Ebay Tat Volume 2 - Sadly deceased.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/FORD-CORTINA-1600-XL-BROWN-/270753306123

 

Bring a few spanners when you come to collect:

 

[Alexg]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1988-VAUXHALL-CAV ... 33682da195

 

REAR ARCHS HAVE BEEN RAPAIRED WITH NEW METAL AND THEN SMOOTHED OVER WITH FILLER AND THEN PAINTED THO NOT QUITE THE RIGHT COLOUR

 

Yeah, the colour ruins what is otherwise a good job

 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1976-LOTUS-ELITE-RED-/180673877194

 

YES! The archetypal shite sportscar garden ornament!!! Just needs to be half-covered with a cat piss tarp and have an old fridge beside it to have all the boxes ticked.

[Timewaster]

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1988-VAUXHALL-CAV ... 33682da195

 

REAR ARCHS HAVE BEEN RAPAIRED BY A BLIND MAN WITH A BUCKET OF WOB AND A TROWEL AND THEN HAND PAINTED WITH A YARD BRUSH

 

Yeah, the colour ruins what is otherwise a good job

 

efa

[BMC Dan]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1966-VAUXHALL-VIC ... 3f0a5d4a09

 

[boobydoo]

That Victor estate is lovely. Well worth the £2995 BIN price in my opinion.....a dealer would £4995 that, easy. I really don't know why people who are serious, ponce about bidding when there is a perfectly reasonable BIN price...where will you find another?

 

Also the seller uses the word 'capacious' in his description. You can tell he's proper.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

I'd rather sit in a bath of tramps piss for a few days than travel round in one of these Rocsta jeeps.

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Asia-Motors-Rocksta-DX-Jeep-project-spares-repair-/120730408411

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/bmw-316E-moddified-/260791985853

 

Impossible not to think of this daft bint immediately:

 

 

HOLES FOR 7" DVD SCREENS IN ALL 4 DOORS

 

Tellys in the doors eh? I bet its really comfortable to sit and watch those.

 

THE CAR HAS NO TAX OR TEST DUE TO BEEN OFF THE ROAD I DONT NO WHAT IT WOULD NEED FOR THE MOT

 

How totally predictable!

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/PEUGEOT-206-1-1-3-DOOR-HATCHBACK-PROJECT-CAR-BODY-KIT-/300561051801

 

IT HAS BEEN ESTIMATED THAT A FEW THOUSAND HAS ALREADY BEEN SPENT ON THE BODY KIT.

 

OH aye, a few thousand of these perhaps:

 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1991-2-0-MAZDA-626-GLX-EXECUTIVE-MANUAL-PETROL-BARGAIN-/360365729325

 

Looks nice, supa rare these nowadays I reckon. £395 BIN

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Bedford-TK-Vintage-converted-motorhome-/230623848261

 

Check this out, it appears to have proper house windows!!!

 

To be fair I would be happy enough living in here.

 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Bedford-CF-2-3-L-1-COMPANY-OWNER-NEW-MINT-25K-ONLY-/120726861196

 

WOW, thats ace!!!!!

 

 

But:

 

Classified ad price: £9,991.00

[Mr_Bo11ox]

This one's almost as nice:

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Bedford-CF-Van-Only-1-Owner-New-/300561918600

 

Current bid: £600.00 [ 1 bid]

[trigger]

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C229727#

 

Chuffin Hell!, GTi Auto with mot until October for £350 ono, Be quick lads!

[trigger]

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C229675#

 

There's not many details in the ad like but a 1 owner from new with "valuable number plate" for £550 ono

[Alexg]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1985-BEDFORD-MULT ... 27bb677925

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1978-MORRIS-MARIN ... 3368336e9b

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1983-AUSTIN-METRO ... 4aab9717fd

[CreepingJesus]

Tidy 405

 

Just what I might be looking for...

 

Easy save?

 

Felicitous!

 

Lancer anyone? 20-odd mins. Still cheap.

[Guest]

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C229727#

 

Chuffin Hell!, GTi Auto with mot until October for £350 ono, Be quick lads!

 

Oh dear Lord.

[KruJoe]

Bargain of the week Fo Sho.

 

Can ANYONE tell me how to discover the (approximate) location from an Autotrader ad? Trader sucks. Rather important information is it not? I'm not going to log in, then search again for every ad, just to be told the distance from me.

I couldn't give a toss what its wheelbase is, or how high it is, I just need to know WHERE! FFS how hard can it be?!

Gone are the days when you could ask Jeeves what area the STD code is.

[Cavcraft]

It's all in the drop down boxes at the top of the page Joe. I think you can set your location then everything comes up with the distance 'twixt you and vendor.

 

If that 505 is there by the end of the week I'll eat my hat. It's got 'Nigeria' written all over it and I bet it'd export for more than the asking price too.

[Pete-M]

 

Chuffin Hell!, GTi Auto with mot until October for £350 ono, Be quick lads!

 

Oh dear Lord.

 

You SO nearly got a phone call, Jon.... "Gimme a lift..."

[CreepingJesus]

CVT Fiesta? Must be a proper rarity, surely?

 

Some strange old car; if only there was a website, or somesuch, where some people liked these kind of things. Any ideas? Might have to start one myself...

[Rusty Pelican]

Well at least the starts cheap

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Clan-Crusader-Bod ... 500wt_1156

[warren t claim]

 

Yes it's a Dedra with a fresh MOT for £450.

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-moto ... n/80995975

 

Sorry if this is a repost

[KruJoe]

 

I'd almost forgotten how much these look like Primeras at the back. Also enjoying the Cav lights on the TVR!

What's the green thing?

[Alexg]

THIS LOOKS GREAT!

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1991-ROVER-214-SI ... 43a7667393

[Alexg]

Holy Shit!!!!

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1967-TOYOTA-CORON ... 43a7670754

[CIH]

Wow that blue Rover is CLEAN. Bet that wold be frickin awesme to blezz about in.

[Alexg]

Look at the state of this!

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/FORD-GRANADA-GHIA ... 3a668ac097

 

IF IT FAILS TO MAKE £500.00 THEN I WILL KEEP THE DOORS AND FRONT WINGS

 

Sounds like you are mental

[wuvvum]

What's the green thing?

Boat tail Alfa Spider, innit?