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brickwall Rank: Lancia Gamma

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That Monza looks so brittle. I dare not breath on it for fear it would blow a way in to the distance.

saucedoctor Rank: Renault 16

saucedoctor

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That wee Kia is a megabarg. They drive alright too.

EssDeeWon Rank: Renault 16

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Stop the press.  This is by some measure the most miserably dreary and depressing thing you will see today.  It brings clouds on sunny days.  It is the essence of grey.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2002-52-KIA-MENTOR-1-6-4-DOOR-TRADE-CLEARANCE-CAR-/271406889307?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3f311c795b

 

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You should never judge a car by its wheel trimz and zip ties but I make an exception here!!

vulgalour Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Phwoar, that Sherpa's a bit of alright, I'd happily tool about in that.  It's basically a bigger, wobblier Princess that can carry long things at any rate.... well... it has the same engine.  Probably.  I like manky green pick-ups covered in green is what I'm trying to say.

Jim Bergerac Rank: Renault 16

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Metro City

 

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A little known fact is that, due to low MG6 demand the Longbridge factory has started to build Metros again... Well that has to be the only explanation for the number of low mile mint ones that keep popping up

RedSparrow Rank: Renault 16

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Metro City

 

 

 

A little known fact is that, due to low MG6 demand the Longbridge factory has started to build Metros again... Well that has to be the only explanation for the number of low mile mint ones that keep popping up

 

They'd probably sell better.

NorfolkNWeigh Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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You could get mk2 RS's in some very AS colours Cordoba Beige,Tuscan beige (which was I think more terracotta) dodgy dull blues and greens etc

In fact a beige non-Custom,ie no glove box or clock,steel wheels and normal 1.3 L seats would be the ideal Autoshiters performance car , if we weren't so snobbish towards 'scene '.

That and the fact a nice one would command £15/20k and be worth more than a signal green Custom with tints and chocolate fishnets .

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cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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I think these kind of adverts are my favourite ones as they start out really positive before getting to the crux of the matter, which is of course that it's totally pumped.

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SOMEBODY IS GOING TO GET A VERY CHEAP CAR!

MOT IS OUT ON FRIDAY BUT IS TAXED TILL END APRIL (SEE PIC).

 

 

 

 

AS YOU WOULD EXPECT AT THIS PRICE WORK IS NEEDED FOR MOT;

READING FROM ADVISORIES SOME CORRODING TO BOTH SILLS,BOTH FRONT VELOCITY GAITERS NEED REPLACING,FRONT TYRES ARE BORDER LINE

 

 

SLIGHT FRONT EXHAUST LEAK AND A CORRODED FUEL PIPE.

 

 

STARTS FIRST TIME BUT OIL LIGHT STAYS ON AND FLICKERS

 

 

WONT GO ABOVE 2ND GEAR FOR A FEW MINS TILL ITS WARM THEN OIL LIGHT GOES OFF

 

Oh FFS man bridge it!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2002-HYUNDAI-SONATA-CDX-AUTO-LOVELY-CAR-NO-RESERVE-/191075156434?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2c7cf781d2

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