The grumpy thread

[Guest]

I knew singing the praises of Footman James was going to come back and bite me in the arse. Incidentally LBAU, they would have quoted you on that 605 and given you a discount if you were a member of the Peugeot Owners' Club.

 

I've been trying to get the 305 covered for tomorrow. I've been trying them all day, and I mean all day, and couldn't get through. Today was the only day that I had enough time to get it sorted, as I knew it would take ages. Their quote thing was hopeless as well - it didn't recognise the model type or registration. Had to go with another form of temporary cover. So long as the damn thing shows up on askmid, I don't care. I'll try FJ again on Monday.

[Tayne]

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[Cavcraft]

Best way to attract flange is by getting pissed and sitting at the table at the foot of the stairs that lead to the bogs in your local. That way if you don't cop off you can get a good view of their arse.

[Guest]

Best way to attract flange is by getting pissed and sitting at the table at the foot of the stairs that lead to the bogs in your local. That way if you don't cop off you can get a good view of their arse.

 

MM5 Quote :

 

'GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL'

[The Moog]

Flat in my block caught fire. Been evacuated this evening . Not quite sure what happened but 4 hours later we are allowed back in and there are still 3 engines out side.

 

Whole place reeks. We had thick smoke in the flat. It is going to make everything stink as well

 

Not quite sure if any of this is covered on house insurance

[eddyramrod]

Not quite sure if any of this is covered on house insurance

 

If there's a way to avoid paying you, they'll find it... bummer though, it happened to me when I lived in a flat years ago. Fortunately not much damage even to the flat that had the fire. Best of luck with it.

[The Moog]

As it is rented I am not that bothered. Stinks of burnt plastic in here and not a nice smell. Not like a toasty bonfire smell!

[eddyramrod]

Mine was a rental too. Trouble is, the smell gets in all your stuff, and stays for ages.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

get new stuff.

[Guest]

THE BIRDS

Watanabesoddysee, I reckon what you need to do is be a bit more uncool and ridiculous. Seriously now! I tried to pretend to be faintly normal in front of birds and it never worked. Yet if I stroll around town in an arrogant fashion, dressed a bit like one of the council employees from Threads, there are substantial gains from the "HOT MILF" demographic. Sort it out!

[eddyramrod]

get new stuff.

 

Fuck no! The reason one has old stuff is because it's better than new. "Shite" doesn't just have to apply to your car, you know! I have some really old stuff that I'm rather fond of, and I'm quite certain others have too. New stuff indeed, are you made of money?

[Mr_Bo11ox]

get different stuff.

[eddyramrod]

I have some really old stuff that I'm rather fond of

 

How is "different stuff" an improvement on "stuff I'm fond of" and especially, how will getting "different stuff" not involve something resembling a domestic-stuff-based scrappage scam, costing the consumer a bucket of money for no discernible benefit?

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Your existing stuff is fucked thanks to your neighbour setting his house ablaze. I suggest getting some new stuff. You dont want new stuff cos new stuff is not as good as old stuff. i suggets getting different stuff, not necessarily new stuff but stuff different to your own existing stuff in that it does not stink of fire. What is the problem.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

[TimothyClaypole]

Looking for a lady?

 

You need to follow the Autoshite code and look for a bargain abroad instead of expensive ones here, they maybe left hand drive but you get used to it.

[Luxobarges_Are_Us]

I knew singing the praises of Footman James was going to come back and bite me in the arse. Incidentally LBAU, they would have quoted you on that 605 and given you a discount if you were a member of the Peugeot Owners' Club.

 

Only checked the thread now, and saw the bit about the owners' club. I've had a look at their website, and they do seem a bit cocky- not quite like Volvo OC or the ORIGANAL CORTINA MK158 CLUB, but still not very friendly. Have you had any experience with them- is it worth joining, or will I just get a 10 pound insurance discount after having spent 25 quid on a bunch of freaks who will make fun of me because my car will be OMG MODDED (autogas conversion)??

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

Just taxed my car, and this years disc is BLUE.

 

 

Last year's was red and matched my black and red engine. Now I have to repaint my engine. THANKS DVLA.

[Guest]

I knew singing the praises of Footman James was going to come back and bite me in the arse. Incidentally LBAU, they would have quoted you on that 605 and given you a discount if you were a member of the Peugeot Owners' Club.

