Ebay Tat Volume 2 - Sadly deceased.

[Guest Leonard Hatred]

Spurious fuel economy claims are another one for this thread - http://autoshite.commlm/forum/viewtopic.ph ... 0&start=15

[Rover414]

What's with the eyeburning yellow on blue writing for and then at the bottom it's suddenly changed to something a bit (but only just) more readable. Just spotted this on ebay, not too far away and relatively cheap, the dreaded head gasket though. Still would probably have this:

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1995-ROVER-414-SL ... mobiles_UK

[Mr_Bo11ox]

SHITE LOVERS!

 

Here is a tagora V6 for €1500

 

http://annonces.ebay.fr/viewad/Talbot-T ... 5010509488

[kevin 900]

This looks rather pleasant;

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C179261/

 

[pogweasel]

I give that Polo a month before it gets raped with blackboard paint.

[kevin 900]

Have we had this? 10k on the clock!!!

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C179245/

 

[pogweasel]

Have we had this old Volvo yet?

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1979-VOLVO-265-GL ... 0660501521

I would love to take the Poglets on a shite family holiday on this!

Mind you, 6-banger + slushbox = GR2 4 ECONOMIES.

[pogweasel]

CAUTION - OMG

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/MORRIS-RED-/16047 ... mobiles_UK

[Gompo]

Just worked this out, does he really think this car does 85MPG?

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1995-FIAT-CINQUECENTO-SPORTING-YELLOW-/250690118469?pt=Automobiles_UK

 

 

The way they use text the same colour as the car is both ingenius and the height of originality. Probably better that it hurts your eyes to read it. However:

 

has a botrecer exhaust

I do hope botrecer isnt meant to read 'boy racer'.

[Lacy]

now its not mint so ill list all know faults ok........

 

has a botrecer exhaust bit loud rly

Yeah, I can see that would be a real negative........

 

now that said there is sum good points........

 

sportex exhaust

Oh, hang on, no, you're right....it's a positive....er, I think......

[wuvvum]

 

[Spottedlaurel]

Nearly £25k?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! etc

 

Surely one for the bargains thread.

[warren t claim]

 

Apologies to Milf for reposting the pic but I really like that! I have no taste!

[Guest]

Reminds me of the one from the film the car

[Spiny Norman]

Low mileage Bluey.

 

[HillmanImp]

Despite loving the finds on here, I generaly avoid this thread these days as it keeps putting stupid ideas in my head. For example, after avoiding this thread Scooters put his car on the main board and i ended up buying it.......

 

However i found this, not sure if its been on here before but its resulted in me not being able to get up from my desk for a bit because of my trouser tent.

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C172909/

 

[trigger]

its resulted in me not being able to get up from my desk for a bit because of my trouser tent.

Nice!, It does look like it's wearing a silly hat though.

[pogweasel]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1983-Microcar-RJ1 ... mobiles_UK

125cc!

Balls of steel required to use this on the public highway I would say.

[garethj]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1983-Microcar-RJ1 ... mobiles_UK

125cc!

Balls of steel required to use this on the public highway I would say.

GR8 4 PISTONHEADS "I've just bought a 2 seater fibreglass car with a motorbike engine"

[Jack_Harpers_Teeth]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1983-Microcar-RJ1 ... mobiles_UK

125cc!

 

The French have what is called Sans Penis catorgory

[kevin 900]

It's a brave & heroic man who takes this on;

 

http://www.copart.co.uk/c2/homeSearch.h ... CH_RESULTS

 

[254575]

It's a brave & heroic man who takes this on;

 

http://www.copart.co.uk/c2/homeSearch.h ... CH_RESULTS

 

new windscreen and some rattle can it will be good as new!

[outlaw118]

How bad can it be?

[Lankytim]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1983-Microcar-RJ1 ... mobiles_UK

125cc!

Balls of steel required to use this on the public highway I would say.

Shit, just around the corner too... does this stretch the term "family run about" too far though? (or compress it)

[warren t claim]

That Lagonda would be a great source of switches for a Maestro restoration project.

[pogweasel]

SHITTING NORA, HAVE A LOOK AT THIS:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1976-AUDI-80-GL-B ... mobiles_UK

Bound to end up getting molested by a youth with dayglo shoes mind.

 

This already has been:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1984-AUDI-80-T-T- ... mobiles_UK

Bah.

[Guest]

That Audi's full of win - but yes I dont think its future looks good.

Being hit with the stick and deliberate rust beckons

[outlaw118]

Be like me - except mines a "V" and hasn't got the wood and full leather - bah!

 

Could have cleaned it though....

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1999-VOLVO-V40-T4 ... 45f4d253cc

[theorganist]

A few things I am watching at the moment.

 

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=130426808475&ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT

 

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=190437574051&ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT

 

 

I would love this, as a Landcrab is on my list of car I want to own one day. I hope this gets bought by an enthusiast as I imagine the 'S' model is pretty rare. Has anyone in the Crewe area ever seen this around?

 

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=280555421303&ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT

[Negative Creep]

That Lagonda would be a great source of switches for a Maestro restoration project.

What are the chances of any of them still working?