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Louise2cv Rank: Renault 16

Louise2cv

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What about the twitter feed?

 

Is he an eccentric Richard?

 

(Confused of Worcester.).

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scaryoldcortina Rank: Lancia Gamma

scaryoldcortina

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Sure you didn't mean to put that in the grin thread? It reads like a well-executed parody of... well, any generic far-right nutter, tbh. 

 

Yeah, I'm sure. If it's a parody, it's a very subtle one that reads exactly like a far-right nutcase screaming at an empty room.

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MrDuke Rank: Renault 16

MrDuke

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On a totally unrelated* and random* topic, I'm not sure whether the Nazis were aware of the Autistic spectrum, but I'm fairly positive that potential high-scorers would have found life deeply unpleasant under their rule. 

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scaryoldcortina Rank: Lancia Gamma

scaryoldcortina

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Believe it or not, Dr Hans Asperger identified his syndrome in Germany in 1944.

Lacquer Peel Rank: Talbot Tagora

Lacquer Peel

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Bow down to his superior intellect and education. Marvel as he takes a discussion about firewood personally.

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MrDuke Rank: Renault 16

MrDuke

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He can't reveal his identity on teh internetz, because then the NSA would swoop down upon him with everything they have and make him Disappear. I mean, just look at that blog, they must be quaking in terrified rage at his seditious incitements to global revolution.

 

On the other hand, not knowing who he is could just be another indicator of how intellectually sub-normal we all are.

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Louise2cv Rank: Renault 16

Louise2cv

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I must apologise for troll poking. Sometimes I can't help myself. I will stop now.

 

Big sorry everyone.

bub2006 Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

bub2006

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Uncertain. He reminds many of Eccentric Richard, who was before your time, bub.

 

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Thanks mate,just seems an arse if I'm brutally honest.
bub2006 Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

bub2006

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I must apologise for troll poking. Sometimes I can't help myself. I will stop now.

 

Big sorry everyone.

Poking has got me in trouble in the past,don't worry about it. I'm just enjoying the show!
MrDuke Rank: Renault 16

MrDuke

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NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!  He's gone!

 

 

Unless, of course, Trigger is actually working for the CIA in their efforts to silence him?

UmBongo Rank: Renault 16

UmBongo

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I'm very grumpy because of Old_Fart's ban.

 

Can he be reinstated as a legendary member, something akin to 'The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame'?

Tayne Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Tayne

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Unless, of course, Trigger is actually working for the CIA in their efforts to silence him?

 

 

They're playing a long game aren't they?

 

Train some guy as a car body worker in Ipswich, getting him onto the cranes, have him scan 25,000 vintage road tests, fix a few old cars, de-dent his neighbours Audi and all so he can zap some nutter on a website about shit old cars.

andy18s Rank: Lancia Gamma

andy18s

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They're playing a long game aren't they?

 

Train some guy as a car body worker in Ipswich, getting him onto the cranes, have him scan 25,000 vintage road tests, fix a few old cars, de-dent his neighbours Audi and all so he can zap some nutter on a website about shit old cars.

Sounds like 1 hell of a mini-series,on Dave naturally. .......

 

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Tayne Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Tayne

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Sounds like 1 hell of a mini-series,on Dave naturally. .......

 

Sent from my SM-G920F using Tapatalk

 

 

Struggling to figure out who would play Trigger though...

 

 

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trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

trigger

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Yep Panhard was a slight error, I'm not even sure what happened there but it's sorted now.

 

I had to LOLZ at that Tayne, you're probably not too far from the truth!

vulgalour Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

vulgalour

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Our fucking landlord needs to get in the fucking sea.

 

We need one piece of paperwork from him.  ONE.  Then we can move house.  This is all over the drain we had to pay to get sorted which he then refused to fix properly.  Because he won't provide the information about it to ANYONE, even the letting agent he uses, our application is completely stuck.  It means it looks like we didn't pay full rent one month even though we did and that puts a black mark against you as a tenant, particularly when you're self-employed low income.  What we did was pay for the repair and the landlord, after some persuasion, agreed we could pay the outstanding balance only for that month.  He originally wanted us to pay for the repair (above £100) and then the rent and trust him to pay us back which we knew he wouldn't.

 

There's a To Let board on the outside of the house now, our notice to end the tenancy has been given - we didn't want to do this until we knew the new house was a go, but it was decided for us anyway - and we're stuck in this really stressful limbo, living half out of boxes and entirely at the mercy of letting agents and a landlord who I wouldn't encourage someone else to piss on if he was on fire.

 

This landlord has been an arsehole from day one.  Never, ever, ever rent from P and M Properties in Darlington, his properties are provided through iAM letting agent (who are, on the whole, okay).  I'm ridiculously angry about this situation now and grateful that Mike has been doing the phonecalls and e-mails so I don't completely lose my rag at whomever I have to speak to and scupper all our chances of moving.

 

Combine this with a 72 hour week last week and it's a wonder I haven't ended up with some sort of medical emergency.

The Moog Rank: Talbot Tagora

The Moog

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Small grump but my work wants me to know my leave plans up to September next year.

 

I don't know what the flip I am doing. Normally they get a months notice and only if it fits with them. If we are busy then I don't go.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Tell them your wife works for the NHS and won't know what holidays she's getting until January, so you'll tell them then.

 

If you aren't getting a holiday unless it suits them then just ramp up the sick leave until you find something else and give them 20 seconds notice.

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Clanger Rank: BL Wedge

Clanger

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Trust me, you need brains to be in the CIA, they would be shit out of luck with me!

That's what they want us to think... you are Jason Bourne AICMFP

scaryoldcortina Rank: Lancia Gamma

scaryoldcortina

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Yeah, that sounds useful. I should have asked them to deal with the 5Gb logfile that was choking my daughter's laptop to death last week. Turned out that it wasn't covert survaillance but in fact update manager had shit itself and got stuck in an error loop of doom.

 

I wonder what his next blog post will be about....

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