 

Only checked the thread now, and saw the bit about the owners' club. I've had a look at their website, and they do seem a bit cocky- not quite like Volvo OC or the ORIGANAL CORTINA MK158 CLUB, but still not very friendly. Have you had any experience with them- is it worth joining, or will I just get a 10 pound insurance discount after having spent 25 quid on a bunch of freaks who will make fun of me because my car will be OMG MODDED (autogas conversion)??

 

Not sure, they didn't give me a massive discount (£12.50) being a VOC member for the 480 \ Amazon but they are scripted to ask you if \ when you get through. It has to be on an 'approved' list they have as well, they argued that the IPTOC wasn't an official club when I had my Piazza. I told Clive and he laughed his arse off.........

 

The OC will be useful for bits and technical know how. Just try not to let forum politics \ e-idiocy \ photo competitions get you down. The VOC forum has been destroyed and rebuilt because of the former once before. Amongst the defamation cases and 'disaffected members' enmity, I think we ended up with a better forum.

 

But that mong from London still posts on it, and never reads anything I write when have stuff up for sale.

 

If you want some feedback on the Peugeot OC, it might be worth PMing Dieselnutjob (Phil). He has a 604 and I *think* he's a member.

[CreepingJesus]

Bollocks. It's raining cats and dogs, and I was going to do Meg's hub in the morning.

[Barry Cade]

Bollocks. It's raining cats and dogs, and I was going to do Meg's hub in the morning.

 

Funder and lightening here- just walked home from the Leigion in it, after falling about laughing at various MILFs dancing round a curly headed bloke who seemingly had a Lexus in the car park,when all the locals know it belongs to the Indian restaurant ownr next door. Saw a Mk1 Fezza supersport on the long wet walk home too, would have snapped it but was listening to KC and the sunshine band on me phone,and tipsy fingers were too fumbled to press Nokia .Arse. Guiness-Yum. Ams i old?

[Station]

I'm setting off tomorrow at 6am and will be on the plane for 28 hours with a 2 hour stop over, that's far too long, not looking forward to it!

[Cavcraft]

Sat in all sodding morning waiting for a lift from someone to a couple of places to collect cars and he's gone out somewhere. Just about to walk the six miles or so to get one of them and it's started pissing down.

[CreepingJesus]

Bollocks. It's raining cats and dogs, and I was going to do Meg's hub in the morning.

 

Funder and lightening here- just walked home from the Leigion in it, after falling about laughing at various MILFs dancing round a curly headed bloke who seemingly had a Lexus in the car park,when all the locals know it belongs to the Indian restaurant ownr next door. Saw a Mk1 Fezza supersport on the long wet walk home too, would have snapped it but was listening to KC and the sunshine band on me phone,and tipsy fingers were too fumbled to press Nokia .Arse. Guiness-Yum. Ams i old?

 

Only as old as you feel, squire, etc! You did leave yourself a fair old trek, did the beer scooter come out to play? Wonder if it's possible to get the beer goggles for autoshite?

[Station]

Spent all day trying to sync my Ipod up using that monstrously fucking god-awful ITunes (no other software does videos), to discover it's wiped it for the third time. What kind of retard uses this piece of shit? Or in fact designs it? 15,000 songs and 30 videos, that's another hour trying to use it.

Apple users are fucking morons who love being taken up the arse.

[Des]

I got an ipod as a present a few years ago, I managed about half an hour of the itunes abortion taking the piss out of me before I threw it in a drawer where it can rot, ipods are a good example of marketing in its most sinister form.

[retrogeezer]

I'm setting off tomorrow at 6am and will be on the plane for 28 hours with a 2 hour stop over, that's far too long, not looking forward to it!

 

 

Good luck with the trip/future....hope it all goes well.

[retrogeezer]

spent a couple of hours cleaning the Bluey ready for Chumley tomorrow, well I say spent but I actually mean wasted coz now it is pissing down.

Well, it did look nice anyway:

 

 

[seth]

Our perfect property has just come on the market. Only a little 2 bed place but theres a newly built annexe in the decent sized garden that would make a perfect room for my work and a two car garage with off street parking (behind a gate off an access road) for about 3 more cars. Its not very far from where we are now and we walk past it often. Anyone got £650,000 to spare? Either that or could you please orchestrate a housing price crash. Cheers.

[Albert Ross]

£650K??????!!!!!

Fuck me you could probably buy our street and all the cars in it for that! In fact, make me an offer!