The grumpy thread

[Cavcraft]

Still this one for me....

 

Yo shittin me man?

She only went round in a helicopter because there wasn't enough room in a minibus for her MASSIF 4RSE.

[Father Ted]

Still this one for me....

 

Yo shittin me man?

She only went round in a helicopter because there wasn't enough room in a minibus for her MASSIF 4RSE.

No, SRSLY she is well fit, even now at 50.

[pogweasel]

AUTOSHITE INSTANT FONE CHAT HOT WIMMIN SERVICE:

For "barely legals", text NONCE to 34777

For "50 plus", text A.RICE to 34777

etc.

[Hudsonpie]

Fucking annoying though...I imagine everything she does would be against the clock, flitting here and there........not bad for fifty though.....

[Mr_Bo11ox]

AUTOSHITE INSTANT FONE CHAT HOT WIMMIN SERVICE:

For "barely legals", text NONCE to 34777

For "50 plus", text A.RICE to 34777

etc.

LOL!

 

'Hold onto my Horse..... While I do this Ironing' 0906 4357898

 

'Housewife Warehouse! Pile of noisy bitchs 4U!!!' 0906 4357897

 

'Bisexual underage grandmother wants to make you tea' 0906 4357896

[Hudsonpie]

Just showed all this to my missus before she fucks off to bed.....she thinks I'm a twat....

[pogweasel]

ROFFLEZ. During my extended "Travelodge" incarceration last month I saw loads of that crappola on 5am telly, I have to say I find it very depressing, some barely-clothed child-abuse victim making angry faces whilst rubbing herself and talking to an unknown perv on a phone whilst cheezy house music is piped over the top. It was possibly the least sexually exciting thing I have ever seen, You life has to be truly, truly indescribably dreadful to actually phone or text those things.

[Cavcraft]

ROFFLEZ. During my extended "Travelodge" incarceration last month I saw loads of that crappola on 5am telly, I have to say I find it very depressing, some barely-clothed child-abuse victim making angry faces whilst rubbing herself and talking to an unknown perv on a phone whilst cheezy house music is piped over the top. It was possibly the least sexually exciting thing I have ever seen, You life has to be truly, truly indescribably dreadful to actually phone or text those things.

It's ok to watch though in a sort of 'missus works nights, kids are catching Zs and it helps me sleep' way? Erm in the earlier days tt was ace fun texting in and getting them to say random things. My mate got pulled over by some Hitler of a copper once so we kep texting this bird and getting her to say 'Tell ***** I''m sorry from big fat Constable ******'. The look on various WELL FIT BIRDS faces was always something to behold as they read the messages out!

[Hudsonpie]

One minute to go......you can let off those stupid fireworks NOW you silly cunt....oh wait what can I hear........Happy new year everybody....

[Cavcraft]

Bif of a sad one but RIP my missus's grandad who died yesterday aged 95.

[Hudsonpie]

RIP Cavettes missuses gramps.....95s a good run....my missuses grand father passed last month......RIP Bob...Still got another hour of bastard fireworks yet.....great....

[CIH]

Imagine the scene;You work in a "garage", the place is closed at 1pm for new year's eve and you've been in the pub next door for about 2 hours. Some guy shows up in the pub demanding why it's closed as it's a normal working day and he has a puncture. You suggest he make use of his spare wheel..........and the guy has an absolute hissey fit; "how dare you! HOW DARE YOU!!" etcSeriously, WTF ? like someone had accused his mother of various heinous anal sex acts or something.I hate people who say "normal working day" too. The palce only closes 3 days a year and you begrudge me an early finish new years eve ? fuck off.

[Cavcraft]

You should have got someone to keep him talking then nipped outside and let his other tyres down.

[Rusty Pelican]

Imagine the scene;

 

You work in a "garage", the place is closed at 1pm for new year's eve and you've been in the pub next door for about 2 hours. Some guy shows up in the pub demanding why it's closed as it's a normal working day and he has a puncture. You suggest he make use of his spare wheel..........and the guy has an absolute hissey fit; "how dare you! HOW DARE YOU!!" etc

Seriously, WTF ? like someone had accused his mother of various heinous anal sex acts or something.

