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CIH Rank: Citroen Ami

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Apparantly the rear suspension on those 4x4 Cavs rot worse than, well, a cavalier....

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1989 Ford Taurus

 

HAS BEEN USED AS A WEDDING CAR

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"I, Robocop, take you, creep, dead or alive, you're coming with me" etc.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Get a load of this nob head mobile:

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/VW-Polo-RAT-HOODRIDE-/150466712865

 

He's gone to town on it with a badass lowering kit.

 

It is pretty low with lowering springs and shocks (around 60mm at rear and 90mm at front), however front shockers and everything at the rear has failed mot!!!

Hmm, obv was some decent quality gear that lot.

 

if new MOT is achieved, you will need to take the certificate to the police station as they gave me a prohibition notice, hence MOT

LOL What a crock of shit!

Father Ted Rank: Renault 16

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^^^ Bloody hell, thats just fragging fodder that Polo.

maxpower Rank: Citroen Ami

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if new MOT is achieved, you will need to take the certificate to the police station as they gave me a prohibition notice, hence MOT

 

 

are you sure it wasn't a notice for you to be sectioned? :roll:

pogweasel Rank: Isuzu Florian

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Basically if your car is a total crock of shit, then the feds can have it removed from the road even if it's taxed, MoT'd & insured.

Can't use your car again until it's been signed off as safe.

 

It is GR9 for harrassment of barryboyz.

Richard Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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That makes sense now. The way he'd worded it made it sound like the MOT tester had issued the prohibition notice.

Pillock Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Sod moaning at the banger racers, a tin of dulux and an oval is nothing compared to what a determined 'dubber' can do in an afternoon with some power tools.

Pillock Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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BIN and then you can pick up some Dulux yellow tomorrow and start making stencils for the sign writing......

Mr Lobster Rank: Lancia Gamma

Mr Lobster

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^

AND THE REAR BOOT FLOOR NEED TAKING BACK INTO PLACE

So where has the boot floor been taken? Where is it now?

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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:lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

Seen it all now. Helpfully he hasn't included any details of the Pajero, though how the fuck a one grand car and a four hundred quid spec lift is worth three and a half large is utterly beyond me.

 

'I am selling due to personal reasons...'

 

Successful lobotomy?

pogweasel Rank: Isuzu Florian

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I am pleased that the Reliant has sold, else I would be "wasting" my cash and doing a GR8 Clarkson impersonation.

pogweasel Rank: Isuzu Florian

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Looks an interesting bit of kit, but of course it is the incredibly retarded spelling that really sells the item to me.

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