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RoadworkUK Rank: Lancia Gamma

RoadworkUK

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Just noticed that you happened to post that HPE on Ebay Tat page 666.

 

As you were.

Guest Leonard Hatred

Guest Leonard Hatred

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Max shite points await anyone who snaps up this raggy SD1 Diesel 8)

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Range-Rover-SD1-2 ... 4aa8c2a1c0

 

Max shite poitns if someone reshells it with a V8 and keeps the dizziler.

 

It would be quite easy to jazz it up with a later 2.5 VM OHV diesel and make it much nippier than a V8.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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'irmisher 3 part rear spoiler'

 

Fucking hell that annoys me. You'd think the thick twat would check and realise it's actually 'Irmscher'. Shouldn't really expect any different from someone who ruined a decent car by chucking all that shit on it and in it though I suppose.

Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

Negative Creep

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Oh, it isn't page 666 anymore

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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Another dirt cheap 166. This one's just out of test, needs a screen and the cambelt's on borrowed time, but it's got full leather and a 6-speed box.

 

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barrett Rank: Lancia Gamma

barrett

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That green bonnet "copy" isn't far off, but the blisters seem broader and extend closer to the headlight than on the Merc.

 

That's because:

It's deffo off a 541
warren t claim Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

warren t claim

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Located in Essex as well. (If you hadn't already guessed).

CIH Rank: Citroen Ami

CIH

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That green bonnet "copy" isn't far off, but the blisters seem broader and extend closer to the headlight than on the Merc.

 

That's because:

It's deffo off a 541

 

Are you sure it looks more like.....blah blah etc etc. Everyone just ignore barrett and keep making suggestions. :lol:

Guest Leonard Hatred

Guest Leonard Hatred

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There's probably a strong niche market for pink cars, mainly women who fill their cars with pink shit to prove how feminine they are.

Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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Another Stolen Classic :(

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Reliant-Scimitar- ... 43a55db708

This is my Trusted and Faithful Scimitar GTE regustration Number UBJ 472R, otherwise

known within the family as 'FRED'. It was stolen from my driveway during Sunday night.

 

I have spent a lot of time gradually tidying the vehicle and improving it, having just spent all

day Sunday fitting a new Dark Brown carpet, but had not had chance to re-install the Centre

console and Centre Dash.

 

It is painted in a Bright Ford Blue with wolfrace wheels and sienna tan interior. If anybody is

offered it or knows of its where abouts I would be very grateful if I could be informed, as would

the rest of the family.

 

Please do not bid on this auction, if anybody does I will find the smallest part of FRED I have in the garage to post them so as

to comply with Ebay rules. This listing is asking for help from like minded honest people, I can be contacted on 07932 759366

or via email on [email protected]

autofive Rank: Renault 16

autofive

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^^Figure punkass joyriders, right?

 

 

most likely taken for spares, then set on fire and weighed in

 

 

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i never done it, i only said that so they would take my testicles out of the vice

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