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1996 Ford Escort 1.6 Cabaret Limited Edition Hatchback 5dr Petrol Manual (89 bhp - Picture 1 of 24

1996 Ford Escort 1.6 Cabaret Limited Edition Hatchback 5dr Petrol Manual (89 bhp | eBay UK

'The car has done a genuine & DVLA Verified 29k Miles '

'expect some age related marks and ware'

'£9,995.00'

For ten thousand fucking quid, I'd expect the advisories from it's last MOT and the age related marks and 'ware' have been fixed by using large chunks of the Koh-I-Noor diamond, and any paint chips were repaired using scrapings from the ceiling of the Sistine pissing Chapel.

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5 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

1996 Ford Escort 1.6 Cabaret Limited Edition Hatchback 5dr Petrol Manual (89 bhp - Picture 1 of 24

1996 Ford Escort 1.6 Cabaret Limited Edition Hatchback 5dr Petrol Manual (89 bhp | eBay UK

'The car has done a genuine & DVLA Verified 29k Miles '

'expect some age related marks and ware'

'£9,995.00'

For ten thousand fucking quid, I'd expect the advisories from it's last MOT and the age related marks and 'ware' have been fixed by using large chunks of the Koh-I-Noor diamond, and any paint chips were repaired using scrapings from the ceiling of the Sistine pissing Chapel.

When are you picking it up ?

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15 minutes ago, camryv6 said:

When are you picking it up ?

When they move the decimal point to just after the first number and let me know if it's in pushing distance of Morecambe bay.

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2 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

It's a bit like saying you have the best genital wart in Europe. 

And why I didn’t post this when I saw it. I thought it too miserable, even for us!

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4 minutes ago, Dyslexic Viking said:

That's a Sierra I want, and I mean it.

I think the winter has been too long for you this time 😂

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35 minutes ago, Dyslexic Viking said:

That's a Sierra I want, and I mean it.

I literally wouldn't be able to write that sentence.  There is no Ford Sierra that would qualify.

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2 minutes ago, eddyramrod said:

I literally wouldn't be able to write that sentence.  There is no Ford Sierra that would qualify.

I don't usually want a Sierra myself either but that is lovely. A estate in a nice blue color in good condition and with a reliable and fuel efficient diesel engine, what's not to like?

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If you just want something different to beat the system- run down the shops and the tip and do the odd car show its not expensive.

Only thing it's missing is a Cosworth badge - so you can tell the assembled dewey-eyed flaneurs that it's the only existing Cosworth diesel prototype - the Cossie Dee. 😂

Found walled up after decades during the redevelopment of the Dagenham plant. 😂

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Posted
3 hours ago, lesapandre said:

Cheap? If not too fragged.

 

The cheap ones are very well used, and excellent at hiding issues. Ask @richykitchy

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3 minutes ago, richardmorris said:

The cheap ones are very well used, and excellent at hiding issues. Ask @richykitchy

“C pillar needs welding” = needs a c pillar.

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