 

I hate people who say "normal working day" too. The palce only closes 3 days a year and you begrudge me an early finish new years eve ? fuck off.

What a twat , makes me really angry this " i ordered it 5 minuites ago , why didnt i get it yesterday / drop everything for ME attitude , fuck em all

[myglaren]

Imagine the scene;You work in a "garage", the place is closed at 1pm for new year's eve and you've been in the pub next door for about 2 hours. Some guy shows up in the pub demanding why it's closed as it's a normal working day and he has a puncture. You suggest he make use of his spare wheel..........and the guy has an absolute hissey fit; "how dare you! HOW DARE YOU!!" etcSeriously, WTF ? like someone had accused his mother of various heinous anal sex acts or something.I hate people who say "normal working day" too. The palce only closes 3 days a year and you begrudge me an early finish new years eve ? fuck off.

It is amazing how many people think that everywhere should be open all day every day just to cater for their needs.Anyone with any sense at all would have put the spare on and dropped the punctured wheel in to be collected later anyway.Idiots abound!

[brammy777]

I hate how the weekend I should have started to quit smoking has proved to be the most stressful Ive had for a while. Excellent.

[CIH]

Imagine the scene;You work in a "garage", the place is closed at 1pm for new year's eve and you've been in the pub next door for about 2 hours. Some guy shows up in the pub demanding why it's closed as it's a normal working day and he has a puncture. You suggest he make use of his spare wheel..........and the guy has an absolute hissey fit; "how dare you! HOW DARE YOU!!" etcSeriously, WTF ? like someone had accused his mother of various heinous anal sex acts or something.I hate people who say "normal working day" too. The palce only closes 3 days a year and you begrudge me an early finish new years eve ? fuck off.

It is amazing how many people think that everywhere should be open all day every day just to cater for their needs.Anyone with any sense at all would have put the spare on and dropped the punctured wheel in to be collected later anyway.Idiots abound!

I tyink some people just think of themselves as above a bit of graft. Y'know "too posh to push" mentality.

[warren t claim]

Fucking solicitors!.I used to go through life thinking I was an everyday kind of person who's only weakness was for some left-field vehicle choices.But NO!!!!According to the former Mrs Claim's solicitor I am a:DrunkenDrug addictedAbusiveHedonisticViolentUnreasonableWomanising little shit!!!!!!I feel now that maybe I should quit driving a truck for a living and instead go on the road with Motley Crue!!!!I hope you will now excuse me for quoting "8 ACE" and shouting FUCKING BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!

[Father Ted]

Fucking solicitors!.According to the former Mrs Claim's solicitor I am :DrunkenDrug addicted

I have an assessment appointment slot free on Tuesday morning.....Solicitors - twunts the lot of them. Does anyone know the law regarding bailiffs - can I twat them and stamp on their feet if they try and get in the house?

[warren t claim]

I was a bailiff!!!! Lol. Remember....If your door is locked they cannot force entry. (unless its a house repo).

[Guest]

Imagine the scene;You work in a "garage", the place is closed at 1pm for new year's eve and you've been in the pub next door for about 2 hours. Some guy shows up in the pub demanding why it's closed as it's a normal working day and he has a puncture. You suggest he make use of his spare wheel..........and the guy has an absolute hissey fit; "how dare you! HOW DARE YOU!!" etcSeriously, WTF ? like someone had accused his mother of various heinous anal sex acts or something.I hate people who say "normal working day" too. The palce only closes 3 days a year and you begrudge me an early finish new years eve ? fuck off.

It is amazing how many people think that everywhere should be open all day every day just to cater for their needs.Anyone with any sense at all would have put the spare on and dropped the punctured wheel in to be collected later anyway.Idiots abound!

I tyink some people just think of themselves as above a bit of graft. Y'know "too posh to push" mentality.

Pete, please tell me that this nob came in the Old Market Tavern and started saying this.....some of the regulars would have hammered him into the pavement.You didn't actually help him did you?

[CIH]

Imagine the scene;You work in a "garage", the place is closed at 1pm for new year's eve and you've been in the pub next door for about 2 hours. Some guy shows up in the pub demanding why it's closed as it's a normal working day and he has a puncture. You suggest he make use of his spare wheel..........and the guy has an absolute hissey fit; "how dare you! HOW DARE YOU!!" etcSeriously, WTF ? like someone had accused his mother of various heinous anal sex acts or something.I hate people who say "normal working day" too. The palce only closes 3 days a year and you begrudge me an early finish new years eve ? fuck off.

