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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1980-FORD-COR ... 4ab23c0934

 

I've made a few offers on this today working up to £1250, The owners emailed me to tell me that he won't take less then £1700 for it, which seem pretty steep to me, It "sold" at £1650 last week so he's obviously been shell bidding on it.

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How effing dismal is this?

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LAND-ROVER-88 ... 4cfcf90f8b

 

'we robbed the wheels off it, also a overdrive unit that was fitted to it and any chance of selling it. Unfortunately the landy had the age old problem that a lot of these old girls get, the bloo-y rot set in, so we left it in a field to make things a bit worse'

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Bid him a Merry Christmas and leave your bid on the table then. If Santa's on form, you'll get a nice Cortina for sensible money.

 

That's what i done but he's reject it, I explained that was all i think it was worth, i might strech to £1350 but I'm not 100% fussed, It just that i met the lovely old boy who used to own it and i feel sad for it knowing that it's sat rusting on some youngsters driveway.

 

I guess you can't save them all and i expect it will be relisted a number of times more yet (This is it's 5th time on ebay iirc).

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I'm going to lay it on the line and say this is the worst body kit I've ever seen.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Modified-Hyundai-Coupe-1-6-Petrol-/280794962568?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4160af1a88

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I wouldn't ever want to be seen in that, but I will admit to liking, in a shite way, the way it looks because it's quite cartoonish! :oops:

 

It looks like it escaped from Transformers or something.

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That red Cortina is lovely. It's the same spec, year, engine and colour as my first car (the cortina 1.6 in my cort16) but mine had a red interior.

I'm pretty sure the L had coach lines on the lower portions of the door and only the later base didn't have any. It's probably had paint but I guess you need to expect that with a 30 year old car.

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http://www.swapz.co.uk/swapz/2114757/lo ... _frog_car/

 

He hasn't half got some old rammel in the pictures. Mind you when you look at the other shit he has he may well have a copywrite claim on his hands if he can sue Nissan for robbing the idea for the Puke...

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I'm pretty sure the L had coach lines on the lower portions of the door and only the later base didn't have any.

 

The coachlines are still there, you just can't see them in the photos very well.

 

Tell him you'll give him 1200 and he can keep those shit wheels.

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Is it actually possible for anyone to make a 928 as eye wateringly FUGLY as this?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/porsche-928-s ... 2c61bfc513

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Seems to have various bits of shit hanging from it and the dashboard won't inspire many either.

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But that 928 has a 'private plate'... drive it and EVERYONE WILL FINK YOU IS WELL MINTED 'N' SHIT.

 

You'd probably need to be to keep the bugger running!

 

A friend of the family bought one back in the 90's and it was forever needing bits replaced.

 

His dream car turned into an expensive money pit nightmare - I think it might still be slowly disintegrating on his drive to this day ;)

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Time for some hot french merde.....

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GR2 foto skillorz, but this beaty is £1200 BIN or make an offer....how about £1000 and a lesson on how to take phots, given by Billy natch.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/180781583775? ... 1423.l2649

 

Can't be arsed to do the work?

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It's gonna cost you a bit more though, but hey, it's Christmas, let's get pissed and spunk all our money!!!Well, £4995ono

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/260920500973? ... 1423.l2649

 

From the same seller:

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£5995 for THIS much lovliness, perhaps a bit salty, but all the work's been done; but I don't think i could use something so precious and beautiful.... :shock:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/260920501176? ... 1423.l2649

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