Prick and collect - you RODney plonker

[cort16]

It’s really early . I think this is the earliest I’ve been in a train .

I’m off to pickup my new car which is rather exciting . Hopefully the train network doesn’t let me down . It’s not really that far but it takes fucking ages .

Nice outside though 

[gadgetgricey]

Chod Speed.

Journey looks nice so far. It's raining quite heavily down in the Midlands.

[cort16]

It’s cooler today which is good for a fat Scottish guy on the move.

Im heading for the north east . Looks like I’ve made it to Glasgow at least. Next train journey is 3.5 hours .

[cort16]

Looking forward to a Burger King breakfast but it doesn’t open until 8, my train leaves at 7.48 so have a yesterday’s sandwich from m and s

looks like  my train terminates in Penzance . Note to self don’t fall asleep.

[Jamie]

320si?

[cort16]

17 minutes ago, jamiechod said:

320si?

No, although I was looking .

this train smells a bit like bums

[skattrd]

48 minutes ago, cort16 said:

….. . Next train journey is 3.5 hours .

Urgh … 

Is this the boxy thing you posted about a few days back?

[cort16]

More blobby than boxy but I have mentioned it. It’s not off the liability thread.

[dome]

Chodspeed!

Big Merc?

[cort16]

I’ve eaten all my fruit pastels already and I’m not even at Edinburgh .

[SRi05]

1 minute ago, cort16 said:

I’ve eaten all my fruit pastels already and I’m not even at Edinburgh .

I bought a meal deal from WH Smiths for the drive home, already scoffed it waiting on the train. #fatguyproblems 

[320touring]

Ooh, I helped* with this one:)

 

Good luck chap!

[cort16]

You did indeed I’ll be cursing your name when I’m broken down on the m74 ?

[cort16]

8 minutes ago, dome said:

Chodspeed!

Big Merc?

No it’s not German well at least the manfacturer isn’t German .

[cort16]

Edinburgh. Good news is you can get food after Edinburgh so I might be able to replenish my fruit pastels.

[cort16]

Berwick upon the tweed . This is the tweed .

Ive wee’d in the Tweed . When I need I my heed says the pee is better free’d .

yes im getting bored now 

 

[cort16]

This train line app is clever . That change at Darlington is going to be tight

 

[chompy_snake]

If you are off to Thornaby and getting a car. My suggestion would be that you are going to be fetching a sort of blob like motor that goes Brum using dead dinosaurs dispensed from a black pump .... And it may as well be a German car (except for the badge).

[320touring]

3 minutes ago, chompy_snake said:

If you are off to Thornaby and getting a car. My suggestion would be that you are going to be fetching a sort of blob like motor that goes Brum using dead dinosaurs dispensed from a black pump .... And it may as well be a German car (except for the badge).

If he achieves that I'll be astonished;)

 

Assuming that Thornaby ain't the most salubrious of locales?

[chompy_snake]

Certainly not .... Unless a Chicken Parmo is a healthy thing?

Pleasant enough though if most of the locals are avoided lol

[320touring]

I intend to sample said delicacy on the morrow..

[loserone]

Thornaby is fine, it's actually where my 305 wings came from. 

[chompy_snake]

1 minute ago, 320touring said:

I intend to sample said delicacy on the morrow..

I always found if you got the ones with pepperoni and such they were much better ??

[loserone]

1 minute ago, 320touring said:

I intend to sample said delicacy on the morrow..

Don't think the A68 cafe will do them, you'll have to head a bit further south for tea if you want that before heading home.

 

Might be game for that though.

[cort16]

What’s a chicken parmo? Do I want to know?

this train seems to be defying its natural instincts and is in time

[loserone]

Oh, I should have waved 5 minutes ago!

[cort16]

I’m on one of those weird bus trains . Thornaby here I come 

[Jim Bell]

15 minutes ago, cort16 said:

What’s a chicken parmo? Do I want to know?

this train seems to be defying its natural instincts and is in time

It's like a pizza but instead of bread as a base, you use a chicken hammered flat. With beshamel sauce. 

[cort16]

New castle international airport

[chaseracer]

39 minutes ago, 320touring said:

I intend to sample said delicacy on the morrow..

Enjoy!

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