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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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GR0.7 news kids, I've sorted our holidays for the year!

 

Triffic dad, where are we going?

 

Prestatyn.

 

COOL! How far is that?

 

11.6 miles.

 

Wow, sounds COOL! How long will it take to get there?

 

About seventeen days.

 

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Land-Rover-Series ... 230f34962d

 

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It's a win-win situation: if your missus didn't leave you on the grounds of unreasonable holidaying material you could park this in a layby, live off the land and watch as much hamster porn as you like as you laugh at the thought of your ex sitting in a nice warm house that YOU paid for. That'll learn her, the silly bint. Then you can go to the pub, drink half a bitter and tell all your mates that you've never been happier and it's her loss. About two days before they find your body wrapped in newspaper to try and stave off the damp that's come through your Primark trousers.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Buy it, sell it get yourself a horrendous Corsa instead...

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1991-FORD-FIESTA- ... 1c1a46cc73

 

Seats look like later ones to me and I didn't think they lobbed injection engines in ones as early as this. Bloody nice though and should be perfectly adequate for day-to-day running about.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Crinkly grille WHOOSH!

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/AUSTIN-1100-RED-/ ... 1c1a476a72

 

What a little babe this is, though the rear badge FAIL is a bit odd. Perhaps he lives in a timewarp and wanted some one-up-manship over his curtain twitching neighbour who has an A40 Farina and imagines him telling his wife those FLASH BASTARDS at the end of the street have got one of those new fangled GT sports cars.

Looks bloody ace for the money, can't see it being around for long.

retrogeezer Rank: Renault 16

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Continuing the Sierra theme have a very low mileage one...

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1988-FORD-SIERRA- ... 2eb3ff1b88

 

...wrong (later model) back lights I think but what a little cracker.

 

 

the bodywork in silica gold over grey is in mint condition NO RUST anywhere and has never been resprayed

 

I guess the seller is blind and can't see that the rear quarter has been painted then, either to repair the (no rust) wheel arch or from accident damage which could explain the different rear lights.

 

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theorganist Rank: Renault 16

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/vanden-plas-1500-oyster-gold-olive-leather-52k-miles-/150578878453?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item230f3357f5

 

vanden plas 1500 in oyster gold olive leather 52k miles

GREAT RUNNER ALL PARTS AVAILABLE TO PASS MOT

 

Q: hello do all the parts it needs for the mot come with the car,is the bodywork as good as it looks in the pictures,you say the front valance need welding-are the front wheels still straight looking,any buy it now,thanks mick

A: PARTS ARE EXTRA BUT NOT OVER PRICED JUST MONEY BACK FOR WHAT I PAID BODY WORK VERY GOOD AND WHEELS ARE STRAIGHT THE CAR DRIVES FINE GOING TO LET AUCTION RUN MANY THANKS

pogweasel Rank: Isuzu Florian

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Can someone explain the pinapple reference please. I have seen it a few times now, totally nonplussed.

worldofceri Rank: Renault 16

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Can someone explain the pinapple reference please. I have seen it a few times now, totally nonplussed.

 

It vexeth me also.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Spongebob Squarepants house?

Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

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This is the life- sitting here sipping a large glass of red, mouth still burning from the Chicken Madras i've just enjoyed, laptop open nosing through the latest ebay tat...

 

This is as rare as it is tatty. Wantage

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/BMW-700-Coupe-/26 ... 3cb633e760

 

Talbot Express no longer flicking your switch? Try some Hardcore under-the-counter Campershite,

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1980-BEDFORD-WHIT ... 2a0f12d517

 

Stupid looking Micra worth 3 times as much as normal Micra? Probably to some cockend

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Nissan-Micra-990c ... 2c5b83e2f1

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