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RoadworkUK Rank: Lancia Gamma

RoadworkUK

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Yo Miserhatty fans...

 

http://www.swapz.co.uk/swapz/2212333/ma ... 8_engine_/

 

 

'looks like a boring 5 door family car, but does 200 mph. Oh, hang on a minute, I'M WRONG!!! It's a 3.2 V8 Twin Turbo that Ferrari have never even been near, and it'll do 168. Sorry, I'll go back to flogging knock-off Wayne Rooney football kit replicas'

 

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Edited For Pedantry.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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I expect that's a right blast but the wheels look stupid (even if they do help it keep the power down or handle a bit better) and the bumpers are annoying. The rear looks like a mingebag spec one, or a posh model with the inserts missing, and the front doesn't match.

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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That cortina would look 100% better on sports steels. The wheels sticking out make it look a bit odd.

autofive Rank: Renault 16

autofive

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that mk4 tina is nice, but with nasty wheels and a stretchy-chain BOB on board :?

 

nar

 

give me a 2.8 mk5 for a quarter of the price, more reliable motor, better seats and all the clocks will work

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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By Christ that's fugly. Looks like an illicit back alley affair from a mongrel Escort and an Alfa GTV but with added Lego.

outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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It looks like a kit, Dutton Rico? (with added plastic shite).

 

In other news....especially for Griffin lovers......

$(KGrHqUOKnQE6(38Mby4BOsGowEK!g~~60_12.JPG

Gotta love a mark one Cav, my first "sideways" (DRIFTINYO) experience occurred in a 1981 2000GL.....

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/170721720148? ... 1423.l2649

OR:

$(KGrHqF,!isE6G6kyFwIBOtVG9(YMQ~~60_12.JPG:shock:

"Film star" Cav, starring in "Iron Lady", not the one on fire apparently, it was a "clone"...

$(KGrHqMOKn!E5-fnv)tvBOtqimPS2w~~60_12.JPG

£800, no bids, no reserve.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/160677084590? ... 1423.l2649

 

Got hair? Need wind in it? Can't get the pictures up, but it's a Centaur Cav Convertible, appears LUSH.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/220885793927? ... 1423.l2649

Vin Rank: Renault 16

Vin

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I assume the Cav being on fire depicts the murder of Airey Neave.

 

That happened in 1979. It's got post 2001 numberplates :roll::roll:

gricer Rank: Austin Maxi

gricer

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I assume the Cav being on fire depicts the murder of Airey Neave.

 

That happened in 1979. It's got post 2001 numberplates

 

 

I suspect this won't be the only disappointment in this movie!

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Go camping with your mates. All you need is some Jif and some welding equipment, a driver's door for a CF, plenty of mechanical skills, several jet washers, some new tyres and a friend at the MOT place

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2-OLD-CAMPERS ... 500wt_1287

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Cavette Tours proudly presents the LDV spotting trip. Calling at Barry Ind. Est, Weldathon and Shitebury-upon-Taff.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1999-LDV-Tipp ... 2c60469f1f

 

Please note photographs are permitted, but please be quick so we can head towards Betwsy' Tea Room for piss and biscuits. Move along quickly, there's not much to s............OMFG check out picture three :shock:

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Full stop, Commer, dot. Check out the other assorted old knackers in the background...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/COMMER-WHITE- ... 3cbe281303

 

'Please accept my humble apologies for not cleaning the vehicle prior to taking the photos'

 

Conclusion: this bloke isn't only living the dream but probably living AT the dream.

dollywobbler Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

dollywobbler

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Good grief. Lol at the LDV ad. Nice one Billy. However, I almost fell off my chair twice. Once at the rot displayed by the LDV, and once at what's lurking behind it!!

barrett Rank: Lancia Gamma

barrett

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Never seen or heard of this before - obviously heard of Zagato, but not this beastie, one for Senor Barrett to investigate?

 

Based on Nissan gubbins, iirc. Actually, Seth saw one (possibly that very example) recently at one of the Ace Cafe meets but I can't seem to find the pictures he got at the mo. Ugly beasts, for sure, but their rarity alone makes them interesting and probably the cheapest way into pukka Zagato ownership...

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Shonky old stroker. And that's just the seller...

 

http://www.swapz.co.uk/swapz/2273643/19 ... ve_a_look/

 

'the engage is all there but i have tack some bits off it has compreshon there the man i had if off sed it was runing befor it was pack up in a barn for years'

 

'if i dont get any good offers i will keep it and do it up slowy and then up it up for sale for £4000 so good offers plz'

 

 

Good luck with that, you're going to need it.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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If Alexi Sayle too this Metro to the disco....

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-AUSTIN-M ... 336e25b6ca

 

...he'd come back alone.

Still, £99 no reserve should safely see the gearbox and shell weighed in and the engine lobbed into yet another rattle canned Mini with Cooper stripes going slightly faster.

Craig the Princess Rank: Renault 16

Craig the Princess

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If Alexi Sayle too this Metro to the disco....

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-AUSTIN-M ... 336e25b6ca

 

...he'd come back alone.

Still, £99 no reserve should safely see the gearbox and shell weighed in and the engine lobbed into yet another rattle canned Mini with Cooper stripes going slightly faster.

 

Being an auto will put the mini boys off, the block is different to a manual. I'm quite tempted :shock:

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