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DCLane Rank: Austin Maxi

DCLane

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That ad relates to this one:

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1983-FORD-CORTINA-CRUSADER-SILVER-/130447742931?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item1e5f4a97d3

 

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Remember ... if you split up with someone s/he:

 

a) Might be a wierdo stalker

or

B) Might by trying to prevent someone else being done over

 

Come to think of it, I once sold something to an eBay buyer called Cortina_Tam :?

outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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REALLY RARE etc etc.....VW Golf Van, whats left of it.....

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File under "run out of time.talent.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

 

Or you could buy this one....shows how rare they are doesn't it??

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..with the work all done, and looking nice, and UNratlook

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

 

Who said soft-tops are for laydeeeez?

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get it painted white, put some KILLAR RIMZ on it, go to Saarfend, and catch a slapper. (Other shit seaside resorts are available)

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

 

OH HAI? U WANT 2 CUM HOME WIV ME?

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

 

OR MAYBE YR SISTA.....

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

 

Apologies if we've had this before, but hey, what's not to like?

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well,

NEEDS SOME ATTENTION TO LOWER FRONT WINGS AND SILLS
, Oh yeah, anything else?
- VERY WELL MAY REQUIRE ATTENTION TO TRUNNIONS/BALL JOINTS AND FRONT BRAKES
Have you finished?
HAS NO KEYS BUT I HAVE BOUGHT A SECONDHAND LOCK SET FROM EBAY
Thanks for that....

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

 

Well, it's nice and all that, be a cross between Louise and trigger.....

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But two large? Should be in "bargains" thread?

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

 

So, why have you done this? TVR powered Porker...

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Looks like he's spent an absolute fucking fortune on it, but frankly, I see no point. Especially as he's selling, unfinished, to fund "a Celica V8 project". Nobber.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

 

Listed as "beige"........

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Is he colourblind or stupid? Its GREEN!! It's green according to the main listing too. Snotgobbler.....

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

 

And finally, something which will cause yoghurts everywhere to be spilled.

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£1500 starting bid, 16365 miles. Surely a candidate for "THE DOCTOR"?

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

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To be fair on Landcruiser bloke, it's probably been painted green, but comes up as beige on the title. He'll have changed it to green on the description, but then not noticed it has suddenly changed it back to beige on the title. Don't know why it does that.

outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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Wasn't aware of that, you learn summat new every day.

Guest

Guest

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It's a right ball-ache, you really have to put the effort in to stop eBay automatically changing the title back - a lot of fun on imports which don't always have a model name. 1991 TOYOTA WHITE, etc.

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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I never enter the reg when I'm putting a car on eBay - that way it doesn't try to do its stupid automatic fill thing and I can put whatever I want.

Pete-M Rank: Isuzu Florian

Pete-M

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That BMC thing. Nnnngh. No.... must resist... nowhere to put.... must resist.

rocco1504 Rank: Austin Maxi

rocco1504

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You know what that says to me ?, it says "Come on big boy, you know you want to turn me into a very subtle Camper conversion, don't you ?, it really doesn't matter about you have no room, and you only have to convince the bank manager it's a perfectly sane idea, so go on, BID :twisted: "

 

I really have to resist

mouseflakes Rank: Renault 16

mouseflakes

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^^ Can anyone here help them identify the source for suitable replacement screens?

Mr H Sceptre Rank: Citroen Ami

Mr H Sceptre

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That BMC camer thingy doesnt need a thing doing to it. Its perfect as it is & woul make a lovely addition to any garden.

 

Fact, not opinion.

garethj Rank: Isuzu Florian

garethj

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Worth reading for the txt-mong spk of the title alone.

 

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Loads of work has gone into this, perhaps not well guided but it is loads of work. Why on earth is the driver's window done like this? But I like the holes on the side - intake I think?

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Or if you like your plastic pigs a bit slower, how about this fine offering

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Seems like top money, but could be fun to thrash around, if it ever worked.

garethj Rank: Isuzu Florian

garethj

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This looks a bit too shiny to be true, but it's still a fairly compact thing to have a big V8 in. I predict 2 black lines away from every single junction between home and the office.

 

Or you could be the poshest pikey on the estate with this slightly purple Discovery. Odd wheels make a nice change from odd wheeltrims

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richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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FILLA :P

 

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a misguided mate of mine, lashed up, lashed out on an R-plate disco with more rust than metal. The MOT fail sheet cleared 2 pages. the only 2 things going for it were the very sweet 3.9 v8 and the leather interior.

 

He bunged it back on the bay and made a £50 profit which is pretty much what he spent in petrol to get it to the test station and back :lol:

fordpoplier Rank: Austin Maxi

fordpoplier

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one of those BMC training vehicles recently featured in a show over here called 'Chasing Classic Cars'. There's a clip of it getting overtaken by a million minis about 30 seconds into this video

Timewaster Rank: Isuzu Florian

Timewaster

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Noticed this for sale in the local paper at a dealership in Cambridge:

£3K - I don't think that is all that bad to be honest. Looks a cool motor 8)

 

Are you serious? A badly blinged left handed renner 9 cabrio... cool?

 

I'd rather be seen in a pink micra!

 

*Edit - I know its a US spec. It was them who blinged it badly

M'coli Rank: Isuzu Florian

M'coli

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I can see the engine from that LNA ending up in a 2CV and the rest over the bridge.

garycox Rank: Renault 16

garycox

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Is there an easier way than supersizing the image then tring to find the link in the 'view source' bit?

M'coli Rank: Isuzu Florian

M'coli

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Assuming you use Firefox - View page info, click on the media tab, copy & paste.

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