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That Reliant has a nice interior though, check it out!

 

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trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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1986 MG Metro Turbo Cabriolet

 

Utter shite photos but for £2250 your not going to be parked next to another in Tescos.

 

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1982 Citroen GSA X1

 

£1900

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I'm going to award this guy 0.003/10 for his efforts at applying 'spray-on dirt' in a realistic manner.

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/FANTASTIC-ONLY-FOOLS-AND-HORSES-SUPERVAN-3-TAX-AND-TEST-/320584896225

 

IT HAS A GOOD 24K PLONKER REG

Eh?

There is a half arsed 'Trotter van' on display at Gaydon Heritage Centre at the mo. The irresponsible bar stewards shouldn't be encouraging this... :roll:

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1979-FORD-RANCHERO-351-GT-BROUGHAM-/140448604943

 

TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL!!! I would like to use this for my imaginary gardening business, grow a mullet, lob a flymo in the back and that, then pressurise old ladies into letting me ruin their garden with my cack-handed efforts. obv I would start drinking 1 hour before finishing the job and leave a couple of beer cans in the garden. I would also do a massive wheelspin on their driveway as i set off as well.

 

Don't forget to casually lob those empty Bud cans out the window as you drive along, whilst glowering disdainfully at "certain types" of people

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TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL!!! I would like to use this for my imaginary gardening business, grow a mullet, lob a flymo in the back and that, then pressurise old ladies into letting me ruin their garden with my cack-handed efforts. obv I would start drinking 1 hour before finishing the job and leave a couple of beer cans in the garden. I would also do a massive wheelspin on their driveway as i set off as well.

I think your best hope is cultivating a Terry Nutkins-esque Skullet, to be honest. :twisted:

Does sound like a good plan though.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Magic. Just absolutely magic. These are a hoot to drive, handling is a bit shit (they need lowering and what not) but they don't half bloody go and the c/r box is about the best you'll find in an ordinary car.

By the time you've hit the rev limiter in 2nd then launched into 3rd you'll be going much faster than you thought you could in a Cavalier.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/NISSAN-100NX-2-0-LITRE-RARE-CAR-/280557751180

 

100NX with a 2.0 primera engine fitted.

 

I bought the car to do up myself, and at the time I paid £500 for the car and spent

£150 on top of that to do the welding for the MOT.

 

Oh aye

 

When the car went in for its MOT, the garage I took it too werent too happy with

some of the welds, and therefore failed it on 4 of the welds from 8

Hmm, that £150 was money well spent then

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Look out!!!

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/VAUXHALL-CORSA-PINK-/120614262340

 

3d tribal patterns on bonnet and wings and wing mirrors and doors this is a one off as never seen it done before

Soz to piss on your bonfire, but a wankered-up Corsa with tribal stickers on is defo NOT a one-off.

 

PLEASE EMAIL ME IF YOU HAVE ANY OFFERS

My offer is to come round and have a waz into the air intake whilst you rev the engine mercilessly, in the hope of causing a fatal piss-based hydraulic lock. how does that sound.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1995-VW-GOLF-MODI ... 0463135505

 

I LENT MY SON THE MONEY TO BUY THIS CAR FROM HIS FRIEND AS IT WAS HIS ULTIMATE CAR TO OWN, BUT BEFORE HE STARTED PAYING ME BACK, HE DECIDED IT WASNT HIS ULTIMATE CAR TO OWN AND DECIDED A 4X4 WAS INSTEAD, AND LEFT ME WITH THIS GOLF TO RE-SELL

Your son is clearly a brain-dead cretin, and i'm afraid you are too for lending him money to buy this god awful shitheap. I hope the pair of you go bankrupt.

 

MY SON HAS LOST ALL THE DOCUMENTS, SO A REPLACEMENT LOGBOOK WILL HAVE TO BE PURCHASED FROM DVLA (£25 I THINK) BY THE NEW OWNER

What a surprise, does your son lose his key every single f**king time he goes out the house as well by any chance? I thought so.

 

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Its a 'GT'!!!! Only 300 euros as well, very tempting.

I love those 160 GTs, they're possibly the most feeble attempt at a GT model I've ever heard - it's just the basic 160 specification but with a 180 engine, I don't think there's anything extra, you don't get more power or different interior trim or anything. Quite how that makes it a GT and not just a comedy low-spec 180 is beyond me, but then they call it a 160, implying it has the same 1.6 engine as the 160 non-GT. You really have to wonder how the conversation went at that meeting!
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I'm dead mad, me. :roll:

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"Robin Reliant"

 

AAAARRRRGGGGG!!!!!!!!!

 

(Bangs head on desk. Hard. Repeatedly.)

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