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Luxobarges_Are_Us Rank: Renault 16

Luxobarges_Are_Us

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that fuego is ORSUMZ. I'll keep an eye on it and may lob a bid in the unlikely event that it stays cheap.

brammy777 Rank: Renault 16

brammy777

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Hold up, isn't that 300C Estate the one that Buckley bought?

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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"Hi, i'm after a new car, i was thinking of a massive yankee pick-up truck but having looked at a few, theyre just not hideously tacky enough and i'm worried people might not appreciate what a wanker I am"

 

"Step this way sir"

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Dodge-Ram-/260790950452

 

Orderd by The Managing Director of our Waste Management Company

 

:lol::lol::lol: Why doesnt that surprise me!

Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1987-RENAULT-11-T ... 3cb85d7741

Price: £500.00 Buy it now

 

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Modified-Jaguar-X ... 2311191170

The price in this listing is for the car completed and on the road MOT'd and street legal,this listing is for the contract to buy the car with a payment plan of £2695 deposit followed by 3 monthly payments of £1000 pcm with a completion time of 14 weeks from deposit to drive away,
Luxobarges_Are_Us Rank: Renault 16

Luxobarges_Are_Us

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If that Granada could be plate-raped, it would make an excellent, very cost-effective acquisition.

tonedepear Rank: Citroen Ami

tonedepear

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Some shite round my way

 

Glorious 416 Tourer £235 with a day left

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1997-ROVER-416-TOURER-GREEN-/280681261418?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4159e8296a

 

£325 Cav

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1995-Vauxhall-Opel-Cavalier-GLS-1998cc-Petrol-/300560645756?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item45facf7e7c

 

£180 (reserve not met) - crusty but not completely chavved to fuck SR.

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1988-VAUXHALL-NOVA-SR-RED-STOLEN-RECOVERED-SALVAGE-/150610407170?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2311146f02

 

£400 Rialto Van

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1988-RELIANT-RIALTO-VAN-BLUE-/270753289332?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3f0a275474

 

Metro with a towar

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Silver-Rover-Metro-/140555302897?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item20b9bfb7f1

 

Beautifully presented £200 Merc with 2 days left

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/mercedes-/270753050294?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3f0a23aeb6

 

Non running 99 £165 with 2 days left

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/SAAB-99-GL-1979-2-DOOR-LOW-MILEAGE-IDEAL-SMALL-PROJECT-/260787003803?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3cb81de19b

 

And this one just for giggles

£300 - No bids, amazingly

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/JEEP-CHEROKEE-MTFC-4X4-OFF-ROAD-/170642728568?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item27bb196678

retrogeezer Rank: Renault 16

retrogeezer

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I personally wouldn't touch a Mk3...

 

:lol:

 

Me neither...!

mattblack Rank: Citroen Ami

mattblack

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SHIT. THE. BED.

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/FORD-GRANADA-2-5- ... 27bb31b976

 

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please note this car is not open to bids or negotiation,so please dont make offers etc it is 6000 pounds and thats it,thank you

 

SO THE FIRST BID WILL BUY THE CAR,I WILL END THE ITEM TO THE FIRST BIDDER

 

 

Is the concept of an 'auction' really that hard to grasp?

Luxobarges_Are_Us Rank: Renault 16

Luxobarges_Are_Us

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are you going to be bidding on the 282 then? :D

I wonder what sort of TLC it needs...

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Christ on a bike, what a fugging hideous heap of junk that is.

 

Right, the seller of this vehicle is quite clearly a) mental and B) a prime candidate to join Autoshite. Lobbing three large at a Maestro van deserves a massive amount of kudos....

 

http://www.swapz.co.uk/swapz/1877089/co ... campervan/

 

I'm itching to see the '£500 of new wheels and tyres' like.

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