eBay tat volume 3.

[Cavcraft]

1979 leyland sherpa fire engine | eBay

It's still got the (high pressure?) hoses, so you could take those absolutely fucking hateful number plates off and blast them into a skip. Or the sea, or something.

[Cavcraft]

1958 Thames Vintage Truck | eBay

You could earn the £8,500 starting price back in no time doing scrap metal and conifer cutting.

[morrisoxide]

Executive GLX.

[Cavcraft]

Facebook Market Place. Pretty sure a former owner of this car was a mate of a mate  years ago. If it's the same car it used to be stunning  and iirc was a special order job for the original buyer.

Selling for a friend. Please call or text Mark directly on [hidden information] Car located in Deeside, Flintshire. Daimler Double Six 5.3 litre V12 engine (1988). -81K miles -He owned it for over 20 years -It's not been on the road for years. Last MOT was in 2013. Dry stored in a garage ever since. -Engine seems to be in fantastic condition and turns over with no issues. No expense spared on the mechanics. -Interior in fantastic condition -Electrics all work fine -Even though the car has been dry stored, the body work has lots of rust/corrosion (I have included photos to show all areas of this, but I'm sure they can be repaired by someone with more expertise) -Power steering makes a noise when I turn the wheel -All tyres in great condition -Any questions/inspection welcome -£1500 ONO

[Asimo]

1 hour ago, Cavcraft said:

1958 Thames Vintage Truck | eBay

You could earn the £8,500 starting price back in no time doing scrap metal and conifer cutting.

F.F.S., whitewalls?    Do just fuck off!

[egg]

Daimler Consort, £2.8k

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/533772679186471/

[wesacosa]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/256598804679?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=CDX7UKGGTJe&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=8AFYP6nlRMa&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

[Schaefft]

On a banger racer FB group.

 

[UltraWomble]

You see an advert for a bike and immediately think "Noooooooooooooooooooooo"

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Here I my 1996 gsf bandit runs and rides perfect nothing atall wrong with it  got some recites from since iv owned it bikes a rocket 🚀 mot ran out in July but should pass mot and nothing wrong with it swap for another 600+++ could  add cash for the right bike message me for more info

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1670351837123687

 

[wesacosa]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/876735861185929/?ref=newsfeed

 

[Dayno]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/226311812568?_nkw=classic+cars&itmmeta=01J637QGK3Y46K9SBKSA87A0YG&hash=item34b13c35d8:g:xnIAAOSw4ztmyciQ&itmprp=enc%3AAQAJAAAA8HoV3kP08IDx%2BKZ9MfhVJKke1dWyeKon3frTcwZ4a36UawLMoUpyYTG1Wp9MxRcgzE8P9hwSVBXQ7BYGoogPgIVYWjpFwpfDBRb7RcnmekdlqGZ9T8qhOe%2F3aePoOK6N6audRfw5nygfkewR7aUpHEvssx9pULdGKMOn899eZLhBSJRZ7JBwv8DwpgoV17Mi7jwX3OyNMEn2oYYhaLH9VUWgxMmMDXvsVh%2Bc8zQWE8aWD3sgjlEMOdI%2FEmLfmCm74GvZ2ufJgDVo%2F5CdsUhghXbAZyNXE%2FasamlSXsSLJ9YdtgbnAvROMU7xidlBq6Qvvg%3D%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR9KJ3uewZA&mkcid=1&mkrid=710-53481-19255-0&siteid=3&campid=5338985813&customid=&toolid=10001&mkevt=1

[somewhatfoolish]

3 hours ago, morrisoxide said:

Executive GLX.

It's not quite a Toyota Landcruiser but that is an uncomfortable number of fonts on one car.

[Dayno]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/365085254107?_nkw=classic+cars&itmmeta=01J637QGK2ETB18R6KCZVSTCKM&hash=item5500c6e1db:g:-YQAAOSwJAxmylJH&itmprp=enc%3AAQAJAAAA8HoV3kP08IDx%2BKZ9MfhVJKmgM2ppSvpKnlNekpRqHA9eTwsaOoQUJbJsZql9LJghOOtuxNhbflXEjpk%2BLzGGPqcAQdUUltwMf%2BfiGAMVcqf4ZfsAAsBGs6BjWpN%2Br60xOC9A34Rg92AIsPFnHe0Pwt9GJMDoZF4U4yWrYtnTKvlLOPQcrpt1xUhXo2qU2f1fzkMPEXXtW94NG8Kxlb3QIEbU9hf5GV5yZ3dITEg4dUdEzCp84nPcFnmkdNi%2Bs36aMl8YI0RG3RZCtz9RZDLydjI5b9%2FtRNe9JvbzjHoDVmo50GLIX5WV%2F7KxdC%2F42V4uGA%3D%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR8qJ3uewZA&mkcid=1&mkrid=710-53481-19255-0&siteid=3&campid=5338985813&customid=&toolid=10001&mkevt=1

[somewhatfoolish]

Monza 3.0 badermatic bran fined, medium crispy, Brizzle.

