Ebay Tat Volume 2 - Sadly deceased.

131,242 · November 30, 2011

GR8 BIZ OPORTUNITTY...

http://www.swapz.co.uk/swapz/2323080/ca ... t_see_90_/

'Do not miss out on this genuine life changing business.'

If your life change plan includes a Sooty and Sweep van with some old caravan bits lobbed in the back then you're fricking mental and should be locked away.

32,455 · November 30, 2011

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... ink:top:en

I think the owner of this might be pissed about something...

131,242 · November 30, 2011

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TL:/DR.

He might just as well type 'don't bother bidding' and nothing else.

1k · November 30, 2011

That pink shite reported for keyword spamming

3,565 · November 30, 2011

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TL:/DR.

He might just as well type 'don't bother bidding' and nothing else.

Buying old cars is, as that bloke states, not for everyone. You do get idiots trying, often armed with a "Practical Classics Buying Guide" or similar, to 'ask all the right questions' who feel that because they've read the buyers guide for an MGB they know all there is to know about buying a Moskvitch, Land Rover or Tatra military transport vehicle. The chap who rang me to ask if a 35 year old Rover P6 'had ever been smoked in' was quite obviously a complete arsehole but he wasn't much worse than most of the other muppets who got in touch about it. One bloke got the bus, turned up an hour later than he said he'd be, didn't have the foggiest idea what he was looking at or what he was looking for, didn't have any money and appeared to think that by turning up he was doing me some sort of favour in demanding to go on a 15 mile run in it, keeping me outside for an hour and a half asking me stupid bloody questions and getting me to explain why a 1972 car only had service history going back to 1977. He then, earnestly, offered me under half the asking price, in a fortnight, if his scooter sold in the meantime. But only if his wife approved.

I refuse to deal with these idiots and state it clearly in my ebay listings. It works. They don't call. People who are genuinely interested do.

32,455 · November 30, 2011

The first guy who looked at my Kadett moaned that the service history book was incomplete between 1988 and 1992 and asked why it had only covered 3000 miles in that time.

Oh any why it had a respray in its 39 year old life...

62,911 · November 30, 2011

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VERY-RARE-198 ... 415fef6c70

During these times of economic uncertainty what everyone should have in their driveways in a good, reliable diesel estate, and what better then this french bruiser.

That car park looks worryingly familiar...

And yep, the brown Allegro is my old one. I'm not responsible for the fecked front wing though.

9,097 · November 30, 2011

Wuvvvvvs, yes it is THAT car park. I R SIRTAN.

32,455 · November 30, 2011

I hope they aren't selling up?

9,097 · November 30, 2011

Not according to the website, but theres a tab at the top that says Cars For Sale....don't remember seeing the R18 in the collection....may just be a coincidence.

17,923 · November 30, 2011

They have loads of stuff in storage I think and seem to rotate the stuff on show every now and then, judging from other photos I've seen of the place. Unless they annexe the pirate ship I doubt they'll be able to fit much more in, although this would be a perfect exhibit

1.2k · November 30, 2011

the white citreon van they have for sale looks like it has been battered by giant hailstones

4,117 · November 30, 2011

Despite the shit pics, there's a '78 VX Royale for sale here. Want.

Evident 'shiter sells Fester XR2. Also want.

Emmerdoo for you? I wouldn't mind, thanks.

131,242 · November 30, 2011

Despite the shit pics, there's a '78 VX Royale for sale here. Want.

'Believe it or not i am now the owner of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang'

He needs to be on here.

3.6k · November 30, 2011

Despite the shit pics, there's a '78 VX Royale for sale here. Want.

'Believe it or not i am now the owner of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang'

He needs to be on here.

theres at least 4 shitty shitty bang bang's all produced by alan mann racing

4,380 · November 30, 2011

Despite the shit pics, there's a '78 VX Royale for sale here. Want.

'Believe it or not i am now the owner of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang'

He needs to be on here.

NOTE: I HAVE NOT GOT A PICTURE OF THE BACK OR FRONT VIEW OF THE CAR
BUT BOTH FRONT AND BACK BODY WORK IS FINE , THERE IS NO DAMAGE.
SO PLEASE DO NOT THINK I AM TRYING TO HIDE ANYTHING.

Surely it would just be easier to take a photo of the front and rear?

131,242 · November 30, 2011

He's trying to hide something. Plus it's a private listing so his mates are schilling away.

Meanwhile, have a decent looking Granads Scorpio (and not one of those horrific bug eyed ones either) for Ã‚Â£795...

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-GRANADA- ... 20bf977d90

131,242 · November 30, 2011

You could shit loads worse for five hundred of your earth pounds than this...

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-BMW-318I ... 3a6d6cfebb

Looks half decent, unabused and good vfm plus no 'M power' badges.

131,242 · November 30, 2011

Open topped, no reserve win mobile...

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-VAUXHALL ... 43ab753094

131,242 · November 30, 2011

Fresh in from Barry Spastic Motor Cars of Distinction, Fibreglass Lane, Shitsville....

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/modified-vect ... 4ab1676402

November 30, 2011

Look at this lot!!!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/sch/857tpd/m.html ... 0766028467

131,242 · November 30, 2011

I reckon if you weren't crippled before you bought this a ten mile trip would soon change that...

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Pre-war-elect ... 2a1680357d

3.6k · November 30, 2011

wow what a load of gear

i'd love a mooch through the 'books and magazines' but there in brentwood

3.6k · November 30, 2011

2 ovlovs for 250 quid in paisley, says provisionally sold - but cash is king

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-moto ... s/92151504

17,653 · December 1, 2011

2 ovlovs for 250 quid in paisley, says provisionally sold - but cash is king

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-moto ... s/92151504

I know that car; the same bloke had a gorgeous A-reg 343 as well. IIRC it belonged to a serial Volvo collector and the same shed once housed a Torslanda I briefly owned before another shed fell on it.

32,455 · December 1, 2011

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1970-Austin-M ... 4cfc59a0f1

This is a sad sight for what seems to be a early and tidy Maxi.

131,242 · December 1, 2011

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Paging the management.

131,242 · December 1, 2011

If this car was a porno mag it's be READER'S WIFE OF THE MONTH...

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Fiesta-M ... 336f0309ce

131,242 · December 1, 2011

Photography tip of the day:

OPEN THE F*CK*NG DOOR WHEN TAKING PICTURES OF THE INTERIOR

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/austin-allegr ... 3cbf4002ed

131,242 · December 1, 2011

Why do people with old Land Rovers always seem to have them under car ports on the side of the house?..

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1975-LAND-ROV ... 415ff7ef4d

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