Ebay Tat Volume 2 - Sadly deceased.

[Daniel R25]

Hi,

 

I think I might have just bought this heap:

 

http://cgi.ebay.fr/renault-20-turbo-die ... 3914982217

 

I wonder if the seller will let it go for 260 Euros It is the Turb-d, has new tyres and all belts renewed. Driving it back will be fun.

 

Daniel

[theorganist]

Looks interesting and a good price, good luck with it!!

[Guest]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/rover-214-ban ... 0814240814?

for banger racing the head gasket has gone

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/austin-morris ... 0737418202?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1983-UNIQUE-A ... 0604705470?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-ISUZU-PI ... 0608331411?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RARE-IMPORTED ... 0597702464?

[Shep Shepherd]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/rover-214-banger-racing-/270814240814?

for banger racing the head gasket has gone

 

That's identical to the one I owned between 2000 and 2004

[garethj]

Loving this Skoda, although it looks like it was giffer-owned but then bought by one of those young people

[R9UKE]

My mate just bought this for number plate - it's going on his Laguna V6

 

Taxed and tested until Jan '12 and it's the oh-so-special Champs-Elysées model. Once the cherished transfer is over with he says it's mine for £200. MORE FRENCH SHITE!!!

 

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-moto ... 5/87611177

[Guest]

I must admit the nameplate is lost on me

[garycox]

What's so special about the plate?

[eddyramrod]

 

On Captain Trigger's manor:

JPS spec Wedginess....just listed, you got till next Saturday to beat yourself senseless.....

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/190575626215? ... 1423.l2649

 

That's the twin of the one I had, that was written-off 20 years ago! (Except mine had the interior in black...) Even the rust is in the same places! Somebody grab it, it'll be a joy forev... well, for a couple of weeks anyway! If I wasn't so far away...

 

Edit: just realised it's a 1700. Maybe my 2.0 HLS merited a different spec interior...

[R9UKE]

I must admit the nameplate is lost on me

 

He has TDZ 333, and TDZ 3303. I don't know what the fuss is about either...

[Guest]

Sorry I assumed it had some relevance to Renault..

[ashmicro]

Sorry I assumed it had some relevance to Renault..

 

 

It does - my sister's 2 Renaults were TurDZ

[dieselnutjob]

it's back

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/130574160813

[outlaw118]

Bugger, beaten to it!!

[cort16]

Take shit to the dump with this shite. 8 months mot and 3 months tax for £395. C'mon who wouldn't?

I'd friggin love this but I'm out of space.

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/tata-loadbeta-20d-pickup/87379217

[cort16]

Another Fife special

http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/3211491.htm

[M'coli]

^^^ You can always tell the sort of person that does that - but you can't tell them much.

[pompei]

Shirley you'd be forever banging your knee on that door edge when getting out?

[gricer]

That Austin 3-litre was sold at Auction for about £7,000 a few months ago. Someone is taking the p*ss.

 

The Charles Hawtrey as Ozzy van was definitely the best airbrush job! >

[Guest]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Aston-Martin- ... 0723050842?

Here is some brief history of this ultra rare Tickford Metro 1.3 Automatic. It was bought New in October 1981 by a wealthy Norfolk lady for her favourite niece (The daughter she never had!) when she gained a place at college in London (Hence the automatic transmission). In London the niece saw a Tickford Metro and fell in love with the styling and told her auntie about it.

 

The old lady readily agreed to sending the Metro back to Aston Martin Lagonda Factory in the spring of 1982 where it got fully converted.

 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

I see your van and raise you - - - - -

http://retrorides.proboards.com/index.c ... ead=112130

 

This is freakin unbelievable. Why am I not surprised that its having to be sold due to 'ill health'. You don't need to be fuggin Doogie Howser MD to see that this person has serious problems.

[Cavcraft]

Metro is 100% win.

[Lankytim]

I think its actually very cool!

 

Did I say cool? I meant shit.

[R9UKE]

^

 

It's amazing how much a car can deteriorate over the course of an ebay auction. One would think that a Cuore in perfect working order couldn't possibly get any worse....

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2002-DAIHATSU ... 970wt_1139

[Cavcraft]

Has anyone asked the vendor of that Transit why he's used shin pads as mirrors? He should really slip them back in his socks as he must be due a good shoeing for creating something as vile as that.

[CreepingJesus]

Tranny van with The Grim Reaper all over it? Surely that's just a business opportunity for an 'alternative' hearse service. For people who can now breathe out, and admit they hated the bastard in the coffin all along...

[Negative Creep]

It does however have a v8. Therefore a quick paintjob and we are back in the realms of win

[trigger]

www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-ESCORT-1-3L-MK3 ... 1c1ed75d33

 

Oh look, my red Escort is back on ebay again for more money then i sold it for with reserve not met, I must be doing something wrong as it only got to £670 when i had it on ebay.

[CreepingJesus]

Corolla Executive? Only needs a Daily Mail and a hankie box to complete the transformation to giffer spec.

 

Tweaked 944

 

XR4x4

 

Scim 5a chassis. Dodgy or not?

 

Fiorino for a comedy entry. Altho' knowing the vendors, they probly want a distinctly uncomedic price for it.

[HillmanImp]

Has this been on here?

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ital-Design-Aztec-Spares-and-Moulds-1988-Audi-/350488296678

 

ItalDesign Aztec. Google revaels a bit more of it:

 

Audi Aztec displayed at ItaldesignThe Aztec is a concept car introduced by ItalDesign in 1988. The two-seater is unique because the driver and passenger are separated, requiring the two parties to communicate electronically. It was fitted with a five cylinder DOHC 200 PS (147 kW; 197 hp) Audi Turbo engine,[1] and using Lancia Delta Integrale derived four-wheel-drive system.[2] Only 18 or 50 (different sources) of these cars were ever built,[2] recently[when?] the cars are sold for $75,000; a far cry from $225,000 they were sold for originally.

 

The designer, Giugiaro, also designed the Lotus Esprit and the Maserati Boomerang.

 

The car was featured in the 1990 horror film Frankenstein Unbound.

 

They look proper shit. They look like the cars I used to draw at primary school when me and a mate had our imaginary car company called 'Cobra Cars'.