Jump to content

Ebay Tat Volume 2 - Sadly deceased.

trigger

By trigger
in AutoShite

 Share

Recommended Posts

tonedepear Rank: Citroen Ami

tonedepear

Posted
Posted

It may be completely fucked, but it's got the world's biggest passenger side wing mirror. :shock:

gtd2000 Rank: Renault 16

gtd2000

Posted
Posted
Sold for £3200! I bet the owner is pleased!

 

It's a cult car here. That price is a give-away price in the US marketplace.

 

Is it not the case these days that pretty much all used cars in the UK are give-away prices compared to the US now?

 

I'm absolutely astonished at used car prices in the US these days!

 

I'd like to know where it went wrong - it used to be so cheap over your way.

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

Posted
Posted

There's a term for those vans. You know a specific scene category for them that I can't remember.

 

Oh yes I remember now, it's shit.

Tonka Rank: Austin Maxi

Tonka

Posted
Posted

For every brave importer taking a gamble there's a punter who has no shame....I love to see these examples of Japanese bad taste making it to these shores and turning up at shows, it makes a change from row upon row of grey and boring home market stuff and serves to remind us that the Japanese are human and can still make motoring mistakes just like "matt black rattle can man". :lol:

loserone Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

loserone

Posted
Posted

$(KGrHqJ,!iQE5fbSLsPfBObPOunGuQ~~60_3.JPG

I can hear the woman in the reflection from here.

"How long will all these pictures take? It's cold. When can I get back in the car? Hurry up!"

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

Posted
Posted
$(KGrHqJ,!iQE5fbSLsPfBObPOunGuQ~~60_3.JPG

I can hear the woman in the reflection from here.

"I'm so sorry, I was putting my lipstick on and got distracted by a nice black car. Why don't you get a black car? Sue's husband has a black car and he was sales rep of the month in January.

 

 

EFA.

flat4alfa Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

flat4alfa

Posted
Posted
I can hear the woman in the reflection from here.

"You brought me all the way up here, for this?! Christ, so I put my long boots on for nothing then! I've been gagging all day you hopeless excuse for a man.... :evil: "

efa2

tonedepear Rank: Citroen Ami

tonedepear

Posted
Posted
I can hear the man in the reflection from here.

"Pipe down and stand still. You think you're Emma fucking Bunton or sommat? "

efa3

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

Posted
Posted
jimmy-hill.jpg

 

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

Posted
Posted

/\

 

So fugly it's cool. Are those Beetle rear lights on it by the way?

Barry Cade Rank: Lancia Gamma

Barry Cade

Posted
Posted
/\

 

So fugly it's cool. Are those Beetle rear lights on it by the way?

 

yup, off a 1303. :shock:

garethj Rank: Isuzu Florian

garethj

Posted
Posted

So you're fed up of rust and fancy something fibreglass, but obviously anything with a steel chassis will just be trouble too.

 

How about something with a fibreglass monocoque chassis? Like the original Lotus Elite in the late '50s?

 

Or a Midas

$(KGrHqQOKioE5ejj7CNIBOcGbQZE3!~~60_12.JPG

This one looks brilliant, it's a later car with the bulged wings like a Porsche 944 and it's a nice colour if those things matter. It's got a couple of issues, obviously.

1. It's in the Netherlands

2. It would be a long drive back in second gear as the gear linkage is missing

 

This one's a bit closer to home but it's an earlier one which I don't think looks as nice.

$(KGrHqUOKo4E5ZiZmkDwBOb9h-SO7g~~60_12.JPG

 

Yes, buy a car like this so you don't have to worry about rust!

$(KGrHqUOKoYE5koSPpBFBOb9iUSdww~~60_12.JPG

Guest

Guest

Posted
Posted

 

Picture512.jpg

 

Here's one I spotted on display at the Le Mans Classic last year. No idea why it didn't make the final set of pictures - but seeing the white DS23 for sale jogged my memory. The chop job on the rear deck of the UK gee-gee box has a whiff of Saab 96 Kombi around the rear lights, too.

 

I suspect the French version was used for cinematic purposes rather than filming Massive Bereavement's last run around the track before the UHU factory beckoned.

dollywobbler Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

dollywobbler

Posted
Posted

They are indeed Mk2 Cav. Started off using TR7 rear lights IIRC.

 

That chopped DS is awesome and I reckon an absolute steal at £2000. Good job I don't have £2000.

Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

Posted
Posted

This was posted on Pistonheads, it's pretty good:

 

1999 VOLKSWAGEN PASSAT 1.9 SE TDI 110 4dr Diesel Saloon

media?id=1788640081&width=266&height=200

200,000 miles, Damage inside got little fire still starting about 3sec anfter that go off dunno why before evrything is fine got imot 8month chassis change before 3month payed for it 300pound change clima payed 150pound very cheap to go got tax about 50 month with tax price 540. £500 No offers.
ashmicro Rank: Renault 16

ashmicro

Posted
Posted

The "small fire" on the Pisshat is most likely a flywheel issue. My mate had a Skoda police car with that engine go up in flames on him.

flat4alfa Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

flat4alfa

Posted
Posted
$(KGrHqQOKo0E5k(HyHORBOZhHWfrnw~~60_3.JPG
The paint job I designed and painted by hand with the aim of accentuating the arches and giving the appearance of a wider front. I used a double coat of heavy duty drainpipe paint
The exit for feet has been blocked off.
8)

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
 Share
Go to topic listing
×
×
  • Create New...