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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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{ring ring} {ring ring}

 

Hello?

 

OH HAI, is that the MegaBucket job lot of rattle can specialists?

 

Yes mate.

 

GR8.99007, have you got several thousand cans of red and black please?

 

Yeah chief, what's it for?

 

Oh, my recovery truck. Does it do tyres too?

 

Does it bollocks as like

 

Ah, fuck it, I'll take all you've got....

 

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/RECOVERY-VEHICLE- ... 4aa964e43c

 

 

I'd imagine they are like driving the Sesame Street bus, do 46mph flat out and use more fuel than several supertankers but I do quite like the look of them.

flat4alfa Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

flat4alfa

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THE DOCTOR IS BACK!!!!

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/BREATHTAKING-1967-2-DOOR-VAUXHALL-HB-VIVA-SL-11-000-mls-/200585696304

This guys adverts are joy to behold, whatever it is he's selling. He must go to town with the photos, i've never managed to get an interior pic that even looks 10% as good as this.

and his write up is full of shite ... I like the doctors pictures but in this case he has selectively ignored the nasty bits of the front wings.. Frankly its up at £3500 already which its twice its book price and he want £5k because a MK1 escort is worth twice that....

And he bought it days ago so he's done blatt-all to it

 

Didn't meet reserve here - swiped before end:

 

Not 1 bidder first time round, yet Doctor gets 8 of 'em within hours.... Ok, so prolly 4 of them are his shilling/valleter fellas. But I still don't get how it gets up to £3.5k on day 1.

 

I couldn't get that interest even if I installed dancing girls and a pole :?

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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I'm telling you man, its down to his patter and ace photography, that interior looks 100 times bettr in his pics than above, and its the same interior! He is just very skilled at what he's doing.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Yeah, it's outside a repair garage with the bonnet up, he's described the whole condition of the car (even the chassis) but he hasn't tried to see why it doesn't run.

Crank shaft oil seal and knackered headgasket/s minimum I reckon.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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I would agree, I think you'd have to expect to replace the engine. Worth doing though!

Angrydicky Rank: Lancia Gamma

Angrydicky

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/TRIUMPH-MAYFLOWER ... 483f6d251d

 

This is the same one i photographed last year and Dicky went to see a few weeks back, The number plate has now changed though.

 

"Starts on the button".

 

Just about, but no mention of the clouds and clouds of blue smoke it was churning out from an obviously knackered engine! It's only running on three cylinders and the clutch is knackered as well.

 

£1000! Should be in the bargains thread, he told me he was after £600 for it, I wouldn't give him £100 for it.

 

He has a Thai bride as well.

KruJoe Rank: Lancia Gamma

KruJoe

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He has a Thai bride as well.

He MUST be a wrong 'un then! :oops:

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Bloody hell that's nice, I'm sure it was being hawked around ebay a couple of years back.

pogweasel Rank: Isuzu Florian

pogweasel

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Shit the bed!

That is EPIC.

 

I foresee some "Pog's Logistics" signwriting on that. "Removals - House Clearances - Tat movement - 10mile radius of Poggleswade ONLY"

gearoil Rank: Austin Maxi

gearoil

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Shit the bed!

That is EPIC.

 

I foresee some "Pog's Logistics" signwriting on that. "Removals - House Clearances - Tat movement - 10mile radius of Poggleswade ONLY"

 

Yep, some garish vinyls - POG & VAN FOR HIRE and hang around the loading area of Ikea on a Sunday...

pogweasel Rank: Isuzu Florian

pogweasel

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Mk1 at the north pole.

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 0511249386

 

familiar trabbi

$(KGrHqF,!h0E1KsNd72DBNf!UOK40w~~_12.JPG

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 0670409364

 

fenland imp might not be a disasterous project

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 0491832961

 

Good luck with this one though.

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 0511676863

 

same sella has this shabby minor

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 0511327677

 

this one too

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 0511337707

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 0753501648

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Live on a council estate? Got no discernible class whatsoever? Perhaps you enjoy wolf whistling at schoolies and wheelspinning outside Maccy Ds but can't afford a flash car to do it in?

 

Then you, my friend, need a Vectraudi....

 

http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/2549765.htm

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