[Dayno]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/296649257276?_nkw=classic+cars&itmmeta=01J637QGK32RR8EDXES6FCDE0Y&hash=item4511ac713c:g:oVkAAOSwmfxmycZh&itmprp=enc%3AAQAJAAAA0HoV3kP08IDx%2BKZ9MfhVJKmdwcgP88odQih344wyv69WGp%2BTSVFLtpQ3wlrw7SVS%2BquHCisJjuL8kINIGNMUbQy23GokoOTzbywnKzPtzYxvr4vN8jPOZL5b84CRGSCYcgggTXnGczVw8xT0AwhpNg7bTsFMdKFvThPz7p5SdfAOJ7SUXPr030BJ2U1WYvsJdTt8Gh0FZu%2Bgm93WrvPwzd64CixbixFlgzQQL0%2FINShlx%2Bp3nDvNO3QJDDei7v%2BVcPQIGs%2BdtvmpA%2Fv8yu5sAD4%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR9SJ3uewZA&mkcid=1&mkrid=710-53481-19255-0&siteid=3&campid=5338985813&customid=&toolid=10001&mkevt=1

[somewhatfoolish]

Junkman memorial pick; Lincoln Continental in triple green. Bit salty, welsh wales.

 

[somewhatfoolish]

Biohazard BX spears or reapers, Yeovil

[Dayno]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/266962923396?_nkw=classic+cars&itmmeta=01J637VSPTSCTYDGJZ88472YK2&hash=item3e283aef84:g:3J4AAOSwI55myPqX&itmprp=enc%3AAQAJAAAA8HoV3kP08IDx%2BKZ9MfhVJKnnkLbtZT2OAR1Gz3nCOoSm6SEI--4YZ2GHXros9UI%2Fd4BAQSXDyDtiwakqZJRCoUqcvrPMD9DrLavAL%2F6aeGkv2sLAonHlA5cXfzvFpQUuz87WqfuQWTDmpqJp7xIdAMpAihrmJ2i%2FzEKNy%2BY40PjMWOrsWN4QPOnmXBDIZCncWn5HlEbH6wJPpMj0yjsVLeZvsO3k%2B7YPSpJP0mwctC87IWXmWKOGFitIYPBBtU0IxNSN27cTdRZhGHALCOyK2eld2qXMxtLaY4UaJqRKNs7OMSw2tgkehR7NEXcU4gjtSw%3D%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR76b7-ewZA&mkcid=1&mkrid=710-53481-19255-0&siteid=3&campid=5338985813&customid=&toolid=10001&mkevt=1

[somewhatfoolish]

Rotten as a pear Daimler DR450, ideal for aspiring Pakistani Ambassadors.

[somewhatfoolish]

SD1 VDP

[somewhatfoolish]

Tidy looking Nissan Bluebird, ripe for minicabbing like it's 1989.

[somewhatfoolish]

Poojoe 309

[somewhatfoolish]

Baggy Merc SL300, Edinreek

[somewhatfoolish]

Rover 800 turbo coupe project

[somewhatfoolish]

Merc W124 2.6

[somewhatfoolish]

Figaro equipped with anti-gravity drive, probably rotten as a pear because they all are.

[somewhatfoolish]

AS-spec Renner 11, Saltburn

[New POD]

I wonder what the seats look like under the ill-fitting covers. 

[New POD]

5 hours ago, UltraWomble said:

You see an advert for a bike and immediately think "Noooooooooooooooooooooo"

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1670351837123687

 

Semi literate council wannabe. You've only got to look at his profile to know he's buying and selling dodgy shite.  

[New POD]

8 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

1979 leyland sherpa fire engine | eBay

It's still got the (high pressure?) hoses, so you could take those absolutely fucking hateful number plates off and blast them into a skip. Or the sea, or something.

I'd love to know which site in the Midlands. Most of the RR real estate in Derby is crisscrossed by public roads.