Ebay Tat Volume 2 - Sadly deceased.

[boobydoo]

Posh Seth.

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C220520/#

 

I saw this in Tesco carpark in Stevenage the other day, dwarfed between a modern Insigna and some other boring tat I can't remember.

 

The front wings were frilly as a ballerinas frock and the seats were well worn....but it did turn my head!

[TagoraSX]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1980-TALBOT-MATRA ... 4cf6794ec5

 

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1982-LANCIA-BETA- ... 2c5c012f29

 

[KruJoe]

The Rancho was on a year or two back, with its fancy wheels and auto 'box.

Who else thinks Pog must invest to live up to his new status?

 

2-door B11 Sunnys ... 41 Plymouth...

Ta Mash!

[dollywobbler]

The Volvo I didn't buy has been relisted and is now cheaper! http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 0683856172

 

£595 or offers. Obviously he didn't have quite so much interest as he told me... Seems a really nice motor for someone though.

[cort16]

"Some Body Work (TLC) Required"

 

This old cortina has seemingly been repaired with an offcut of carpet nailed on with some old roofing tacks.. It's got a years MOT as well.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=270734036664&ih=017&category=29755&ssPageName=WDVW&rd=1

 

This on the other hand is tidy . It's nice to see a plain old capri as I'd forgotten they looked so good not tarted up.

Not crazy money either.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=190522139856&ih=009&category=29755&ssPageName=WDVW&rd=1

[Mr_Bo11ox]

These 'cooking' capris look great dont they, never thought i would enthuse about Capris! i always thought they were a fuggin joke car for vest-wearing council-estate mullet boy losers. now i live in an ex council house and think they look class.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1985-FORD-ESCORT-1-6I-CABRIOLET-WHITE-/300546601274

 

Looks interesting, injection problems seemingly. Bet it could be sorted for next to nowt. I'd love an early original escort soft top!

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Is your courier/transport/haulage company struggling due to the stagnant economy and spiralling fuel prices? Heres the answer:

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Reliant-Fox-Pick-Up-/270734408554

 

Q: Hi. Can you advise if it is below 550 kg certified unladen kerb weight. Thanks steve

A: Hi As I am aware the fox is over 550kg and it cannot be driven on a bike licence Cheers Dave

 

JUST PASS YOUR TEST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE COCKER!

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1983-BMW-316-AUTO ... 0627302229

 

OK so its a 1.6 Auto but you could easily bosh in, er, i don't know, a Perkins prima or summert. Whatever.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

IDEAL FIRST CAR

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1973-lincoln-cont ... 0652517855

 

....FOR 1970'S DRUGS BARON

[Mr_Bo11ox]

I wonder how long it too this guy to make this piss poor collage-style picture thing.

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1982-VAUXHALL-CHE ... 0767860876

 

....Only to have some gobshite take the piss out of it on a distant internet forum.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

'Help for Heroes', what a load of c0ck, welcome to my new registered charity 'Wheelz for Winnars'

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/AUSTIN-MORRIS-MAR ... 0710153411

 

WHAT A HONEY

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1978-MORRIS-MARINA-VAN-7-CWT-1300-/160571555240

 

PLZ GIVE GENEROUSLY

[Alexg]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1981-VAUXHALL-CAV ... 230fe2d0bf

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/VAUXHALL-ASTRA-OP ... 2a0fbd3915

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1990-CITROEN-AX-1 ... 45f9f86148

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Citroen-GSA-1982- ... 4aaa4546d6

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1984-FORD-GRANADA ... 4cf67842c8

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1988-FORD-GRANADA ... 0596637694

 

This looks class, 2.9 V6 like but at least its a manual box. What a cracker!

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Sills look a bit wavy on this, probably still would though

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/alfa-romeo-alfa-sud-1983-Y-very-rare-classic-car-/110673349196

[BMC Dan]

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C220645/

[BMC Dan]

Be a lower-spec Lankytim.

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C220406/

[mnde]

Cute!

 

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1967-BEDFORD-CA-D ... 0649784888

[revolting peasant]

[seth]

Now, here's a cool photo for sale. (Seller has at least one more too)

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/TORCARS-Suntor-Torrington-Factory-A60-PHOTO-1970s-/190522219866

 

 

Here's the one we had parked there in 2006

 

[TimothyClaypole]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1978-MORRIS-MARINA-VAN-7-CWT-1300-/160571555240

 

PLZ GIVE GENEROUSLY

 

My pet hate from tight fisted Ebay gimps, there's some parts you'll need but I'm holding them to ransom rather than including them like a normal person or selling them seperately.

 

If I had the money I'd buy this and then flag the miser off over the parts.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

seems perfectly reasonable to me, often the parts are worth more than the shitbox itself.

[catsinthewelder]

It would be helpful if he mentioned how much he wanted for the bits though. I know that restoring vehicles ain't cheap but having an idea that most of the bits you'll need would set you back say £300 would give you a bit more confidence about bidding on the rest of it.

 

That said imagine how much of a PITA if he put the bits up as separate auctions finishing at the same time as the van

[Luxobarges_Are_Us]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1988-FORD-GRANADA ... 0596637694

 

This looks class, 2.9 V6 like but at least its a manual box. What a cracker!

 

Bloody hell, that's excellent! My first car (after a B-reg Samba that got buggered by a backstreet garage!) was a 2.9 manual Ghia X. Just the right balance of refinement (in lower revs) and driver involvement.

[Rod/b]

I can't link the pictures but anyway, which Shiter could possibly resist a vehicle featuring the following specs:

 

1983

Metallic Brown with a matching light brown vinyl / dark brown velour interior

3.5 V8

SIX wheel drive

Toploading VHS machine

CRT Telly

Cocktail cabinet

 

http://qatarsale.com/mycar_e.aspx?carid=43318

[boobydoo]

Look at this beauty!

 

Fabluss aint it!!

 

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C220783/

[mk1_4dr]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1988-FORD-GRANADA ... 0596637694

 

This looks class, 2.9 V6 like but at least its a manual box. What a cracker!

 

Bloody hell, that's excellent! My first car (after a B-reg Samba that got buggered by a backstreet garage!) was a 2.9 manual Ghia X. Just the right balance of refinement (in lower revs) and driver involvement.

 

Forgive me if Im wrong, but thats an auto. In the pic of the drivers seat, theres two pedals and an auto gearbox shifter and surround.

 

Still a gorgeous car though...

[M'coli]

Well spotted, backed up by the "Transmission: Automatic" in the description box.

[Luxobarges_Are_Us]

ah that'll teach me for not actually opening the evilbay link!