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warren t claim Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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So, let me get this straight, it's a volvo with a massive water squirting skull on the bonnet and a national trust sticker in the screen? seriously???

 

I'd fill the bottle with brake fluid and spend the day spraying X5s at the traffic lights.

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I would reduce the pressure and block one of the jets off completely, so I can make a solitary tear roll down its cheek on command.

cobblers Rank: Isuzu Florian

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I would reduce the pressure and block one of the jets off completely, so I can make a solitary tear roll down its cheek on command.

:lol::lol::lol:

pogweasel Rank: Isuzu Florian

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http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/161050372.htm?ca=17_s

This ugly faced box is 900 eurogroats with a new CT and is just across the wetness.

 

Did you ever see a Simca that looked like this before?

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http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/155370780.htm?ca=17_s

€1500 like, but I would.

 

Is this home-made?

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http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/145529707.htm?ca=17_s

 

Great photo!

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http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/117034054.htm?ca=17_s

I have got the major freaking horn for one of these simca 'break's

Pillock Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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FFS.

 

If that's a "charity banger rally" then I should be collecting sponsorship every time I go to the shops, it's a more challenging trip!

Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

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If it raises money for Help for Heroes is there really any harm?

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Just so you know - I'm popping out to Dewsbury in a bit on a charity rally in the 626, so if anyone wants to give me a crisp £20 note it'll be sure to find a home.

pogweasel Rank: Isuzu Florian

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If it raises money for Help for Heroes is there really any harm?

 

Yes.

It is simply idiotic to sponsor someone to drive for 4 hours in a perfectly functioning, comfortable average vehicle, even if it is badly painted.

 

For a PROPER UK-based chazza razza, I would nominate the Triumph 'round britain', 2000+ miles in 3 days in a draughty old Spitfire or bodged up Acclaim is far more meritworthy.

cobblers Rank: Isuzu Florian

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Just so you know - I'm popping out to Dewsbury in a bit on a charity rally in the 626, so if anyone wants to give me a crisp £20 note it'll be sure to find a home.

 

 

Only if you paint it in "metrosexual camo" with poundland aerosols and screw some shop mannequins dressed as frankie goes to hollywood on the roof.

overheadvalve Rank: Austin Maxi

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I'm no BMW expert but in the Q&A he states he's now uploaded a picture of the 3.2 Evo engine it apparently has. Not only does that not look like the right engine, it doesn't even look like it's a picture of the same car

Why does he not want to get into an argument? because the engine was in a different car when the picture was taken? There is of course a possibility that it still is in the other car, unless he had someone spray paint the car in violent drug induced purple haze. Or because he has wasted so much money on it, he could have purchased a proper car.

All i know i hate it and therefore i cannot understand the reason he did it but does anyone know why he did it?

outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

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i want that Jag.

Is it too late to ask Santa to cancel my order for Kelly Brook, Holly Willoughby, two gags, and a tube of Vaseline?

trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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For a PROPER UK-based chazza razza, I would nominate the Triumph 'round britain', 2000+ miles in 3 days in a draughty old Spitfire or bodged up Acclaim is far more meritworthy.

 

A work mate of mine has just done this in this:

 

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1972 Triumph 2000 Estate by Trigger's Retro Road Tests!, on Flickr

 

I sponsored him £10 and he completed it with out any problems, I'd love to try one of these in something decent like a Morris Ital.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Heres tonight garlicshite round-up:

 

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http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/108700060.htm?ca=12_s

Just imagine the joy of being out for a walk in the countryside one sunny morning and finding this beautiful sight. £500 EUROPOUNDS

 

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http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/161934269.htm?ca=12_s

This looks a bit too good to be just €500.

 

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http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/121095765.htm?ca=12_s

Wow!!! "I have done 3 seasons of mud racing with this car", €600

 

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http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/161907932.htm?ca=12_s

have you absolutley no shame at all? €600.

 

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http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/161893273.htm?ca=12_s

Peugeot van looks appealing for 450 euro

 

Thats it i'm afraid, bit dry today

RedSparrow Rank: Renault 16

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What in the name of bloody hell?! :?:x:roll:

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/AUSTIN-METRO-1990 ... 8041724945

 

GENUINE 791 MILES FROM NEW

 

FOR BREAKING

 

ABSOLUTELY MINT

 

THIS IS NOT FOR SALE AS A FULL

 

VEHICLE

 

SORRY QUESTIONS REGARDING THIS WILL NOT BE ANSWERED

 

 

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He probably knows he can get some good dollar for the engine from those mini bastards. What a bloody shame.

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