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This gives me an itchy mig trigger finger.

It's a super rare series 1 v8-S. Plenty tax and mot on it but given the state of it is £895 a little salty?

If it's not totally rotted out under neath then it could be presentable with a couple of wings, some quality time with a grinder and q-rust and a bit of paint/

 

http://www.roversd1club.net/carsforsale/current1.asp

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That gys sounds like a right 'Colin', but the 156 shape seems to work quite well as a pick up I reckon.

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That Alfa looks like it's been painted with textured hammerite.

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STOP THE PRESS.

 

NSU, sir?

 

Been there, seen it, done it and bought the t-shirt many times.... :oops:

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CatsinTheWelder? I think he lives that way and is a Citroen buff.

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When you hear the word 'stunning' what do you automatically think of?

 

Maybe that hot bird with the massive TOP BOLLOX next door who's a lingerie model?

 

Perhaps it's that three million quid house the other side of town that's just come on the market?

 

It could even be that vista from your river side hotel on the continent.

 

Well think again, and think hard, because THIS

 

http://www.swapz.co.uk/swapz/2237881/pe ... _main_add/

 

...is stunning. It must be, it says so on the advert.

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When you hear the word 'stunning' what do you automatically think of?

 

Maybe that hot bird with the massive TOP BOLLOX next door who's a lingerie model?

 

Perhaps it's that three million quid house the other side of town that's just come on the market?

 

It could even be that vista from your river side hotel on the continent.

 

Well think again, and think hard, because THIS

 

http://www.swapz.co.uk/swapz/2237881/pe ... _main_add/

 

...is stunning. It must be, it says so on the advert.

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notice Barrett is selling this

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stun·ning (stnng)

adj.

1. Causing or capable of causing emotional shock or loss of consciousness.

2. Of a strikingly attractive appearance.

3.

a. Impressive: gave a stunning performance.

b. Surprising: The President's final decision came with stunning suddenness.

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Anyone else notice where the MOT station that Lotus went to is ? Ash near Canterbury.

 

It could be the Guilton Forge Garage, which is the only garage in the village nowadays, since the Rover dealer shut up shop in the late-1990s. I grew up in the next village and my mother comes from there :)

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That french testicle's stunning in the same way as getting shot in the nuts with a tazer is stunning.

That swapz seems like a bit of a fud mine. I'm off for a look now.

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Look at the size of this bloody thing!

http://www.swapz.co.uk/swapz/2268621/monster_truck_range_rover_3_5_v8/

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This cortina looks alright actually. His valuation is 500+ and I'd be pretty happy if I paid £500 for it.

 

http://www.swapz.co.uk/swapz/2272670/ford_cortina_16gl_treg/

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Sell it to me M8

DRIVES MINT NEEDS MOT

 

But what will you swapz for?

NO RUBBISH

 

Ah, bollocks I was going to offer you two weeks of festering wheely bin juice and some soiled nappies.

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The wife said, "I'd like to see this going over a speed bump!" but only wearing safety glasses!

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*Pink Turd*

The wife said, "I'd like to see this going over a weighbridge!"

 

EFA

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*Word of warning: Swapz can be ok and you can get some great exchanges and meet some great people. However it'd be fair to say 90%+ of the users are timewasters and you'll need to HPi everything.

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*Pink Turd*

The wife said, "I'd like to see this going over a weighbridge!"

 

EFA

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

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Anyone else notice where the MOT station that Lotus went to is ? Ash near Canterbury.

 

It could be the Guilton Forge Garage, which is the only garage in the village nowadays, since the Rover dealer shut up shop in the late-1990s. I grew up in the next village and my mother comes from there :)

 

 

That's the place.I just thought it ironic the burnt out Lotus was Mot'd in a village called Ash.

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