF HIS YARD AND LEFT IT THERE WITH A TARPAULIN THROWN OWER IT

 

Unlucky

 

IF THE PLATE WAS ON RETENTION IT WOULD BE WORTH £9500

 

Yeah right, It's worth frag all now.

CreepingJesus Rank: Renault 16

CreepingJesus

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I think the alternator will be 'sized' with bits of the old auxiliary belt, that's what happened to my old 405.

 

Easy fix? Or is it better to just fling on a s/h alternator and a shiny new belt?

 

and 6d 18h to go

 

And I'll be just as potless then as now! I've spent the last few minutes considering which child to sell to sciencemen... :lol:

Pete-M Rank: Isuzu Florian

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That Granada would have me seriously twitching under normal circumstances. 2.8i manual... Mmmmmm.

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