It is amazing how many people think that everywhere should be open all day every day just to cater for their needs.Anyone with any sense at all would have put the spare on and dropped the punctured wheel in to be collected later anyway.Idiots abound!

I tyink some people just think of themselves as above a bit of graft. Y'know "too posh to push" mentality.

Pete, please tell me that this nob came in the Old Market Tavern and started saying this.....some of the regulars would have hammered him into the pavement.You didn't actually help him did you?

Yeah it was the OMT but there were no regulars in at the time. We know most of 'em being next door. One of the other guys placated him and I think the car is still in the carpark.No one with a key to the place was in so couldn't do anything for him anyway.He goes to me "that's customer service" after he calmed down. I don't give a shit I'm in the pub for fuck's sake!

[myglaren]

Fucking solicitors!.

According to the former Mrs Claim's solicitor I am :

Drunken

Drug addicted

 

I have an assessment appointment slot free on Tuesday morning.....

 

Solicitors - twunts the lot of them. Does anyone know the law regarding bailiffs - can I twat them and stamp on their feet if they try and get in the house?

I'm pretty sure that they have no legal right of entry into your property unless invited - like vampires (no disrespect warren t claim).

This from the possibility that they may have attempted to remove my goods and chattels in re a dispute with my son who left this abode seven years ago.

[CortinaDave]

Fucking solicitors!.According to the former Mrs Claim's solicitor I am :DrunkenDrug addicted

Solicitors are twats, But I'd nominate former other halfs in general.The former mrs cortinadave seems to have a similar viewpoint to the former mrs claim... why do exes, having known you (and presumably quite liked you) for years suddenly take the opinion that you are more evil than say, the yorkshire ripper and refuse to be remotely reasonable about anything? Mine.. who was always perfectly nice before we split is currently trying to get me kicked out of my flat and apparently lives in fear and alarm that i may be lurking in bushes to stab her etc. Having said that, letters from solicitors are to be ignored, I wonder how much of that above was actually the former mrs claim and how much was the solicitor trying to wind you up to engineer a lengthy battle in which he can earn huge £?

[Rusty Pelican]

Taking the decorations down , even worst than putting the bloody things up , been in and out the loft 10 times so far , which is fun without a " proper " loft ladder , and why dont things that came out of the box they were supplied in go back in said box when you no longer need them ,

[254575]

another one of ebays finest hoves into view....Dear I'M SO SORRY I WONT BE ABLE TO TAKE THIS CAR BECAUSE I HAVE FAILED TO CONVINCE MY WIFE THAT THE CAR WOULD BE ENOUGH FOR US WITH THE KIDS IAM SO SORRY I WAS INTERSTED BUT MY WIFE DECLINED. HAVE A HAPPY NEW YEAR.-head>wall

[Milford Cubicle]

What was the car?

[warren t claim]

Fucking solicitors!.According to the former Mrs Claim's solicitor I am :DrunkenDrug addicted

Solicitors are twats, But I'd nominate former other halfs in general.The former mrs cortinadave seems to have a similar viewpoint to the former mrs claim... why do exes, having known you (and presumably quite liked you) for years suddenly take the opinion that you are more evil than say, the yorkshire ripper and refuse to be remotely reasonable about anything? Mine.. who was always perfectly nice before we split is currently trying to get me kicked out of my flat and apparently lives in fear and alarm that i may be lurking in bushes to stab her etc. Having said that, letters from solicitors are to be ignored, I wonder how much of that above was actually the former mrs claim and how much was the solicitor trying to wind you up to engineer a lengthy battle in which he can earn huge £?

Lets just say that the ex Mrs Claim has Liverpool's most "Infamous" solicitor acting on her behalf...

[Guest]

I'm driving a car back tomorrow and it has predicted heavy snow. Balls! That's enough to make me grumpy.

[Mike D]

I'm driving a car back tomorrow and it has predicted heavy snow. Balls! That's enough to make me grumpy.

"SNOW BRINGS MOTORING CHAOS"