eBay tat volume 3.

131,217 · April 16

A surprisingly tidy looking fake TT

Banham X21/ Metro Kit Car Conversion | eBay

They usually look in dreadful condition and badly put together, whereas this appears quite nice. God knows what they're like to sell though, given a 'real' one is probably cheaper now. They've fucked a decent looking Metro to make it, mind you.

27,249 · April 16

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1171745397550054

1949 Sunbeam talbot

£1,500

27,249 · April 16

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1382583446079979

1997 Toyota celica £2,000

27,249 · April 16

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/984323800086135

1993 Audi 80 £2,500

28,752 · April 16

I'm looking at the scrap on offer, and the asking prices, and it seems to me that very suddenly, £50 has managed to become £2000. Am I really just Old?

(Well yes, officially, from today, but that's not the point...)

4,678 · April 16

1 hour ago, Cavcraft said:

A surprisingly tidy looking fake TT

Banham X21/ Metro Kit Car Conversion | eBay

They usually look in dreadful condition and badly put together, whereas this appears quite nice. God knows what they're like to sell though, given a 'real' one is probably cheaper now. They've fucked a decent looking Metro to make it, mind you.

Oh dear, that’s an awful device and any reasonable Audi TT would be a better prospect.

1,251 · April 16

4 hours ago, D.E said:

Rover 75 Tourer Connoisseur SE V6 - 9,000 miles

I was convinced it would still have a saggy headlining. That is a stunning looking car though.

April 16

Early but crispy Laguna https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/226699850496

63,076 · April 16

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1584500612238413/

62,897 · April 16

7 hours ago, D.E said:

Rover 75 Tourer Connoisseur SE V6 - 9,000 miles

Call me fussy, but if I was going to pay 16 bags for a Rover 75, I'd want it to at least have matching tyres.

That is rather lovely though. I like the Meteor wheels - they must be fairly rare.

5,958 · April 17

This caught my eye this morning.

https://www.facebook.com/share/18wfdZ93z6/?mibextid=wwXIfr

I’m particularly fond of the main photo with the sellers confirmation of how good this generation of Escort are 😆

April 17

6 hours ago, wuvvum said:

Call me fussy, but if I was going to pay 16 bags for a Rover 75, I'd want it to at least have matching tyres.

That is rather lovely though. I like the Meteor wheels - they must be fairly rare.

Fuuuuuuuck off!!!

The tyres do have some degree of ‘match’, in that they’ve been knackered for the past two MOTs!

9,418 · April 17

56 minutes ago, SunnySouth said:

Fuuuuuuuck off!!!

The tyres do have some degree of ‘match’, in that they’ve been knackered for the past two MOTs!

The seller's website: https://www.spaceship.ltd/

The Rover seems quite typical of their sales cars/many you see - all polished, prepped, smell lovely but there's never much mechanical knowledge/description displayed.
There's maybe a market for such things but I don't think it's here.

27,392 · April 17

59 minutes ago, EyesWeldedShut said:

The seller's website: https://www.spaceship.ltd/

The Rover seems quite typical of their sales cars/many you see - all polished, prepped, smell lovely but there's never much mechanical knowledge/description displayed.
There's maybe a market for such things but I don't think it's here.

Spaceship?

More like fucking space cadet. Awa tae fuck with those prices.

3,721 · April 17

Always wanted a P10 Primera GT, but it's hard to find one that isn;t rotten. With a £4.5k opening bid, this one must be relatively tidy

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/277040356527

Quote

I’ll be honest the car is in fantastic condition for over 33 yrs old

I wonder if he's got a copy of The art of The Deal he could chuck in with it.

4,623 · April 17

2 hours ago, EyesWeldedShut said:

The seller's website: https://www.spaceship.ltd/

The Rover seems quite typical of their sales cars/many you see - all polished, prepped, smell lovely but there's never much mechanical knowledge/description displayed.
There's maybe a market for such things but I don't think it's here.

For that money I would want at least 2 front fog lamps, zero rust around the fuel filler door and my own personal chauffeur

9,418 · April 17

6 minutes ago, goosey said:

For that money I would want at least 2 front fog lamps, zero rust around the fuel filler door and my own personal chauffeur

I'd be happy with RHD myself....

131,217 · April 17

Vw Golf Mk3 Convertible | eBay

'put 12 mouths not on it'

Make your mind up, M8.

131,217 · April 17

This looks ok for £895. I'd imagine being a 125 it's probably a bit easier on longer journeys than a C90.

honda innova anf 125 | eBay

24,603 · April 17

5 minutes ago, gtd2000 said:

https://www.facebook.com/share/15BuGqJmyR/

Moved to the correct section.

3,527 · April 17

Cheap French plated Skylark ending soon

Seems to have a different set of wheels in every picture,

also didn’t know Kennedy was resurrected to run for a 2nd term in 82 😳

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/197196603236?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=F6ROO-gDRBu&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=iy169my6skk&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

131,217 · April 17

God knows what's going on with the seat hump, but it looks like a sort of £1 Shop James Bond wannabe has made an early number plate hiding machine

HONDA CB550 /4 CB550F 1976 CLASSIC BARN FIND MOTORCYCLE SPARES/REPAIR CAFE RACER | eBay

131,217 · April 17

You don't see these anymore, which is no bad thing really

2007 Lincoln Town Car Limousine -Limo NO RESERVE | eBay

Is dripping fanny batter an MOT fail?

131,217 · April 17

Honda 90 Model C200 1965 | eBay

Not going to lie, a 3rd one is pretty tempting.

131,217 · April 17

Looks like it was found in a canal. A canal at the bottom of a salt mine. Still (surprisingly) good value at the current £450 bid, as the engines are quite sought after.

Vespa T5 Scooter 1990 - VNX5T - Spares/repair | eBay

1,836 · April 17

22 hours ago, eddyramrod said:

I'm looking at the scrap on offer, and the asking prices, and it seems to me that very suddenly, £50 has managed to become £2000. Am I really just Old?

(Well yes, officially, from today, but that's not the point...)

Happy Birthday !!

24,052 · April 17

11 hours ago, EyesWeldedShut said:

The seller's website: https://www.spaceship.ltd/

The Rover seems quite typical of their sales cars/many you see - all polished, prepped, smell lovely but there's never much mechanical knowledge/description displayed.
There's maybe a market for such things but I don't think it's here.

I’ve seen something against that wall a while ago at a ridiculous price, but can’t recall what. May have been a BX or XM?

1,255 · April 17

On 16/04/2025 at 17:28, Sigmund Fraud said:

Unsafe at any speed !

Still would, though, especially at the current price.

0.1 miles away from me as the crow flies... I've already got one car purchased from within walking distance, if this one was roadworthy I'd be in danger of starting a collection!

131,217 · April 17

used bedford cf van | eBay

No good for you Eddy, it's too blue/petrol/wrong wheels.

131,217 · April 17

VW 1991 Mk2 Golf Ryder 1.3 Petrol Carb Manual 5spd 87k Running Project | eBay

So glad that trend of this horrific style of photograph seems to have long gone now.

eBay tat volume 3.

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