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Buick Park Avenue for sale - 7 tickets left


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Very disappointed to see new member Bstard hasn't bought a ticket, so I'll buy him one - gis a random.  Has this sold enough tickets to roffle tomorrow?

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I would love to win this, as embarrassingly, I have yet to own an American motor car.

So despite the fair wife's protestations, (although she appears to have fallen asleep at the moment),

I shall purchase another random ticket in her name - Jacqueline.

 

If anyone would like to see the raffle sell out promptly at the expense of landing me in utter, up to the fucking neck style shit...

You are more than welcome if not positively encouraged to buy tickets and allocate them to my wife,

Who will just love her daily commute in a thirsty left hooker!

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^^ I know! I have an illness...... I need to valet. I can't help it :)

 

Sounds like you need to buy another ticket or two.  You'll be retired soon, you'll have all the time in the world to fettle it to your heart's content. :)

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The list on p. 2 is indeed up to date, but I'll past it here for ease of reference.

 

1. Junkman
2. eddyramrod
3. RobT
4.
5. colc
6. Junkman
7. Junkman
8.
9. Jacqueline (Mrs Barefoot)
10. Andyrew
11. R9UKE
12. RobT
13. Semi-C
14. Fat_Pirate
15. jonathan_dyane
16. eddyramrod
17. PBK
18. Sealtainn
19. NorfolkNWeigh
20. Junkman
21. meshking obo RobT
22. RobT
23. Semi-C
24. Schaefft obo loserone
25.
26. Spartacus
27.
28. gadgetgricey
29. Jim Bell
30. flat4alfa
31. barefoot
32. Jim Bell obo Junkman
33. Flat4
34. barmatt
35.
36. TheDoctor
37. Junkwoman
38. Sealtainn
39. Dan_ZTT
40. MorrisItalSLX obo Junkman
41.
42. eddyramrod
43. loserone obo GeordieInExile
44. gadgetgricey
45. TheDoctor
46. Fat_Pirate
47. Schaefft
48. Semi-C
49. Alanism
50. Conor (scaryoldcortina's lad)
51. GeordieInExile
52. Brodders
53. Fat_Pirate
54.
55. Junkman
56. flat4alfa
57. colc
58. stephen01
59. Andyrew

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Upon waking up this morning I had an unsettling flashback that, last night, in a state of almost catatonic masochism,I had done something truly horrifying and disadvantageous to my future self.

 

Following some internet history trawling (in itself, a harrowing experience) it was to this thread that I was lead.

 

Imagine the waves of relief that almost drowned me when I discovered the ticket I had sought to buy had been claimed by another rinky dink sociopath.

 

Please may I have number 41 instead?

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Only 7 tickets left - a couple more and this can be drawn tonight, and then you too could be enjoying this view from your bedroom window.

 

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Unless you live in a bungalow obvs, in which case you'd have to climb up onto the roof.  But it'd be worth it.

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I told the Junkwoman about the conspiracy against me and she had a laugh and then said she is buying me a ticket, too.

 

I just can't lose.

You can always just dump it here....

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I am torn between chancing my arm on a ticket as I have a spare insurance policy and the fuel bill to get the cunt up here from that far south.

 

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I am torn between chancing my arm on a ticket as I have a spare insurance policy and the fuel bill to get the cunt up here from that far south.

 

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You know you want to.  You know you should!

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You know you want to. You know you should!

You're not helping Eddy. It's my birthday today too. SAKE.

 

Also you missed "Save fuel by dropping the Buick (and a Spitfire) in Barrow on the way north... " ;)

 

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I'm surprised this didn't sell out in minutes.  The look on my neighbours face if I was to park this next to his immaculate Tiguan is worth a tenner alone (plus the £300 I need to set aside to get it back to Northern Ireland).   Winging my wonga imminently. 

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Only 7 tickets left - a couple more and this can be drawn tonight, and then you too could be enjoying this view from your bedroom window.

 

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Unless you live in a bungalow obvs, in which case you'd have to climb up onto the roof.  But it'd be worth it.

 

What a sight. If anyone is worried about the missing chrome trim, I should still be able to source it in Germany or NL if needed, would save a lot when it comes to shipping costs. That applies to many other non-wear items as well. Its not exactly a struggle to keep these on the road with a minimum of dedication.

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Upon waking up this morning I had an unsettling flashback that, last night, in a state of almost catatonic masochism,I had done something truly horrifying and disadvantageous to my future self.

 

Following some internet history trawling (in itself, a harrowing experience) it was to this thread that I was lead.

 

Imagine the waves of relief that almost drowned me when I discovered the ticket I had sought to buy had been claimed by another rinky dink sociopath.

 

Please may I have number 41 instead?

 

No, that was me being a f*ckwit and getting confused between two shiters who have pink cartoon felines as their avatars.  Long day yesterday.  You have #48.

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I am torn between chancing my arm on a ticket as I have a spare insurance policy and the fuel bill to get the cunt up here from that far south.

 

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If you take it easy it's barely less economical on a run than a Volvo.

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No, that was me being a f*ckwit and getting confused between two shiters who have pink cartoon felines as their avatars.  Long day yesterday.  You have #48.

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OUTSPAN!!

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